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I think I would spit...but my friends only serve a good meal.

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Dogo wrote: I sometimes can't get over the fact that we eat egg (among so many other things)... I can't think too much about it, otherwise I won't eat itAn animal's developing embryo.. yum!I usually just pretend it's dog poop Funny enough, i saw a show on eggs this week. Basically the eggs we eat haven't been jizzed on, I mean fertilized by the rooster so.. yeah. hmm


Really???

I thought that the white wiggly thing on the yoke was the 'jizz' of the cock! (pun intended)







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Dogo wrote: I sometimes can't get over the fact that we eat egg (among so many other things)... I can't think too much about it, otherwise I won't eat itAn animal's developing embryo.. yum!I usually just pretend it's dog poop Funny enough, i saw a show on eggs this week. Basically the eggs we eat haven't been jizzed on, I mean fertilized by the rooster so.. yeah. hmm



I guess THAT'S the part that grosses you out?hmm



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I sometimes can't get over the fact that we eat egg (among so many other things)... I can't think too much about it, otherwise I won't eat it
An animal's developing embryo.. yum!
I usually just pretend it's dog poop


Funny enough, i saw a show on eggs this week. Basically the eggs we eat haven't been jizzed on, I mean fertilized by the rooster so.. yeah. hmm

 



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I sometimes can't get over the fact that we eat egg (among so many other things)... I can't think too much about it, otherwise I won't eat it
An animal's developing embryo.. yum!
I usually just pretend it's dog poop



I will never look at eggs the same. Especially scrambled eggs 



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I sometimes can't get over the fact that we eat egg (among so many other things)... I can't think too much about it, otherwise I won't eat it
An animal's developing embryo.. yum!
I usually just pretend it's dog poop

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Chale Tanga wrote: Gringa Lahtina wrote: Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it.  i blame the pornos they watch.... @ Luna: Ah ha! But see, the question was not that, therefore I cannot answer an unproposed question.
Why blame porn?We men have learned so much from porn like the following:1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy ****s. 11. People in the 70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. ****s are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.  31. when a woman is in the shower, another woman tends to randomley walk in. 32. they take off their bottoms over there shoes, or take them off, take off their bottoms, and then put the shoes back on. 33. there is always a dildo hidden behind the cushion on the couch, which the girl will pull out while smiling. 34. there is always something funny, as they will stop half way through, stare and laugh at eachiver (lesbains) 35. make sure you laugh when a man licks out a girl who hasnt used a douche. Are you trying to say these are lies?


       



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@JC hahaha nice comments man so true...

As for me I've always been kind enough to eat it no matter what it looks like.  Plus whenever I'm out I'm the one penalized to eat what my gf doesn't want so looking at it either way I'm screwed.  I take it as a Fear Factor experience and chew and munch without looking back. 

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It depends.

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SERIOUSLY doubt that.






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Gringa Lahtina wrote:

X4v13r wrote:Gringa Lahtina wrote:Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it. true that, I wonder y myself, makes no diff to me, I don't see the big deal just the benefit's of keeping it clean ~XLOLOL So it's just a matter of convenience-slash-laziness? (I realize I could have typed an actual /) You men! Ok, NOW I can see why it would be "hot".
 


well, sometimes u r in the car and u can't be bother with things like that

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Gringa Lahtina wrote:Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it. true that, I wonder y myself, makes no diff to me, I don't see the big deal just the benefit's of keeping it clean

~X

 


LOLOL So it's just a matter of convenience-slash-laziness? (I realize I could have typed an actual /) You men! Ok, NOW I can see why it would be "hot".

 



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Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it.

true that, I wonder y myself, makes no diff to me, I don't see the big deal just the benefit's of keeping it clean

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@ JC's list of "what I've learned from porn" lolololol

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I was taught to eat everything that was served to me no matter what

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Chale Tanga wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote: Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it.
 i blame the pornos they watch.... @ Luna: Ah ha! But see, the question was not that, therefore I cannot answer an unproposed question.



Why blame porn?weirdfaceconfused
We men have learned so much from porn like the following:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream
with
embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy ****s.

11. People in the 70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in
the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and
slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't
disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,
the boyfriend
won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your cock in his
girlfriend's
mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
giving her a
gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll
only be
momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind
her to "suck it".

26. ****s are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers
and find a cock
there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly
on the back of
the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

 31. when a woman is in the shower, another woman tends to randomley walk in.

32. they take off their bottoms over there shoes, or take them off, take off their bottoms, and then put the shoes back on.

33. there is always a dildo hidden behind the cushion on the couch, which the girl will pull out while smiling.

