X4v13r wrote: I doesn't sound right, i don't think his 27th legs was a leg....maybe he was a long distance cousin of a burro?
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mmmmm.... maybe, just maybe.... one fell off in battle
But still, he had un chingo de patas, and no shoes!!! The nerve!
@Angelita: TRUST ME GIRL! TRUST ME!! This thing was the most disgusting thing ever in life! And you know that I've seen Luna without makeup, so you know that Im not joking when I say this is the most disgusting thing ever. I was scurred.
@ Dogo: I heart ju
maybe he left them at the door before he came into the house, it is winter u know.
Chale Tanga wrote: so this morning I was heading towards the bathroom when I saw this NASTY CREEPY CRAWLER on the wall I saw it eyeing me with its creepy lil buggy eyes. He wanted to kill me, I could sense it.
So I pretended not to see him, but I kept a close eye on him out of the corner of my eye, and I inched my hand towards the newspaper. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Ever so slowly, so that he did not see nor sense my intentions.
I finally was able to take a hold of the news paper and then I smacked that lil son of a biat ch with it like if he had stole some money from my mama. He tried to run away and escape back to his rebel camp full of the NASTY CREEPY CRAWLERS. But I was too swift and ninja like for this bug. I moved quickly and with precision and proceeded to trap it with a roll of paper so that it could not escape and reproduce an army of NASTY CREEPY CRAWLERS to come back and avenge its attack and capture.
I decided to leave my it there, let it simmer in its own stew for a bit. Let it congure up horrific and darkly evil imaginations of what his fate and end were to be. When I had finished getting ready, I decided it was time to check on my prisoner and give it the proper torturous death it deserved. When I released it from its paper towel roll prison, I realized that it was dead
I inspected my victim, checked to see if there were any obvious signs of trauma, checked to see if I had left any sort of trail that could lead back to me (thanks CSI!), and then........ I flushed it down the toilet.
X4v13r wrote: I doesn't sound right, i don't think his 27th legs was a leg....maybe he was a long distance cousin of a burro?
~X
mmmmm.... maybe, just maybe.... one fell off in battle
But still, he had un chingo de patas, and no shoes!!! The nerve!
@Angelita: TRUST ME GIRL! TRUST ME!! This thing was the most disgusting thing ever in life! And you know that I've seen Luna without makeup, so you know that Im not joking when I say this is the most disgusting thing ever. I was scurred.
I agree!!! I think we should appoint Chale on bringing us a new story every morning. That way we have something to read while we have our cup of coffee and bagel.
All in favor, say I
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Chale Tanga wrote:Because I inspected him ( X is right), thats how i know!
@ MJ: Then he/she shouldnt have tried to eye me for his breakfast this morning. Homie dont play that! Im no ones breakfast!
And yes 27 legs.... do you know what it is???
@ Buffy: There is no closure. NASTY CREEPY CRAWLER's family will come looking for me, and I'll have to face the music. Woe is I. Woe is I.
And I've been to El Salvador, where the damn roaches are as big as your hand and can fly!!! Those mofo's can fly guy!!! But this was beyond anything I had ever seen before.
@ JC: Luna's crusty panties are what brought this mess about! Damn Luna! Damn her!!!!
Girl, i doubt that little thing was creepier then those freekin Roaches from Salvi! I've seen those & nothing is more creepier then those jumbo flying roaches!
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I find this thread very discriminatory and very feminist....
how do you know it was a "HE" did "HE" flash his wee-wee to you????
NOT ALL CREEPY CRAWLERS ARE MALE YOU KNOW!!!!!
Because I inspected him ( X is right), thats how i know!
@ MJ: Then he/she shouldnt have tried to eye me for his breakfast this morning. Homie dont play that! Im no ones breakfast!
And yes 27 legs.... do you know what it is???
@ Buffy: There is no closure. NASTY CREEPY CRAWLER's family will come looking for me, and I'll have to face the music. Woe is I. Woe is I.
And I've been to El Salvador, where the damn roaches are as big as your hand and can fly!!! Those mofo's can fly guy!!! But this was beyond anything I had ever seen before.
@ JC: Luna's crusty panties are what brought this mess about! Damn Luna! Damn her!!!!
I doesn't sound right, i don't think his 27th legs was a leg....maybe he was a long distance cousin of a burro?
I find this thread very discriminatory and very feminist....
how do you know it was a "HE" did "HE" flash his wee-wee to you????
NOT ALL CREEPY CRAWLERS ARE MALE YOU KNOW!!!!!
Because I inspected him ( X is right), thats how i know!
@ MJ: Then he/she shouldnt have tried to eye me for his breakfast this morning. Homie dont play that! Im no ones breakfast!
And yes 27 legs.... do you know what it is???
