You know you just had good sex when...

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

RE: You know you just had good sex when...

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

That's only cause McPervie only has a thing for cats
You on the other hand have a history with monkeys, midgets, he-she's and horses

and dont forget her nightly run ins with the trolls underneath the bridge.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

OH i see.. McPervie is raping kitties and you guys wander (cc LadyBug) 'bout me.

That's only cause McPervie only has a thing for cats

You on the other hand have a history with monkeys, midgets, he-she's and horses

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

OH i see.. McPervie is raping kitties and you guys wander (cc LadyBug) 'bout me.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

Chale Tanga wrote:

@ Crazy Birdy:

pfft! Luna's one to talk. She spent V Day at the Motel 8 with a bottle of bubbly, some lube, a monkey on monkey discovery channel dvd, and Manuela....
YA SO!!!! and the only reason she knows that is 'cause she was hiding in the closet with a video cam. THAT'S RIGHT MISSY! I saw you!!!!!

@ JC and Dogo - y don't you do what every normal human being would do, cut out her pictures and sew them onto a pillow. One would think it'd be less painful and think of the money you'd save on bandages!

Ay, Luna Lunática, sometimes I really wander (cc LadyBug) about you.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

Chale Tanga wrote:

@ Crazy Birdy:

pfft! Luna's one to talk. She spent V Day at the Motel 8 with a bottle of bubbly, some lube, a monkey on monkey discovery channel dvd, and Manuela....
YA SO!!!! and the only reason she knows that is 'cause she was hiding in the closet with a video cam. THAT'S RIGHT MISSY! I saw you!!!!!

@ JC and Dogo - y don't you do what every normal human being would do, cut out her pictures and sew them onto a pillow. One would think it'd be less painful and think of the money you'd save on bandages!

Thanks Luna!
It's always great to get tips from a Pro

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

@ Crazy Birdy:

pfft! Luna's one to talk. She spent V Day at the Motel 8 with a bottle of bubbly, some lube, a monkey on monkey discovery channel dvd, and Manuela....

YA SO!!!! and the only reason she knows that is 'cause she was hiding in the closet with a video cam. THAT'S RIGHT MISSY! I saw you!!!!!

@ JC and Dogo - y don't you do what every normal human being would do, cut out her pictures and sew them onto a pillow. One would think it'd be less painful and think of the money you'd save on bandages!

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

@ Crazy Birdy:

pfft! Luna's one to talk. She spent V Day at the Motel 8 with a bottle of bubbly, some lube, a monkey on monkey discovery channel dvd, and Manuela....

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:

You know you had good sex when... you have to call the Humane Society to put the cat to sleep....

Monstro!

monstruo, -trua

Préstamo (s. xvii ) del latín monstruum , alteración del latín monstrum ‘prodigio’, ‘monstruo’, por influjo de monstruosus ‘monstruoso’; originariamente era voz religiosa que designaba un prodigio que reflejaba la voluntad de los dioses, de ahí se aplicó a un objeto o ser de carácter excepcional. De la familia etimológica de amonestar (V.).
nombre masculino
1 Ser que tiene alguna anormalidad impropia del orden natural y es de apariencia temible: Polifemo era un monstruo con un solo ojo en el centro de la frente; aunque nadie ha visto al monstruo del lago Ness, en Escocia, es muy popular; Frankenstein es un monstruo imaginado por Mary Shelley; en muchos cuentos infantiles el monstruo encarna la maldad.
2 nombre masculino y femenino
despectivo Persona o cosa muy fea.
3 despectivo Persona muy cruel y perversa, que causa gran dolor físico o moral: eso que te hizo ya dice mucho de su maldad, es un monstruo; (fig) se volverá a reanudar la vida ciudadana, la vida callejera, que el automóvil, monstruo insaciable, está extirpando de nuestras urbes.
4 Persona de cualidades positivas extraordinarias: ser un monstruo de la literatura; Mozart fue un monstruo de la música.
5 nombre masculino
Cosa muy grande o de gran calidad. NOTA: Se construye a menudo en aposición a otro nombre con el que no concuerda en número: planes monstruo ; el incremento de la población mundial favoreció una arquitectura que desembocó en verdaderas ciudades monstruo .

