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There's a conspiracy on foro to eliminate all privacy from its members' lives.
How do I know this? FUDGING PMs are sloooooooooooooooooow!!!

ETA: Gawd damn! Now we can't even write f a c k?

TESTING:
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feck
fick
fock
f uck.

-- Edited by Gringa Lahtina at 14:30, 2007-04-13

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Audio, video, disco.

So... it's been... what, like a year that I've had this signature? Did anyone get that it says: I hear, I see, I learn? :(


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Butterfly wings are so delicate that can be use to make band aids...


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Since the deep sea is still in it's infancy when it comes to discovering/studying it. I think down there lie dormant the seeds of the next evolution. Similar to the pinecone after a forest fire. It opens up to disperse it's protected seeds, to re-start the next forest.


Maybe it's so deep, and unreacheable so that we don't destroy it before it's time.

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Dogo wrote:

My theory is that it's probably not a good thing to be "too clean" as in people that wash their hands ten times a day, disinfect everything in sight, "Purel" their hands, arms, face,ass, etc
You probably wouldn't build antibodies as much, no?
I dunno..... I mean, it's a fact!!
(there's a good chance I just made this up.. cc Buffy)


I have the same theory with drugs and food.





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I believe we have all at one point eaten something from a fast food place that was spit on by a disgruntled employeehmm

doh

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McOSIRIS wrote:

Chicken milk would taste like corn....



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Chicken milk would taste like corn....


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Marky Mark wrote:

Has X left foro? confused


Or is he lining up for the Transformers movie already? biggrin




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Has X left foro? confused


Or is he lining up for the Transformers movie already? biggrin

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Guadalupana wrote:

Dogo wrote:

My theory is that it's probably not a good thing to be "too clean" as in people that wash their hands ten times a day, disinfect everything in sight, "Purel" their hands, arms, face,ass, etc
You probably wouldn't build antibodies as much, no?
I dunno..... I mean, it's a fact!!
(there's a good chance I just made this up.. cc Buffy)


Hey...evileye


Actually...



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*takes notes from Guada*

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Dogo wrote:

My theory is that it's probably not a good thing to be "too clean" as in people that wash their hands ten times a day, disinfect everything in sight, "Purel" their hands, arms, face,ass, etc
You probably wouldn't build antibodies as much, no?
I dunno..... I mean, it's a fact!!
(there's a good chance I just made this up.. cc Buffy)

-- Edited by Dogo at 21:59, 2007-04-11



Yeah, you're right, and the next time you walk your dog and see a lump of poo on the floor, pick it up, and eat it. It will make you Hercules over night. blankstare


 



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My theory is that it's probably not a good thing to be "too clean" as in people that wash their hands ten times a day, disinfect everything in sight, "Purel" their hands, arms, face,ass, etc
You probably wouldn't build antibodies as much, no?
I dunno..... I mean, it's a fact!!
(there's a good chance I just made this up.. cc Buffy)

-- Edited by Dogo at 21:59, 2007-04-11

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NOOOOOO!!!!!!! crying I don't like this new ROFL guy --> rofl

I want the other guy back!

doh <-- and y the hell does this guy look like he's sneezing if he's really says DOH?

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 13:33, 2007-04-11

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rofl

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luna chiquitita wrote:

trimming your peepee makes your pubes look bigger


Trimming too much or your peepee and pubes may leave you with a big clitoris



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Trimming your pubes may lead to accidentally trimming your weewee.

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trimming your peepee makes your pubes look bigger

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trimming ur pubes makes ur weewee look bigger...




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@ Jaime... that theory applies to soup only if its eaten with a fork

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Guadalupana wrote:

oh Daeveed, you make my eyes tear.


ANYWAY!
My theory is, if you eat yogurt with a plastic knife instead of a spoon, it lasts longer. Actually that's no theory, it's a fact!



Same applies to soupblankstare



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oh Daeveed, you make my eyes tear.


ANYWAY!
My theory is, if you eat yogurt with a plastic knife instead of a spoon, it lasts longer. Actually that's no theory, it's a fact!



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It's ok to eat grass. Milliions of cows can't be THAT wrong

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I think that if we wre all able to sniff our own butts and lick our own genitals, the world would be a much better place.

You never see any dog wars.

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

This is actually someone elses theory. I believe there are cures for many diseases, but the FDA won't approve of them because of the revenue they would lose. They want to control a disease, but not cure it.


 i believe that.


I also believe that there is enough food and revenue for everyone in the world to live a comfortable life, but that only a handful control it all.



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This is actually someone elses theory. I believe there are cures for many diseases, but the FDA won't approve of them because of the revenue they would lose. They want to control a disease, but not cure it.

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I think if we all quit foro, we'd be a hell of a lot more productive. shrug

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Sometimes i wonder if Jamie Cruz has been eating all those chickens blankstare


K, this is what i think..... with all the money that charties in Africa receive, wouldn't you think that the children would not starve because of the funds they have for food! hmm

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i hate to say this yet AGAIN! But we're all lab rats



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Using the microwave for every single thing you eat is not good for your body... all that radiation will eventually make you grow a third eye

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Post some self opinionated theories.

I think chickens are produced in labs and not farms. How can KFC alone sell millions of chickens a day without there being a chicken shortage in the worldblankstare





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