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Thoughts of the day
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1. Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where ****ty ideas come from!
2. Life isn't a bowl of cherries or peaches...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might
burn your @$$ tomorrow.
3. Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes...
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HAPPY B-DAY TO ME!!!!
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YEs people it is my B-day today...just decided to share with all of you snce I have met some of you......I think some of my friends and I will head over to stir this sat so if anyone wats to join us you are more than welcome.....
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PANIC ROOMS
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Do to the increase in violence now a days...
Would you ever consider having a "Panic Room" in your house?
I just saw that houses are now coming with what they call..."Safe Cores".
They're not just a room.....but a BIG A$$ room that has everything that you need to survive for 30 days.
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* FAMOUS PEOPLE NEWS *
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- Oprah will FINALLY appear on the Dave Letterman show on DEC 1 promoting her Boradway production of The Colour Purple
- Ottawa wants to ban 50 cent from crossing the border and performing there, becuase they say he promotes gun violence and they wanna keep us safe
- Matthew MAKHANOHAY was n...
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First Date
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This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates...but this one takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a wom...
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Funny Homeless people...
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Yo no soy de esas personas que se rie de la desgracia de los demas, pero hoy estaba caminando por Queen y John St y habia un homeless guy con una cartulina que decia "Kick me for a Loonie!". It was kinda funny...Anyhow just wondering if you guys witnessed funny homeless ****?
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ECUAS AND CHILENOS................
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OK I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND REALLY WEIRD WAT IM ABOUT OT ASK SO IM GOING TO COME RITE OUT AND ASK FOR IT.....................
EL CLUB URUGUAY ON SAT NITE (ME NOT ATTEND FOR SOMEONE BDAY) IS HAVING UNA NOCHE CRIOLLA AND THERE LOOKING FOR TWO FLAGS AN ECUADORIAN FLAG AND A CHILIAN FLAG UNAS DE...
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DOG FLU'S A COMIN'
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http://www.canada.com/montreal/montrealgazette/news/story.htm...
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Punctuation
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An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punct...
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HELP......ANY AVAILABLE JOBS????
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HI GUYS.....A FRIEND OF MINE IS HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING WORK.
SHE HAS LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND SHE'S NOT VERY PICKY. SHE JUST WANTS TO WORK.
CAN YOU PLEASE POST ANY JOB OPPORTUNITES HERE?
I KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING UP SO MANY STORES MIGHT NEED THE EXTRA HELP.
PLEASE HELP ME OUT!
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Next Party@
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Where and When is the next party @???
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LADIES NIGHT OUT!!!
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Ladies Night Out
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails .
They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor. After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has fin...
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS CITY.....
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Security Concerns
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if( navigator.appVersion.indexOf('MSIE 3') != -1 ){document.write( '' );}else if( _version < 11 ){document.write( '' );}
Mourners who’d gathered for the funeral of a young shoot...
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I'm just wandering.....
(Preview)
How many of you would be up to having a Potluck Party for NEW YEAR's
either at someone's house or a party room?
That is....if you don't already have plans....
I think that if we can get enough people....it might actually work.....
maybe even something cozy like we did for Baina's bday.......
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Music's Day
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Happy Music's Day..!!     ...
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity:
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3) Every time someone asks you to do somet...
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Canada's Next Top Model
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http://www.pulse24.com/Showbiz/Top_Story/20051121-002/page.asp
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SPLAT EM
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Very silly game....
SPLAT EM
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La Barbie divorciada.
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Un padre sale un poco tarde de trabajar, y en el camino a su casa recuerda que es el cumpleaños de su hija y que no le ha comprado un regalo. Detiene el auto frente a una juguetería y pregunta a la vendedora: Cuanto cuesta la Barbie que está en la vitrina? De una manera condescendiente la vendedora responde...
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MATHEMATICALLY SPEAKING
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A HUG LEADS TO A KISS ..... A KISS LEADS TO A FINGER... A FINGER LEADS TO A HAND.... A HAND LEADS TO A LICK... A LICK LEADS TO A SUCK.... A SUCK LEADS TO A FCUK...
SO TELL ME, HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GONNA HUG AFTER YOU READ THIS??
SEX IS LIKE MA...
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The Pope in Prada (WTF?)
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Prada Pope Causes "Cassock War" Großansicht des Bildes mit der Bildunterschrift: The pope's taste in comfortable cassocks have led to a Vatican row With his penchant for designer eyewear and Italian shoes, Pope Benedict XVI is becoming an unlikely style icon. A man who know...
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which tim hortons has the best
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to all coffe drinkers i have been to alot of tim hortons across ontario and some make better coffee then others so my question is to the hard core coffee drinkers
which tim hortons has given you the best coffee and which one was the worse
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Where are you going?
