A Whale's Penis

GENIE · Foro Master

RE: A Whale's Penis

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote: there you have it genie... turkeys do have penises but Pajaro Loco looks nothing like a turkey... so again... Pajaro Loco has no penis and in fact, is an IT. Oh and God (fgnrg) has a gorilla's penis, per his ex. thank you for tuning in.
OH I WASNT EVEN ARGUING THAT OR ANYTHING CUZ WE ALL KNOW QUE EL PAJARACO ESE NO TIENE HUEBOS!!!! (I KNOW ITS WITH A V)

LOL LOL I JUST meant ducks

@Xavi - ok so i go to my grandma's house (finca, rancho)whatever and she has lots of animals and were getting the place ready cuz after about 30yrs she decided to finally marry my Step Grandpapi! so were decorating the house and setting up all is ready and all the animals have been put away next thing we know the kids have let the two ducks out just so they can play with them and right in the middle of the ceremony we hear the Pata quack loud we all turn around and there they are in all there glory doing it!!! then the pato jumps off her and u see this penis but its like a curly fry (sorry only description that comes to mind thats why i dont eat curly fries) and he starts to walk away and were all in shock and laughing at what we just saw!! so thats my Duck humping story!! still tramatized!

Oh eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww..................

Damn you Genie!!! Damn you!!!!

How am I going to eat curly fries now??????!!!!!!!!!!

X4v13r · Comandante

GENIE wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote:there you have it genie... turkeys do have penises but Pajaro Loco looks nothing like a turkey... so again... Pajaro Loco has no penis and in fact, is an IT. Oh and God (fgnrg) has a gorilla's penis, per his ex. thank you for tuning in.
OH I WASNT EVEN ARGUING THAT OR ANYTHING CUZ WE ALL KNOW QUE EL PAJARACO ESE NO TIENE HUEBOS!!!! (I KNOW ITS WITH A V)

LOL LOL I JUST meant ducks

@Xavi - ok so i go to my grandma's house (finca, rancho)whatever and she has lots of animals and were getting the place ready cuz after about 30yrs she decided to finally marry my Step Grandpapi! so were decorating the house and setting up all is ready and all the animals have been put away next thing we know the kids have let the two ducks out just so they can play with them and right in the middle of the ceremony we hear the Pata quack loud we all turn around and there they are in all there glory doing it!!! then the pato jumps off her and u see this penis but its like a curly fry (sorry only description that comes to mind thats why i dont eat curly fries) and he starts to walk away and were all in shock and laughing at what we just saw!! so thats my Duck humping story!! still tramatized!

see, I knew it was a good story.

~X

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote:there you have it genie... turkeys do have penises but Pajaro Loco looks nothing like a turkey... so again... Pajaro Loco has no penis and in fact, is an IT. Oh and God (fgnrg) has a gorilla's penis, per his ex. thank you for tuning in.
OH I WASNT EVEN ARGUING THAT OR ANYTHING CUZ WE ALL KNOW QUE EL PAJARACO ESE NO TIENE HUEBOS!!!! (I KNOW ITS WITH A V)

LOL LOL I JUST meant ducks

@Xavi - ok so i go to my grandma's house (finca, rancho)whatever and she has lots of animals and were getting the place ready cuz after about 30yrs she decided to finally marry my Step Grandpapi! so were decorating the house and setting up all is ready and all the animals have been put away next thing we know the kids have let the two ducks out just so they can play with them and right in the middle of the ceremony we hear the Pata quack loud we all turn around and there they are in all there glory doing it!!! then the pato jumps off her and u see this penis but its like a curly fry (sorry only description that comes to mind thats why i dont eat curly fries) and he starts to walk away and were all in shock and laughing at what we just saw!! so thats my Duck humping story!! still tramatized!

I thought you said Turkey... ehhehee...

Love the duck story

GENIE · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

there you have it genie... turkeys do have penises but Pajaro Loco looks nothing like a turkey... so again... Pajaro Loco has no penis and in fact, is an IT. Oh and God (fgnrg) has a gorilla's penis, per his ex. thank you for tuning in.

OH I WASNT EVEN ARGUING THAT OR ANYTHING CUZ WE ALL KNOW QUE EL PAJARACO ESE NO TIENE HUEBOS!!!! (I KNOW ITS WITH A V)

LOL LOL I JUST meant ducks

@Xavi - ok so i go to my grandma's house (finca, rancho)whatever and she has lots of animals and were getting the place ready cuz after about 30yrs she decided to finally marry my Step Grandpapi! so were decorating the house and setting up all is ready and all the animals have been put away next thing we know the kids have let the two ducks out just so they can play with them and right in the middle of the ceremony we hear the Pata quack loud we all turn around and there they are in all there glory doing it!!! then the pato jumps off her and u see this penis but its like a curly fry (sorry only description that comes to mind thats why i dont eat curly fries) and he starts to walk away and were all in shock and laughing at what we just saw!! so thats my Duck humping story!! still tramatized!

Dogo · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

Gorillas have relatively small penises, so it is an often used subtle insult in some countries to insinuate or directly state that one is 'hung like a gorilla'. "

That's too bad, we could've gotten a lot of cell phones out of those babies

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

there you have it genie... turkeys do have penises but Pajaro Loco looks nothing like a turkey... so again... Pajaro Loco has no penis and in fact, is an IT. Oh and God (fgnrg) has a gorilla's penis, per his ex. thank you for tuning in.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

A "laughing gull"? No sex organs and sex that lasts less than a second. Yeah, the biologist who named them was a bastard.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Although most male birds have no external sex organs, the male does have two testes which become hundreds of times larger during the breeding season to produce sperm. The female's ovaries also become larger, although only the left ovary actually functions.