@Chale: I read that somewhere on Foro. I think it was Luna Chiqui who wrote that.

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

U know u had good sex when u call her name LoL n not some1 else's name LoL

angelita · Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

You know you had good sex when... you have to call the Humane Society to put the cat to sleep....

Sometimes i wonder about you!!

@JAMIE - I told you that in confidence!

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Pajaro_Loco wrote:

You know you've had good sex when...

...she's gone two-three-four + times around the block and he's still in his first round!

...after you're done, you can't wait for next time

...you didn't have sex by yourself on Valentine's Day (attn: Chale!)

Oh

Guadalupana · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

You know you had good sex when... you have to call the Humane Society to put the cat to sleep....

Monstro!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

You know you had good sex when... you have to call the Humane Society to put the cat to sleep....

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

You know you had good sex when... your hand/finger is very tired but you're still smiling!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

U know u had good sex when u tell her 2 stick around for second round..

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

angelita wrote:

@ DOGO & JAIME Just PM eachother!!!

Angelita is into phone and PM sex

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

When u ask her for her phone #

angelita · Guru

@ DOGO & JAIME Just PM eachother!!!

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

You know you've had good sex when...

...she's gone two-three-four + times around the block and he's still in his first round!

...after you're done, you can't wait for next time

...you didn't have sex by yourself on Valentine's Day (attn: Chale!)

Dogo · Comandante

You know you just had good sex.... when other people want to join

uhhhhhhh, no, wait

Marky Mark · Foro Master

You know you had good sex when you two are the only posters posting in the same thread.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

You know you just had good sex when she says "next time I'll give you a $5 discount"

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:

You do know they now have protection for women too?
I'll PM you the phone number so you can get Vida Guerra laminated.
No more rips and tears and it will be easier for clean ups

Is it availabe in "ribbed, for HER pleasure"?

Dogo · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

You do know they now have protection for women too?
I'll PM you the phone number so you can get Vida Guerra laminated.
No more rips and tears and it will be easier for clean ups

Is it availabe in "ribbed, for HER pleasure"?

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Dogo wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Dogo wrote:

I know I just had good sex when................ Vida Guerra lies motionless in my arms (like posters can move, anyway)

I hope you wear protection. I hear paper cuts are a biatch

Only if you want "her" to give you oral

-- Edited by Dogo at 19:26, 2007-02-15
I guess with a poster/paper woman it's easy to say you ripped her a new one

Everytime

You do know they now have protection for women too?
I'll PM you the phone number so you can get Vida Guerra laminated.
No more rips and tears and it will be easier for clean ups

Dogo · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Dogo wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Dogo wrote:

I know I just had good sex when................ Vida Guerra lies motionless in my arms (like posters can move, anyway)

I hope you wear protection. I hear paper cuts are a biatch

Only if you want "her" to give you oral

-- Edited by Dogo at 19:26, 2007-02-15
I guess with a poster/paper woman it's easy to say you ripped her a new one

Everytime

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Dogo wrote:

I know I just had good sex when................ Vida Guerra lies motionless in my arms (like posters can move, anyway)

I hope you wear protection. I hear paper cuts are a biatch

Only if you want "her" to give you oral

-- Edited by Dogo at 19:26, 2007-02-15

I guess with a poster/paper woman it's easy to say you ripped her a new one

Dogo · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Dogo wrote:

I know I just had good sex when................ Vida Guerra lies motionless in my arms (like posters can move, anyway)

I hope you wear protection. I hear paper cuts are a biatch

Only if you want "her" to give you oral

-- Edited by Dogo at 19:26, 2007-02-15

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

I know I just had good sex when................ Vida Guerra lies motionless in my arms (like posters can move, anyway)

I hope you wear protection. I hear paper cuts are a biatch

Dogo · Comandante

I know I just had good sex when................ Vida Guerra lies motionless in my arms (like posters can move, anyway

)

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

I know I just had good sex...... when my inflatable doll needs a patch

Dogo · Comandante

I know I just had good sex...... when my inflatable doll needs a patch

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

You build up an appetite to eat a buffet of food, or when the both of you just lay back motionless and feel like sleeping

Add what you think happens after a good session