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luna chiquitita wrote:

oh u know which job i would HATE to have.... those ppl at the circus that have to run around with a bucket and shovel and pick up the elephants dodo while they're performing

no cool... AT ALL



are you crazy?! do you know how expensive manure is? you can sell that stuff for more than the ivory!!! sans hurting the poor little big animal! do i have to think about EVERYTHING!?



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oh u know which job i would HATE to have.... those ppl at the circus that have to run around with a bucket and shovel and pick up the elephants dodo while they're performing

no cool... AT ALL

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There was this dude on Regis y'day that said that his father was the 'basket man' for the Doobie brothers... and what his job as a basketman was, was to roll around on his rollerskates and rolls joints, put them in his basket and then just roll around and distribute the joints to whoever wanted them.



WICKED ASS JOB.

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Guadalupana wrote:

i don't get how adding 'ha ha' to the end of the sentence makes it sound sarcastic Anyway that's besides the point.

So, what odd job would i like...well i think i'd like to walk people's dog (for a good price).



Oh my God, I totally agree!!! 

When I go out for lunch, I always see this guy with about 5 little dogs with him!!!  The guy's got it made as far as I'm concerned!!!



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Me too, ha ha


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i don't get how adding 'ha ha' to the end of the sentence makes it sound sarcastic Anyway that's besides the point.

So, what odd job would i like...well i think i'd like to walk people's dog (for a good price).

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luna chiquitita wrote:

did you know there is a person that has to walk around and check if cows are pregnant... they have to stick their hands in a cow's ass and check for the fetus.... It would truly be a miracle if they EVER found a fetus up a cows ASShmm

there are also ppl that have to collect the semen from horses... more specifically thoroughbred race horses.... they use their semen to inpregnate other horses... The PEOPLE use THEIR semen to impregnate other horses?!weirdface
What kind of farms are YOU going to?
its part of the "breeding" process....

anyhoo.... my "odd" job would be to"critique" spas and bed and breakfasts.... relaxation GALORE!






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did you know there is a person that has to walk around and check if cows are pregnant... they have to stick their hands in a cow's ass and check for the fetus....

there are also ppl that have to collect the semen from horses... more specifically thoroughbred race horses.... they use their semen to inpregnate other horses... its part of the "breeding" process....

anyhoo.... my "odd" job would be to"critique" spas and bed and breakfasts.... relaxation GALORE!

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

Yesi wrote: I would like to be one of those people who go out to restaurants and rates the food and service..... I could do it for the whole world.... Travel and Food... Perfect!!!! Ya that sounds like a great job, but if I did that I would look too much like the guy on my avatar ashamed



biggrin True .... I would just work out harder....

Yeap by the way your avatar bleh



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Massage parlor critic or towel distributer at a women's gym's bathroom... aww


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Yesi wrote:

I would like to be one of those people who go out to restaurants and rates the food and service..... I could do it for the whole world.... Travel and Food... Perfect!!!!


Ya that sounds like a great job, but if I did that I would look too much like the guy on my avatar ashamed



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I would like to be one of those people who go out to restaurants and rates the food and service..... I could do it for the whole world.... Travel and Food... Perfect!!!!


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There is this guy that goes around the world taking pictures of women behinds, then posts the pictures on the website that he runs and apparently he makes millions.

Wouldnt you love to do that? haha



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Every now and then I hear about people with odd jobs that just make me wish I had one too. I've heard of this guy that works for Baskin Robins. He's a taste tester and his tongue is worth 1 Million dollars. His job is to taste ice scream flavorsweirdface and makes a crap load of money. I know that there are mattress testers and video game testers/reviewers as well.

What kind of odd job would you like to have if given the opportunity?


To answer my own question I would love to test out mattresses. I already sleep at work sometimes, so I might as well get paid for itsmile



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