>> A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back >> of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not >>paying attention. >> She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite >> embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been >>circumcised and he was quite itchy. >> > >> The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He >> was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about >>it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion >>at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him >>sitting at >> his desk with his "thing" hanging out. >> "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. >> "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out >>till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." >> KIDS ; DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM??? --