J Lo on American Idol

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

RE: J Lo on American Idol

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Marky Mark wrote:

I saw JLo sing a little but had to change it, couldn't listen to her - she was sounding off and kind of 'unnatural', like me trying to sing spanish.

Anyway, back to Jayamah, I can't believe he's still on!!!

I can feel the hate when they were teasing him and I started to feel bad for him. It's not his fault people are voting him in!

Good for Jayamah! :thumbusp:

I agree, :thumbusp:

Dogo · Comandante

Marky Mark wrote:

I saw JLo sing a little but had to change it, couldn't listen to her - she was sounding off and kind of 'unnatural', like me trying to sing spanish.

Anyway, back to Jayamah, I can't believe he's still on!!!

I can feel the hate when they were teasing him and I started to feel bad for him. It's not his fault people are voting him in!

Good for Jayamah! :thumbusp:

I agree, :thumbusp:

Yesi · Guru

angelita wrote:

TV Buff wrote:
I know... el comercial? No, vamos a la comercial. :majorNoNo: The shame.

I'm sure skeletor beat her to a pulp when she got back home.

LOL you guys are sooo mean! It's not his fault his metabolism is that way!!

So i missed JLo's bad performance!! Is there a YOUTUBE link to that??

I am not sure, but she was bleh

(Never seen her perform that bad) I was closing my eyes cause I was so embarrased for the latin community..... Bring Shakira next time.... biggrin

angelita · Guru

TV Buff wrote:
I know... el comercial? No, vamos a la comercial. :majorNoNo: The shame.

I'm sure skeletor beat her to a pulp when she got back home.

LOL you guys are sooo mean! It's not his fault his metabolism is that way!!

So i missed JLo's bad performance!! Is there a YOUTUBE link to that??

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

GENIE wrote:

I know... el comercial? No, vamos a la comercial. :majorNoNo: The shame.

I'm sure skeletor beat her to a pulp when she got back home.

Of course he didnt do that! His bag of bones body isnt able to withstand that sort of stress on his deathlike frame..... he got one of the maids to strip her butt and spank her with una chankleta

I swear, what an embarasement :oldno:

GENIE · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

GENIE wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

I'm sorry, Genie, but JLo sucked big time last night.

She looked very pretty, though. :oldshrugguy:

ITS OK BUFFY i respect everyones opinions and i thought she was ok nada wow last night!!! but she did look good as always a diva!!! omg but she disappointed me so much last night when Ryan got the spanish right and she got it wrong!!! i was like what did u just say!!! oh no!!!! but i still luv her!!!

I know... el comercial? No, vamos a la comercial. :majorNoNo: The shame.

I'm sure skeletor beat her to a pulp when she got back home.

YEAAH I WAS LIKE OMG JLO WHAT DID U JUST DO!!!!! EVEN RYAN MADE A FACE!!!! LIKE HUH!!!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

I'm sorry, Genie, but JLo sucked big time last night.

She looked very pretty, though. :oldshrugguy:

ITS OK BUFFY i respect everyones opinions and i thought she was ok nada wow last night!!! but she did look good as always a diva!!! omg but she disappointed me so much last night when Ryan got the spanish right and she got it wrong!!! i was like what did u just say!!! oh no!!!! but i still luv her!!!

I know... el comercial? No, vamos a la comercial. :majorNoNo: The shame.

I'm sure skeletor beat her to a pulp when she got back home.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Maybe this Jambalaya dude will win, and then to make matters worse, not get a major label deal. And maybe he'll be the next will hung, was that his name ? the 'she bang, she bang..' chinese boy?

Yes Well Hung

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Maybe this Jambalaya dude will win, and then to make matters worse, not get a major label deal. And maybe he'll be the next will hung, was that his name ? the 'she bang, she bang..' chinese boy?

Marky Mark · Foro Master

I saw JLo sing a little but had to change it, couldn't listen to her - she was sounding off and kind of 'unnatural', like me trying to sing spanish. weirdface

Anyway, back to Jayamah, I can't believe he's still on!!!

I can feel the hate when they were teasing him and I started to feel bad for him. It's not his fault people are voting him in!

Good for Jayamah! :thumbusp:

GENIE · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

I'm sorry, Genie, but JLo sucked big time last night.

She looked very pretty, though. :oldshrugguy:

ITS OK BUFFY i respect everyones opinions and i thought she was ok nada wow last night!!! but she did look good as always a diva!!! omg but she disappointed me so much last night when Ryan got the spanish right and she got it wrong!!! i was like what did u just say!!! oh no!!!! but i still luv her!!!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

I'm sorry, Genie, but JLo sucked big time last night.

