MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
>My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
>other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
>We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
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>When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big ****ing red mark on his forehead.
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>Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond