The Nun at Hooters.

>>>>A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local

>>>>Hooters restaurant.

>>>>

>>>>The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every

>>>>once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights

>>>>would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

>>>>

>>>>However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

>>>>

>>>>She walked up to bartender, and asked, "May I please use the

>>>>restroom?"

>>>>

>>>>The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a

>>>>statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

>>>>

>>>>"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

>>>>

>>>>So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and

>>>>she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back

>>>>out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a

>>>>loud round of applause.

>>>>

>>>>She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand..."Why

>>>>did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

>>>>

>>>>"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender

>>>>

>>>>"Would you like a drink?"

>>>>

>>>>"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

>>>>

>>>>"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the leaf on the statue

>>>>is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, How about that drink?