She looked very pretty, though. :oldshrugguy:

Dogo · Comandante

Julie wrote:

I can't believe that the Jayamah or however you spell his name is still around !!!!

:Iknowwrogthreadbut:

-- Edited by Dogo at 22:07, 2007-04-11

Julie · Comandante

I can't believe that the Jayamah or however you spell his name is still around !!!!

:Iknowwrogthreadbut: boo

Miel · Guru

I watch it,. and I think if the point was to show a Latin/Hispanic singer,. they should have invited Gloria Stephan,.. or Ricky Martin,. or Daddy Yankee (I am jocking on the last name heheee)

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:

WTF???????

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 16:47, 2007-04-11

dear MJ: you might want to get that excessive oil problem checked out... you seem to be rollingo on the ground quite uncontrollably.

Stop, drop, and roll. It works when you try to fry something in oil and all of it goes splashing madly onto your clothes and you scream in fear and in pain, and then you stop, drop, and roll.

I hate this stupid new :r o f l:

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

WTF???????

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 16:47, 2007-04-11

dear MJ: you might want to get that excessive oil problem checked out... you seem to be rollingo on the ground quite uncontrollably.

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

way too funny not to post: (from my beloved www.dlisted.com)
Last night's "American Idol" was all sorts of boring. The moment of the night was of course when JLo mentored Sangina. He sang "Besame Mucho" when he really should've sang "La Isla Bonita", but that's besides the point. The best part was when JLo started to sing with him. Watching her sing is like watching hyenas slowly devour a baby zebra. It's slow as hell and painful.
That being said, Sangina wasn't half bad last night. Painted on facial hair and everything.

WTF???????

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 16:47, 2007-04-11

angelita · Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

results show.. umm... i think its on at 9.

i missed House last night

Perfect!! Right after 'Betty la fea'....which i'm upset about, cause i wanted her to be with the other guy!!

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

results show.. umm... i think its on at 9.

i missed House last night crying

angelita · Guru

What time is American Idol on tonight??

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

way too funny not to post: (from my beloved www.dlisted.com)

Last night's "American Idol" was all sorts of boring. The moment of the night was of course when JLo mentored Sangina. He sang "Besame Mucho" when he really should've sang "La Isla Bonita", but that's besides the point. The best part was when JLo started to sing with him. Watching her sing is like watching hyenas slowly devour a baby zebra. It's slow as hell and painful.

That being said, Sangina wasn't half bad last night. Painted on facial hair and everything.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Chale Tanga wrote:

TV Buff wrote: I wonder if has changed.Let's see.WHOA! That one's giving me a headache!!-- Edited by TV Buff at 13:16, 2007-04-11poor little guy, it looks like if he's having a seizure. Someone help him! Wont somebody help him!

I guess we can end his misery fight

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

I wonder if has changed.

Let's see.

WHOA! That one's giving me a headache!!

-- Edited by TV Buff at 13:16, 2007-04-11

poor little guy, it looks like if he's having a seizure. Someone help him! Wont somebody help him!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: Did you hear any bones rattling in the background? That could have been him. I'm just sayin.
Dont make fun of Skeletor

I wonder if

has changed.

Let's see.

WHOA! That one's giving me a headache!!

-- Edited by TV Buff at 13:16, 2007-04-11

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

I HEARTS IT!

angelita · Guru

@ Mimi - Leave my Marc alone!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not the body that counts, it's the voice that he has

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

Did you hear any bones rattling in the background? That could have been him. I'm just sayin.

Dont make fun of Skeletor

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote: angelita wrote: Oh boy HATERZ...... wait till GENIE reads all your comments!!!Anyhoo, i'm interested in Marc Anthony. Did he show up? Was he in the audience??I saw most of the show and didn't see or hear about Mr Lopez.
Did you hear any bones rattling in the background? That could have been him.
I'm just sayin.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

angelita wrote: Oh boy HATERZ...... wait till GENIE reads all your comments!!!Anyhoo, i'm interested in Marc Anthony. Did he show up? Was he in the audience??I saw most of the show and didn't see or hear about Mr Lopez.

Did you hear any bones rattling in the background? That could have been him.

I'm just sayin. blankstare

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

angelita wrote:

Oh boy HATERZ...... wait till GENIE reads all your comments!!!

Anyhoo, i'm interested in Marc Anthony. Did he show up? Was he in the audience??

I saw most of the show and didn't see or hear about Mr Lopez.

angelita · Guru

Oh boy HATERZ...... wait till GENIE reads all your comments!!!

Anyhoo, i'm interested in Marc Anthony. Did he show up? Was he in the audience??

