Experts dismiss Jesus tomb claims

McOSIRIS · Comandante

RE: Experts dismiss Jesus tomb claims

go_fish · Senior Member

McOSIRIS wrote:

go_fish wrote:

Sounds like a cartoon character.

Mortadello-like, you know... Chacho Huelepanties?

I've been putting together a blog for my parish, and there's a take on this issue.
Interesting blog dude!!!
se ve que el Administrador te quiere sacar a patadas de ahi

Thanks for the compliment, I´m trying to keep it natural so the people at the parish won´t get scared or anything on account of too racy material.

now, as for the administrador... I´m sorry but I don´t get it.
I almost got it and then I got high.

Er... I "am" the administrator (this reminds me of Chapelle´s skit on the copy service joint! lol!... gotta watch it).

McOSIRIS · Comandante

go_fish wrote:

Sounds like a cartoon character.

Mortadello-like, you know... Chacho Huelepanties?

I've been putting together a blog for my parish, and there's a take on this issue.

Interesting blog dude!!!
se ve que el Administrador te quiere sacar a patadas de ahi

go_fish · Senior Member

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Oh my God! Who the hell is writing these things? This is the second ambiguous headline I've seen in less than two weeks! And then people say writing skills aren't important.

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and on, and on...

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Oh my God! Who the hell is writing these things?

This is the second ambiguous headline I've seen in less than two weeks! And then people say writing skills aren't important.

go_fish · Senior Member

I mean... "real news" about my church are ALREADY funny! No need of hype!

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Gringa Lahtina · Guru

LOL I so missed your half brain on foro.

go_fish · Senior Member

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

"La cueva, de 2 mil años de antiguedad, había sido descubierta en 1980 por el arquéologo Amos Kloner en el barrio Talpiyot de Jerusalén. En la cueva había 10 sarcófagos, seis de los cuales tenían inscripciones que incluían los nombres "Jesus hijo de José", "Maria" en 2 sarcófagos y "Juda hijo de Jesús".

I found this quite funny. I wonder if back then, just like today, these were just your run of the mill names?

"Yo todavía estoy esperando a que alguien explique con qué muestra van a realizar los exámenes de ADN para identificar los restos de Jesús o de persona alguna que haya vivido hace 2,000 años... pero esa es sólo una de varias interrogantes alrededor de este "hallazgo"."

Exactly what MM and I (and I'm sure anyone else with half a brain) have been talking about.

"Sólo para mencionar otra, los descubridores / realizadores parecen haber ignorado que José, Jesús, Judá y María estaban entre los nombres más comunes de los judíos de los primeros años de nuestra era. Yo no recuerdo exactamente dónde leí eso, pero no más echen un vistazo al Nuevo Testamento, que hasta yo me confundo con cuál María se está hablando en cada caso."

Aaaah, I love it when I don't have to wait too long to get an answer. Still, I'd like some proof of this.

Hmmm, well... thanks, Go Fish. I quite enjoyed reading your blog. When I first heard about this story and then heard what the Vatican spokesperson had to say I was like . Apparently (no me consta) he said something like: "Body, DNA? That's absurd! Everyone knows that Jesus resurrected on the third day and went to heaven."

Religion is "just" a language (whether verbal, symbolic, emotional, story-like, mythical, you name it). A very powerful, encompassing, comprehensive -as well as defective and prone to abuse as well... it´s just language, a beautiful language, maybe, yes, but it´s just that.

So is arts, so is science. And on, and on. At points, one of them happens to combine a few of the others, but it´s never a one sided accomplishment.

The guy at the Vatican... I´m sorry, but if any group, whether church or not church oriented, in the western side of the world, at least, still dares to sustain a policy that is intrinsecally discriminative of women... I´d rather not even bother with it. I wouldn´t worry, cuz that´s likely the least controversial response he´s had to give in the last month.

And I read somewhere that the archeologist who´s now saying it´s all a load of bull was the one saying that those names were sooo common and all. He also wondered WHY, HOW would a Bethelem family have found its resting place in uptown Jerusalem?

I am not assuming this as any kind of vindication for religion, or christian religion, for that matter. But I do hope it is being embarrasing as heck for Cameron and Co.

soooo... I DO have half a brain! Wheeeee!