34. there is always something funny, as they will stop half way through, stare and laugh at eachiver (lesbains)

35. make sure you laugh when a man licks out a girl who hasnt used a douche.




Are you trying to say these are lies?cry



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Chale Tanga wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote: Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it.
 i blame the pornos they watch.... @ Luna: Ah ha! But see, the question was not that, therefore I cannot answer an unproposed question.


You're on the ball today, my friend!!! 

Porn has GLORIFIED what some women may find gross.

I can't remember what bar I was in (somewhere along St. Clair) but they had these tv screens everywhere and all of a sudden this porno came on.  The scene just happened to be this girl getting jizzed on and the way she was going on...........you would've thought she had the greatest poutine EVER!!!!!!!!  Needless to say, one guy noticed I was there and changed the channel quick which resulted in a horde of boos. 


-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 16:59, 2007-04-04

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Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it.


 i blame the pornos they watch....


@ Luna: Ah ha! But see, the question was not that, therefore I cannot answer an unproposed question.




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Question, now that I know the truth... why is swallowing such a huge deal anyway? How is it hot? A lot of you men sure seem to get worked up about it.

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I refuse to answer this thread because I was mislead by the title


let's say the title wasn't misleading... what would you have answered?


 



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Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Since the title is misleading, I will go there and ask... "to swallow" means to "swallow cum"? I finally get it! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall this time I was thinking it meant to... how shall I put it... to allow the member to go deep down the woman's throat but duh, that's deep throat. LOL Now THAT is being naive.

Oh I was such a little white dove before foro. Shame on you, people!


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Since the title is misleading, I will go there and ask... "to swallow" means to "swallow cum"? I finally get it! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall this time I was thinking it meant to... how shall I put it... to allow the member to go deep down the woman's throat but duh, that's deep throat. LOL Now THAT is being naive.

Oh I was such a little white dove before foro. Shame on you, people!

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Have you ever been invited over to someones home for dinner and eaten something gross that they cooked?If so have you ever spit it back out on a napkin or swallowed and acted as if you enjoyed it ?Discuss mal pensadosAs for me when I see something I don't like I usually tell them in advance before they serve it on my plate. If it's already served I just act like I'm full after one bite

        We were taught to eat everything that is put on our plates as long as it dont look disgusting we were required to eat it!! and if it tasted bad then it sucked to be us!! but to this day i will eat it just cuz thats how i was raised!


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I refuse to answer this thread because I was mislead by the title







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luna chiquitita wrote:

Jaime this is the BESTEST thread you've ever opened

A friend invited me over for lunch once and before she served our plates, she sternly said we weren't allowed to add any salt or pepper ('cause I usually add black pepper to everything). She gets annoyed that I usually don't even taste the food and my first instinct is to add black pepper. So she banned me from adding anything....

anyhhoo.. so she serves me a plate (she made pasta sauce and penne pasta) and I thought to myself.. hmm.. ok... who can screw up pasta sauce... well SHE CAN AND DID! it was the blandest, most tasteless sauce I EVER ate. I had to 'swallow' it down and pretend I enjoyed every bit of it. When she asked if i wanted seconds, i told her i was trying to lose weight and all the carbs weren't good for me




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Jaime this is the BESTEST thread you've ever opened

A friend invited me over for lunch once and before she served our plates, she sternly said we weren't allowed to add any salt or pepper ('cause I usually add black pepper to everything). She gets annoyed that I usually don't even taste the food and my first instinct is to add black pepper. So she banned me from adding anything....

anyhhoo.. so she serves me a plate (she made pasta sauce and penne pasta) and I thought to myself.. hmm.. ok... who can screw up pasta sauce... well SHE CAN AND DID! it was the blandest, most tasteless sauce I EVER ate. I had to 'swallow' it down and pretend I enjoyed every bit of it. When she asked if i wanted seconds, i told her i was trying to lose weight and all the carbs weren't good for me

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Have you ever been invited over to someones home for dinner and eaten something gross that they cooked?If so have you ever spit it back out on a napkin or swallowed and acted as if you enjoyed it ?

Discuss mal pensados


As for me when I see something I don't like I usually tell them in advance before they serve it on my plate. If it's already served I just act like I'm full after one bite




I usually just say, "No thank you!"


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Have you ever been invited over to someones home for dinner and eaten something gross that they cookedbleh?
If so have you ever spit it back out on a napkin or swallowed and acted as if you enjoyed it ?

Discuss mal pensadossmile


As for me when I see something I don't like I usually tell them in advance before they serve it on my plate. If it's already served I just act like I'm full after one bitewink



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