>>>Would you remarry? >>> >>>Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife >>>looks >>>over at him and asks the question. >>> >>>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" >>> >>>WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "Of course I do." >>> >>>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." >>> >>>WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look) >>> >>>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) >>> >>>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house." >>> >>>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" >>> >>>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new." >>> >>>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." >>> >>>WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own." >>> >>>WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times." >>> >>>WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" >>> >>>HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed." >>> >>>WIFE: - silence - >>> >>>HUSBAND: " . . . ****." >>> >>>