Then again, he was trying to pull that off in the ol´USA, and if W Bush did it, why not Cameron? He won three oscars, after all.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

"La cueva, de 2 mil años de antiguedad, había sido descubierta en 1980 por el arquéologo Amos Kloner en el barrio Talpiyot de Jerusalén. En la cueva había 10 sarcófagos, seis de los cuales tenían inscripciones que incluían los nombres "Jesus hijo de José", "Maria" en 2 sarcófagos y "Juda hijo de Jesús".

I found this quite funny. I wonder if back then, just like today, these were just your run of the mill names?

"Yo todavía estoy esperando a que alguien explique con qué muestra van a realizar los exámenes de ADN para identificar los restos de Jesús o de persona alguna que haya vivido hace 2,000 años... pero esa es sólo una de varias interrogantes alrededor de este "hallazgo"."

Exactly what MM and I (and I'm sure anyone else with half a brain) have been talking about.

"Sólo para mencionar otra, los descubridores / realizadores parecen haber ignorado que José, Jesús, Judá y María estaban entre los nombres más comunes de los judíos de los primeros años de nuestra era. Yo no recuerdo exactamente dónde leí eso, pero no más echen un vistazo al Nuevo Testamento, que hasta yo me confundo con cuál María se está hablando en cada caso."

Aaaah, I love it when I don't have to wait too long to get an answer. Still, I'd like some proof of this.

Hmmm, well... thanks, Go Fish. I quite enjoyed reading your blog. When I first heard about this story and then heard what the Vatican spokesperson had to say I was like . Apparently (no me consta) he said something like: "Body, DNA? That's absurd! Everyone knows that Jesus resurrected on the third day and went to heaven."

I always find it funny that we are to believe without any doubt that Jesus walked on water, and dies, resurrected and went to a place called heaven. Yet when we think that he may have been a mortal man, who at some point dies and was buried we are too think the idea is absurd/unrealistic

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

"La cueva, de 2 mil años de antiguedad, había sido descubierta en 1980 por el arquéologo Amos Kloner en el barrio Talpiyot de Jerusalén. En la cueva había 10 sarcófagos, seis de los cuales tenían inscripciones que incluían los nombres "Jesus hijo de José", "Maria" en 2 sarcófagos y "Juda hijo de Jesús".

I found this quite funny. I wonder if back then, just like today, these were just your run of the mill names?

"Yo todavía estoy esperando a que alguien explique con qué muestra van a realizar los exámenes de ADN para identificar los restos de Jesús o de persona alguna que haya vivido hace 2,000 años... pero esa es sólo una de varias interrogantes alrededor de este "hallazgo"."

Exactly what MM and I (and I'm sure anyone else with half a brain) have been talking about.

"Sólo para mencionar otra, los descubridores / realizadores parecen haber ignorado que José, Jesús, Judá y María estaban entre los nombres más comunes de los judíos de los primeros años de nuestra era. Yo no recuerdo exactamente dónde leí eso, pero no más echen un vistazo al Nuevo Testamento, que hasta yo me confundo con cuál María se está hablando en cada caso."

Aaaah, I love it when I don't have to wait too long to get an answer. Still, I'd like some proof of this.

Hmmm, well... thanks, Go Fish. I quite enjoyed reading your blog. When I first heard about this story and then heard what the Vatican spokesperson had to say I was like

. Apparently (no me consta) he said something like: "Body, DNA? That's absurd! Everyone knows that Jesus resurrected on the third day and went to heaven."

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

WASHINGTON - Leading archaeologists in Israel and the United States have denounced the purported discovery of the tomb of Jesus as a publicity stunt.

Scorn for the Discovery Channel's claim to have found the burial place of Jesus, Mary Magdalene and - most explosively - their possible son came not just from Christian scholars but also from Jewish and secular experts who said their judgments were not affected by any desire to uphold Christian orthodoxy.

Source

Since I heard James Cameron was gonna be the director of the documentary the whole thing smelled fishy to me....

I find it odd that they can claim this to be a publicity without any DNA evidence to compare it to.
It seems that their only defence is that the name's are common for that time

That could be true, but it's also odd that the common names have a link in the fact that the people buried are Jesus, Mary and from another report I read 2 men who's names appear to be that of his disciples.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Great, thanks!

go_fish · Senior Member

Sounds like a cartoon character.

