A little old lady is walking

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>A little old lady is walking along St. James Street, dragging two

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> > garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,

> > and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out.

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> > Noticing this, a policeman stops her..... "Ma'am, there are $20

> > bills falling out of one of your bags."

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> > "Damn," she says. "Thanks for the heads up."

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> > "Ma'am." he adds hesitantly, "you didn't steal the money did you?"

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> > "Oh no," she replies. "You see, my yard backs on the parking lot of

> > the stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans pee in my

> > bushes, right into my flower beds. So I go stand behind the bushes

> > with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little

> > thingie through the bushes, I say, '$20 or off it comes!!"

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> > "Good idea," laughs the cop. "so what's in the other bag?"

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> > "Well," she replies, "not all of them pay.