@ Buffy: There is no closure. NASTY CREEPY CRAWLER's family will come looking for me, and I'll have to face the music. Woe is I. Woe is I.
And I've been to El Salvador, where the damn roaches are as big as your hand and can fly!!! Those mofo's can fly guy!!! But this was beyond anything I had ever seen before.
@ JC: Luna's crusty panties are what brought this mess about! Damn Luna! Damn her!!!!
You should really do something to prevent this from happening again. Use raid or just lay out some of Luna crusty panty's That should solve your problem for years to come.
That would attract them instead of repelling them. Don't you know anything???
My bad Sorry Chale for the bad advise. Perhaps a picture of her will help instead. It will stop them in their tracks and send them running back to where ever they came from
You should really do something to prevent this from happening again. Use raid or just lay out some of Luna crusty panty's That should solve your problem for years to come.
That would attract them instead of repelling them. Don't you know anything???
true that, just look how many foro members she has attracted PJ, that new pantie guy, and JC......
You should really do something to prevent this from happening again. Use raid or just lay out some of Luna crusty panty's That should solve your problem for years to come.
That would attract them instead of repelling them. Don't you know anything???
I dont know dude. All I know is that it had 27 NASTY CREEPY CRAWER little legs. And a big long antenas. This was weird, I've honestly never seen anything like it before.
uuuuyy... im shivering just thinking about it.
27?? 27, you don't say..........
Hmmm.....did you rip off one of his/her legs?
What if she was a mama?? Huh??? Cruel, cruel, woman!!!
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You should really do something to prevent this from happening again. Use raid or just lay out some of Luna crusty panty's That should solve your problem for years to come.
I dont know dude. All I know is that it had 27 NASTY CREEPY CRAWER little legs. And a big long antenas. This was weird, I've honestly never seen anything like it before.
Chale Tanga wrote: so this morning I was heading towards the bathroom when I saw this NASTY CREEPY CRAWLER on the wall I saw it eyeing me with its creepy lil buggy eyes. He wanted to kill me, I could sense it.
So I pretended not to see him, but I kept a close eye on him out of the corner of my eye, and I inched my hand towards the newspaper. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Ever so slowly, so that he did not see nor sense my intentions.
I finally was able to take a hold of the news paper and then I smacked that lil son of a biat ch with it like if he had stole some money from my mama. He tried to run away and escape back to his rebel camp full of the NASTY CREEPY CRAWLERS. But I was too swift and ninja like for this bug. I moved quickly and with precision and proceeded to trap it with a roll of paper so that it could not escape and reproduce an army of NASTY CREEPY CRAWLERS to come back and avenge its attack and capture.
I decided to leave my it there, let it simmer in its own stew for a bit. Let it congure up horrific and darkly evil imaginations of what his fate and end were to be. When I had finished getting ready, I decided it was time to check on my prisoner and give it the proper torturous death it deserved. When I released it from its paper towel roll prison, I realized that it was dead
I inspected my victim, checked to see if there were any obvious signs of trauma, checked to see if I had left any sort of trail that could lead back to me (thanks CSI!), and then........ I flushed it down the toilet.
The end. Case closed
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so this morning I was heading towards the bathroom when I saw this NASTY CREEPY CRAWLER on the wall I saw it eyeing me with its creepy lil buggy eyes. He wanted to kill me, I could sense it.
So I pretended not to see him, but I kept a close eye on him out of the corner of my eye, and I inched my hand towards the newspaper. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Ever so slowly, so that he did not see nor sense my intentions.
I finally was able to take a hold of the news paper and then I smacked that lil son of a biat ch with it like if he had stole some money from my mama. He tried to run away and escape back to his rebel camp full of the NASTY CREEPY CRAWLERS. But I was too swift and ninja like for this bug. I moved quickly and with precision and proceeded to trap it with a roll of paper so that it could not escape and reproduce an army of NASTY CREEPY CRAWLERS to come back and avenge its attack and capture.
I decided to leave my it there, let it simmer in its own stew for a bit. Let it congure up horrific and darkly evil imaginations of what his fate and end were to be. When I had finished getting ready, I decided it was time to check on my prisoner and give it the proper torturous death it deserved. When I released it from its paper towel roll prison, I realized that it was dead
I inspected my victim, checked to see if there were any obvious signs of trauma, checked to see if I had left any sort of trail that could lead back to me (thanks CSI!), and then........ I flushed it down the toilet.
The nerve!
I heart ju 
HOLD ON A COTTON PICKIN' SECOND HERE! 
You're all beastly beastly creatures... the LOT of you! and you all deserve a big fat TOMATO FIESTA! 
secretly plotting my sweet sweet revenge.. muahahahaha
I saw it eyeing me with its creepy lil buggy eyes. He wanted to kill me, I could sense it. 
You are the best!!! 
my stress is gone thanks.....
love how you write
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
