You pass up on an overpriced $3 coffee from Starbucks for a box of Timbits and a coffee from Tim Horton's

You hate the Ottawa Senators and Montreal Canadiens to death

Were sad the day McDonalds announced it would stop serving Pizza(they only did it in Toronto)

You wish to see the day the Leafs will win their first cup since 1967

you have spent countless Saturday nights at The Phoenix

You know Yonge St. is the longest street in the world

The TTC is your main method of transportation.

You bank at TD.

You go to Queen's Park every 4:20

You have friends from the US dying to come over to take advantage of the 19 and over drinking age

You've been on the CN Tower.

You get crunk to some Kardinal Offishall

You refuse to smoke anything not from Canada

You refuse to drink watered down American Beer

You know what phone numbers like 967-1111 mean

A gay guy on Carleton asked to give you head when you were coming home from the Garden

Doug Gilmour and Wendel Clark are still your heroes, even though they left for better teams.

Vince Carter comes back to town and you boo the **** out of him, even though you still love the guy

You know who Doug Flutie is.

You're proud great actors like Jim Carey, Mike Myers, and John Candy are from your hometown.

You know Harold and Kumar was filmed there.

Acronyms like "da T-Dot" puzzle our "friends" across the border

You'd rather shop at the Bay and Zellers over Wal*Mart and Sears

You remember the Eaton's Company

You have no idea who any of today's Blue Jays are, except Vernon Wells, but can name the whole '92 and '93 MLB World Series Champs roster, but put emphasis on Joe Carter and Roberto Alomar

You max out your credit card at places like Holt Renfrew and Yorkville

you were devasted in 2000 when the Big E wasn't traded to the Leafs, but when he finally did arrive in 2005 you couldn't wait to see him go

places like "The Rail" and "Cheaters" are your off night destinations

you've had a 13 year old squigee your car

you carry $10 worth of quarters when you go clubbing just to tip one to each homeless guy you see that night downtown

you know how to spell MATS Sundin, not Matt Sundin and worry about his health mroe then your own

you pass up on a box of chocolates from Godiva over a box from, a national hero, Lara Secord

you have no idea what a "ruff", "soda", "hackey" or "bathroom" mean when American tourists say these foreign words

American's have no idea what you aid when you told them you're going to the "rink" to play "shinny"

You know where the Condom Shack is

Oliver Jeweller PAYS COLD HARD CASH for you're gold and diamonds

the Buffalo Bills are your favorite NFL team only because there the only team you've ever gone and seen a live game, or if you were LUCKY the Steelers.

Rogers is your choice for TV over Shaw

You went to get your first cell phone and thought they were giving you a Barrie number when the area code was 647, NOT 416

the LCBO and Beer Store are 85% of your credit card charges, with the remainder going towards purchases at the Toronto Hemp Company

Your beach is in Wasaga or Kingston

You've skied at blue Mountain

the teacher's strike of 1997 was the best time of your life

riding the Drop of Death at the Ex you feared your life, but said what the hell.

your parents didn't believe season passes at Wonderland had gone up 50% each year of your childhood

you measure in Kilometres and Celsius

you spell certain words like "colour" and "neighbourhood" woth an extra U, the proper way and centre is spelt centre NOT center

Y-TV was your favorite TV station growing up

you only know to trust taxi drivers of "East Indian" decent

you wonder why the Bank of America and Citigroup have the biggest buildings in the whole city

shovelling snow was a daily ritual growing up

you have seen many radio stations come and go, but only 103.5, after 3 name changes, still remains

You've been to the ROM and the Toronto Zoo for school field trips.

Mr. Lube and Speedy change your oil

you know not to swim in Lake Ontario

, although the man has been doing some good things to the Jays, you still call the SkyDome - SKYDOME - and not the Rogers Centre

your proud to say we have the best Chinatown in the world, NOT New York

you're PROUD to have one the most populous gay communities in the world

Colonel Sanders or Popeyes offers you a bucket of Dirty Southern fried chicken you tell them you'd rather have rotisserie chicken, a bun, and some unreal chalet sauce from Swiss Chalet

you've almost been shot or robbed at a Coffee Time

Second Cup at the Village or the Marche at York Mills was your meeting point every Friday and Saturday

you know Chinese people are the undisputed champs of being the worst drivers in the world, yet you've never seen any in an accident and were probably taught how to drive to save on insurance by one of them

words like gongshow mean something to you

you've probably spent millions at the Eaton's CENTRE, Yorkdale, or Fairview Mall

you tell Denny's to beat it, you get your 3am munchies from Golden Griddle

people say the word ghetto or crime you automatically refer to Scarborough or Regent Park

you've attended the world Famous Toronto Film Festival

you've been to the Caribana Parade

you play poker at Rama or Fallsview

you're proud to not only be the Holy City of Hockey, but house the Hockey Hall of Fame

you're not on the TTC, you're driving on the 401

you used to go Lake Ontario on Victoria's Day to watch the fireworks

you went clubbing downtown, you were pulled over by a cop on a horse

You know all the LCBO and Beer Stores closing times - 10 or 11

words like SARS don't scare you

not on the 401 or TTC you rode the DVP

although you made the switch from ICQ to MSN in 1999, you still to this day can remember your ICQ number

you pronounce Toronto "terohno", not the gay American way of "TOHR OHN TOE"

you pronounce Detroit "DEE TROY YIT" not "DEE TROTE"

you've been on speakers corner

you know you're messed up when someone calls you a tool

you declared a truce with Woodbridge and Vaughan after Andrea Bargnani got drafted 1st overall to the Raptors

you wonder why Ottawa is the capital of Canada when, clearly, both the city and hockey team are a joke

you say, "God bless the Queen" but really, who cares?

after a solid night downtown is concluding, you buy and chow down on some $4 street meat

you watched Mr. Dressup

you were 9 years old and Tarzan Dan tried to seduce you

you jammed to Master T (where is that dude today?)

you always got your medical marijuana prescription filled at Shoppers Drug Mart

you used, and still do probably, pig out at Belly Busters' or Burger Shack

you were born and raised in the former town of YORK

you've been hit on by Zanta

you still, to this day, wish for Pavel Bure never to have been born for without him the Leafs would have definately beat the Rangers in 1994

you've been harassed by the dude in front of the Active Surplus Store to come in, but never have and don;t plan on it

you know what the P.A.T.H. is

you know who can beat Bad Boy furniture's prices: NOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOODDDDDYYY !!!!!!!

you know that restaurants in China town never ID you for alcohol.

you remember the big blackout

you always had to buy new shoes after winter because the salt disintegrated them

you go to the Jays games and sit in the 500s for two loonies just to get hammered

you know Half Baked was filmed in front of a Pizza Pizza downtown

you know Big Daddy was shot in Hooters at Adelaide and John

you've snuck booze onto the TTC for pregame, but sometimes just for the ride

TVO was your kindergarten channel and Magic School Bus was your favorite show

you remember looking all over for the millennium moose