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

It's the new : doh : !!!! Don't hurt me!!!

Anyway, watch the video!!! The best part is when she CRACKS around 10:12.

EDIT EDIT EDIT... doh

-- Edited by Chale Tanga at 10:07, 2007-04-11

God · Foro Master

watch this one

http://www.heavy.com/video/3778

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:
<- that is the cutest! what is it? :lesigh:?

Tell me damn it!

As for the Jho comment.... she was just a splash in the pan. She came in right when the whole latin sensation was hot and now we see that she's really not.

I admit, Im a jho hater, but I do love the woman's fashion sense, I just dont think she can sing worth a peanut.

It's the new : doh : !!!! Don't hurt me!!! crying

Anyway, watch the video!!! rofl

The best part is when she CRACKS around 10:12.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

sowwy...I was learning how to buff a car and how to change the spark plugs...

useless knowledge when you don't own a car...

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

<- that is the cutest! what is it? :lesigh:?

Tell me damn it!

As for the Jho comment.... she was just a splash in the pan. She came in right when the whole latin sensation was hot and now we see that she's really not.

I admit, Im a jho hater, but I do love the woman's fashion sense, I just dont think she can sing worth a peanut.

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Ah yes.......here it is!! Once again, Marc Anthony sounds AMAZING but wifey, on the other hand..................mmmm, not so much!!!

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Gy57RmvwLw]

God · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

I think I speak better than J-Lo and that's saying A LOT!!!!! (mucho)

Anyone remember that disaster of a performance between her and her hubby where she's wearing a long green dress and their both doing this novela scene? Good God that performance was BRUTAL!!!! Ironically enough, she cancelled her European tour right after that performance due to an "illness".

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 09:46, 2007-04-11

Well I declare myself as a J ho Hater...
as singer she's mediocre
as dancer nothing amazing
as actress Baaaaddddd

Plus she is sooooooooooooooo ghetto!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

I think I speak better than J-Lo and that's saying A LOT!!!!! (mucho)

Anyone remember that disaster of a performance between her and her hubby where she's wearing a long green dress and their both doing this novela scene? Good God that performance was BRUTAL!!!! doh

Ironically enough, she cancelled her European tour right after that performance due to an "illness".

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 09:46, 2007-04-11

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Chale Tanga wrote:

speaking of jho.... her new album has been banned in latino music chain store b/c she refused to go promote there saying that she would only promo to the anglo market. Weird, considering that her new album is an all spanish one, catered to latinos.

Scientology has made her lose common sense

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

speaking of jho.... her new album has been banned in latino music chain store b/c she refused to go promote there saying that she would only promo to the anglo market. Weird, considering that her new album is an all spanish one, catered to latinos.

GENIE · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Is it just me or is this just the most talentless top 10 on American Idol ever?

oh i so agree!! the only one that did a great job was Blake and thats cuz he sang i wanna know by marc anthony!!! The rest did Gloria estafan and other songs not to bad the first african american girl did a good job!! and YEs i saw it and yes JLO WAS AMAZING!!! and all u haters whatever!! lol lol

She did coach them not vocally as much but more of how to move to the song and Sanjaya sang a half spanish song!!! not to bad but he sounded funny you could hear the english accent in his voice! and other then that jlo performs and judges tonight!!!

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Is it just me or is this just the most talentless top 10 on American Idol ever?

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

I'm curious if she actually coached these kids on how to sing because that would be truly ironic.

Yeah I'm a hater.

its like the blind leading the blind.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

I'm curious if she actually coached these kids on how to sing because that would be truly ironic.

Yeah I'm a hater.

God · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

God wrote: TV Buff wrote: I was watching a documentary, Road to Guantanamo, which by the way is soooooooo good-- very informative. Second that it's very good, it gives you a different view that we don't see in the regular news...True dat. And BTW, if those guys weren't terrorists before, they are now fo' sho'!

I hate the new no.

-- Edited by TV Buff at 08:51, 2007-04-11

Exactly...after all they went thru....

TV Buff · TOP Guru

God wrote:

TV Buff wrote: I was watching a documentary, Road to Guantanamo, which by the way is soooooooo good-- very informative.
Second that it's very good, it gives you a different view that we don't see in the regular news...

True dat. And BTW, if those guys weren't terrorists before, they are now fo' sho'!

I hate the new no.

-- Edited by TV Buff at 08:51, 2007-04-11

God · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

I was watching a documentary, Road to Guantanamo, which by the way is soooooooo good-- very informative.

Second that it's very good, it gives you a different view that we don't see in the regular news...