In the males of species without a phallus (see below), sperm is stored in the seminal glomera within the cloacal protuberance prior to copulation. During copulation, the female moves her tail to the side and the male either mounts the female from behind or in front (in the stitchbird), or moves very close to her. The cloacae then touch, so that the sperm can enter the female's reproductive tract. This can happen very fast, sometimes in less than one second.

The sperm is stored in the female's sperm storage tubules for anywhere from a week to a year, depending on the species of bird. Then, one by one, eggs will be fertilised as they come out of the ovaries, before being laid by the female. The eggs will then continue their development outside the female body.

A juvenile Laughing Gull

Many waterfowl and some other birds, such as the ostrich and turkey, do possess a phallus. When not copulating, it is hidden within the proctodeum compartment within the cloaca, just inside the vent.

After the eggs hatch, parent birds provide varying degrees of care in terms of food and protection. Precocial birds can care for themselves independently within minutes of hatching; altricial hatchlings are helpless, blind, and naked, and require extended parental care. The chicks of many ground-nesting birds such as partridges and waders are often able to run virtually immediately after hatching; such birds are referred to as nidifugous. The young of hole-nesters, on the other hand, are often totally incapable of unassisted survival. The process whereby a chick acquires feathers until it can fly is called "fledging".

Some birds, such as pigeons, geese, and Red-crowned Cranes, remain with their mates for life (or for a long period) and may produce offspring on a regular basis.

X4v13r · Comandante

GENIE wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote:Here's another little tidbit about animal penises.... Birds don't have penises... poor little guys Which means, PAJARO LOCO is NOT a boy as we have all thought... PAJARO LOCO is an IT!
DO U MEAN ALL BIRDS CUZ I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT DUCKS HAVE A PENIS!!! I HAVE SEEN ONE!! EL SALVADOR IS ALL IM GONNA SAY!

this sounds like a good story, tell us please

~X

GENIE · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

Here's another little tidbit about animal penises.... Birds don't have penises... poor little guys Which means, PAJARO LOCO is NOT a boy as we have all thought... PAJARO LOCO is an IT!

DO U MEAN ALL BIRDS CUZ I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT DUCKS HAVE A PENIS!!! I HAVE SEEN ONE!! EL SALVADOR IS ALL IM GONNA SAY!

X4v13r · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

Here's another little tidbit about animal penises.... Birds don't have penises... poor little guys Which means, PAJARO LOCO is NOT a boy as we have all thought... PAJARO LOCO is an IT!

I always knew something was wrong with that bird/it

~X

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

Here's another little tidbit about animal penises.... Birds don't have penises... poor little guys

Which means, PAJARO LOCO is NOT a boy as we have all thought... PAJARO LOCO is an IT!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote: What the heck is J's Racing Intake? Well.. from how it was explained to me.... J's Racing is the brand and an "intake" is something that car needs

@ Dogo I heard that a "Doguito" isn't just a little dogo

@ Gastone - a whale indeed has a bone in his penis

LUNA'S PENIS TIDBIT OF THE DAY

"The largest penis belongs to the blue whale estimated at over 2 m (more than 6½ feet).

Gorillas have relatively small penises, so it is an often used subtle insult in some countries to insinuate or directly state that one is 'hung like a gorilla'. "

Jebus!!! I was at the zoo last year and this zebra starting mounting some other zebra...........

...............LORD JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know whether to scream for the girl zebra to run or to just pass her a smoke!!!!

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

What the heck is J's Racing Intake?

Well.. from how it was explained to me.... J's Racing is the brand and an "intake" is something that car needs

@ Dogo

I heard that a "Doguito" isn't just a little dogo

@ Gastone - a whale indeed has a bone in his penis

LUNA'S PENIS TIDBIT OF THE DAY

"The largest penis belongs to the blue whale estimated at over 2 m (more than 6½ feet).

Gorillas have relatively small penises, so it is an often used subtle insult in some countries to insinuate or directly state that one is 'hung like a gorilla'. "

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

What the heck is J's Racing Intake?

Dogo · Comandante

A "burrito" is not always a small donkey...

angelita · Guru

Gastone wrote:

can you check if the Whale's penis has a bone inside?

Gastone · Guru

can you check if the Whale's penis has a bone inside?

God · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

what's a rusty trombone?

LMAO

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

what's a rusty trombone?

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

oh, so something like, the food that's stuck in my tooth, rots and fungi-fies my toes? algo asi?

oh wait yeah i got one....the rusty trombone...i have an idea of what it could be, but i don't think i want to know.

LOL, i finally looked it up. Apparently it's been around since the 50's weirdface

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

God wrote:

I'm pretty sure this thread is not about mine.

I think we're ALL pretty sure this thread's not about your wee-wee!!!!

God · Foro Master

I'm pretty sure this thread is not about mine.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

oh, so something like, the food that's stuck in my tooth, rots and fungi-fies my toes? algo asi?

oh wait yeah i got one....the rusty trombone...i have an idea of what it could be, but i don't think i want to know.

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

are there things that have actually no relation to another thing but to some people it actually means something?

Huh, you say?....

welll.. yesterday I overheard my BIL and hubs talking about looking for a whale's penis. I broke out laughing and they gave me this look

I was like WTF?! You guys are looking for a whale's penis and I get the

look. Well apparently a whale's penis = J's Racing Intake

They call it a whale's penis 'cause of the size and shape of the intake

Are there other things out there that are called funny things but have nothing to do with it?