Mortadello-like, you know... Chacho Huelepanties?

I've been putting together a blog for my parish, and there's a take on this issue.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

DUDE!!!! I was hoping that YOU of all people would have something very interesting to say. Nonetheless, it cracked me up to read that.

go_fish · Senior Member

who´s this huelepanties dude?

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

O sea que qué? Tal vez sea el tuyo?

God · Foro Master

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

I think that if the sexless new poster likes to smell panties, muy su pedo, no?

Sabe !!!!!!!!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

I always here crap like this when is semana santa I wonder why....

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

I think that if the sexless new poster likes to smell panties, muy su pedo, no?

Marky Mark · Foro Master

huelepanty wrote:

Marky Mark wrote:

huelepanty wrote:

Jesus makes me hormy

Hormy?
such a retard.

Anyway, getting back to the thread, it doesn't take an expert to realize that you can't compare DNA data when you have no source to compare to!

Ugh, this storm is pissing me off.

I meant horny, you sound like you need a good massage, I give awesome foot massages

Anyone willing to massage MY feet can't be all that bad.

BTW, was this Jesus show aired in Canada yet?

huelepanty · Regular Plus

El Mismo wrote:

huelepanty wrote:

Marky Mark wrote:

huelepanty wrote:

Jesus makes me hormy

Hormy?
such a retard.

Anyway, getting back to the thread, it doesn't take an expert to realize that you can't compare DNA data when you have no source to compare to!

Ugh, this storm is pissing me off.

I meant horny, you sound like you need a good massage, I give awesome foot massages

you a sick, mindless freack of nature.

jealous because you are not getting one ?

El Mismo · Guru

huelepanty wrote:

Marky Mark wrote:

huelepanty wrote:

Jesus makes me hormy

Hormy?
such a retard.

Anyway, getting back to the thread, it doesn't take an expert to realize that you can't compare DNA data when you have no source to compare to!

Ugh, this storm is pissing me off.

I meant horny, you sound like you need a good massage, I give awesome foot massages

you a sick, mindless freack of nature.

huelepanty · Regular Plus

Marky Mark wrote:

huelepanty wrote:

Jesus makes me hormy

Hormy?
such a retard.

Anyway, getting back to the thread, it doesn't take an expert to realize that you can't compare DNA data when you have no source to compare to!

Ugh, this storm is pissing me off.

I meant horny, you sound like you need a good massage, I give awesome foot massages

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Gringa Lahtina wrote:
Oh and we needed an "EXPERT'S" opinion to come to that realization? Puhleeze. Don't insult my intelligence.

well... if YOU had say it I wouldn't have believed it either...

Marky Mark · Foro Master

huelepanty wrote:

Jesus makes me hormy

Hormy?

such a retard.

Anyway, getting back to the thread, it doesn't take an expert to realize that you can't compare DNA data when you have no source to compare to!

Ugh, this storm is pissing me off.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

WASHINGTON - Leading archaeologists in Israel and the United States have denounced the purported discovery of the tomb of Jesus as a publicity stunt.

Scorn for the Discovery Channel's claim to have found the burial place of Jesus, Mary Magdalene and - most explosively - their possible son came not just from Christian scholars but also from Jewish and secular experts who said their judgments were not affected by any desire to uphold Christian orthodoxy.

Source

Since I heard James Cameron was gonna be the director of the documentary the whole thing smelled fishy to me....

Oh and we needed an "EXPERT'S" opinion to come to that realization? Puhleeze. Don't insult my intelligence.

huelepanty · Regular Plus

Jesus makes me hormy

McOSIRIS · Comandante

WASHINGTON - Leading archaeologists in Israel and the United States have denounced the purported discovery of the tomb of Jesus as a publicity stunt.

Scorn for the Discovery Channel's claim to have found the burial place of Jesus, Mary Magdalene and - most explosively - their possible son came not just from Christian scholars but also from Jewish and secular experts who said their judgments were not affected by any desire to uphold Christian orthodoxy.

Source

Since I heard James Cameron was gonna be the director of the documentary the whole thing smelled fishy to me....