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hahahahaha.....loved it!!

Thanks Joker.....too funny.....especially the OMELETTE.....LOL

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Ok I don't know if this is DART but here it goes ok

*GHETTO SPELLIN*
 Words:*
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader...
This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
 
1.*Hotel** *- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the "ho tel"  everybody.

 
2. *Dictate* - My girlfriend say my "dictate" good.> >> >
 
3. *Rectum* - I had two Cadillac's, but my **** "rectum" both
4. *Disappointment* - My parole officer tol' me if I> > miss "disappointment" they gonna send me back to the joint.> >> >
 
5. *Penis* -I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said> > "penis".
 
6. *Israel* - Tito try to sell me a
Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch "israel."

7. *Undermine* - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment> > undermine.

8. *Fortify* - I axed this ho on da apartment> > street, "How much?"> > she> > say "fortify" Furthering your education

with Today's Ebonic word....> >> >> > Today's word is: "*OMELETTE* "> 
Let us use it in a sentence.> >> > "I should pop yo ass fo what
>you jus did, but *Omelette* dis one slide."> >> >> >> > ~~~PlEaSe
>PaSs DiS pIs Ua EdUcAtIoN oN tO aLl yO hOmIeS~~~> >> >> >> > . Thank
>you.



Im gonna send this to my friends.  LOL.  That was hilarious



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Ok I don't know if this is DART but here it goes ok

*GHETTO SPELLIN*
 Words:*
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader...
This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
 
1.*Hotel** *- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the "ho tel"  everybody.

 
2. *Dictate* - My girlfriend say my "dictate" good.> >> >
 
3. *Rectum* - I had two Cadillac's, but my **** "rectum" both
4. *Disappointment* - My parole officer tol' me if I> > miss "disappointment" they gonna send me back to the joint.> >> >
 
5. *Penis* -I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said> > "penis".
 
6. *Israel* - Tito try to sell me a
Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch "israel."

7. *Undermine* - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment> > undermine.

8. *Fortify* - I axed this ho on da apartment> > street, "How much?"> > she> > say "fortify" Furthering your education

with Today's Ebonic word....> >> >> > Today's word is: "*OMELETTE* "> 
Let us use it in a sentence.> >> > "I should pop yo ass fo what
>you jus did, but *Omelette* dis one slide."> >> >> >> > ~~~PlEaSe
>PaSs DiS pIs Ua EdUcAtIoN oN tO aLl yO hOmIeS~~~> >> >> >> > . Thank
>you.


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