A little old lady is walking
>
>A little old lady is walking along St. James Street, dragging two
>plastic
> > garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
> > and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out.
> >
> > Noticing this, a policeman stops her..... "Ma'am, there are $20
> > bills falling out of one of your bags."
> > "Damn," she says. "Thanks for the heads up."
> > "Ma'am." he adds hesitantly, "you didn't steal the money did you?"
> > "Oh no," she replies. "You see, my yard backs on the parking lot of
> > the stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans pee in my
> > bushes, right into my flower beds. So I go stand behind the bushes
> > with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little
> > thingie through the bushes, I say, '$20 or off it comes!!"
> > "Good idea," laughs the cop. "so what's in the other bag?"
> > "Well," she replies, "not all of them pay.