(1) You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.
(2) Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she's trying to keep herself in line.
(3) Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn't get along with other women because she's either bat-**** crazy or just plain mean.
(4) A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she's most fertile.
(5) She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.
(6) The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.
(7) Unless they're lesbians, she won't approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they're ugly. And, really, even if they're lesbians.
(8) The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.
(9) A British study claims a woman's chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.
(10) Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.
(11) Don't call her "cute." In her mind it's the same as "not vomit-inducing." "Sexy," OK. "Hot," yes. "****ing awesome," only if she's at least slightly buzzed.
(12) Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they're in denial about the size of their feet—which they can't stand.
(13) Women want to talk dirty, but they're afraid you won't respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn't make her less classy and she'll probably go wild.
(14) Most of the people who are reading this right now are women. ;)
(15) It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.
(16) Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she'll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.
(17) Women's public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men's.
(18) The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.
(19) On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.
(20) Gain her trust when you're out by calling her at 10 P.M. She'll go to bed content you're thinking of her, even if you're slurping Jell-O shots off some skank's cleavage.
(21) At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
(22) Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you'll see it more often.
(23) If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
(24) The more piercings she has, the more places she'll let you put it.
(25) Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.
(26) Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.
(27) The minute she decides she's even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.
(28) Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That's your five o'clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, I am not suggesting you shave.)
(29) Buying a present for your girl? She'll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.
(30) The one breakup line she'll never be able to argue you out of: "I'm sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you."
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