(Preview)
What's everyone up to this weekend?
Just to mention a few highlights.....
Friday.....CARLOS CRUZ CD RELEASE PARTY @ Vitta Banquet Hall
Saturday....Latin Awards @ Privilege, Microwave's BDAY PARTY @ Distillery....
Sunday....Voces Latinas Anniversary Party....
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"Pre-TopGurian Anxiety"
(Preview)
Ok guys......so this is it......
I'm officially at 1 9 9 9
And I will not post another one......no top GURUNESS for me yet....
I wanna be "regular people" foreverrrrrr LOL
I am going to re-encarnate myself as someone else....
Any Suggestions?
(Please note that since I cann...
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Strange
(Preview)
I was doing some work (that's not the strange part), and I came across this part number:
MAX708ESA+
Doesn't it look like "Mayonesa" at a first glance???
(I'm bored)
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Where is Angelita Today??
(Preview)
She hasn't signed on today???
Could she be staying away from el foro or do you think she's actually working??:
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avanter
(Preview)
I know there is alot of computer whizes here who can help me with a avanter?
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Lideres del mundo...
(Preview)
http://www.dealante.com/nodo.php?nodoid=11660
que lindo se ve Hitler!
(Pon el mouse on the small pictures y veras quien son) -- Edited by Jinx at 15:40, 2005-11-23
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DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!!
(Preview)
I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME TO THE FORO....
PONCHES (BIL) & CHIKKI (SIS)
THE PANAMANIAN CONTINGENCE GROWING!!!!!
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OPRAH FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
(Preview)
Listening to talk radio again.....could or should Oprah run for president? Would she be a good president?
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Tormenta de Nieve
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complaint against a police officer?
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Scadding Court Community Centre
Have you had a negative interaction with the police? Do you have a complaint against a police officer? Would you like to talk to someone about your options?
If you answered YES, they can help you. the goal is to make the Police Complaints syste...
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Confesiones
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Happy American Thanks Giving
(Preview)
Courtesy fo GM. 30,000 Employees were laid off. Including 3,800 in Ontario. -- Edited by God at 16:20, 2005-11-22
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BORRACHA SENTIMENTAL
(Preview)
Saliendo de un Cabaret una mujer con un alto grado de alcohol en las venas, dando tras pies, llega a su automóvil, un BMW precioso súper elegante y al no poder abrirlo con las llaves se cae sentada en la acera. Como no llevaba calzones puestos, al caer al piso voltea a ver hacia abajo, ve su parte sexual y di...
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What's your talent?
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1 2
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(Preview)
A while ago I did a "Useless talent" post...Now let's see what's your real talent(s) (if you have one)
I'm a great cook, dancer (I still struggle in some hip hop steps like the crip wallk) and I can read palms and tarot. I also paint on canvas  ...ahhh I forgot I can also "clap" my bu...
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0 0 0 2
(Preview)
(duol tuo gnihgual) ti htrow oooooos saw ti neht ,siht gnidaer setunim rof deniatretne "toidi" orof yna peek nac i fi dna ,elbaromem tsop ht0002 ym ekam ot woh gnirednaw ereh gnittis ma I .siht gnidaer si eh epoh i os ,stih kcultop s'oteirp fo ypoc a tnaw yllaer i esuaceb ylniaM .tsop ot dediced yllaniF I...
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If your company Blocked you From Toronto Hispano
(Preview)
Try this
http://0x42.0x31.0x88.0xd9
it doesn't work for the foro, the foro's hosts uses a decent Content Filtering. -- Edited by God at 10:07, 2005-11-23
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LOVE - LUST - MARRIAGE
(Preview)
LOVE:: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.
LOVE: When sex is called "making love".
LUST: When sex is called "doing it".
MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it.
LOV...
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SURVIVAL GUIDE: For taking a dump at work
(Preview)
Survival Guide for taking a dump at work
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is
inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, the following is the Survival
Guide for taking a dump at work.
CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the
sm...
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Luis Miguel haciendo vinos???? what's next????
(Preview)
Santiago de Chile, 19 nov (EFE).- El cantante mexicano Luis Miguel, que llegó ayer a Santiago para ofrecer dos conciertos, presentó su línea de vinos "Unico, Luis Miguel", elaborado por una empresa vitivinícola de este país, informó hoy la prensa local. El vino, cosecha 2002, es del tipo cabernet s...
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The Potluck Hits Cd by DJ Prieto
(Preview)
I asked DJ Prieto for a list of music he played at the potluck. Unfortunately his memory went down the urinal with about 10% of the alcohol he had that night.
However, he has agreed to do his best to compile a CD with most of the music played at the potluck on Saturday and give a copy to ...
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SALSA CHRISTMAS
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1 2
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(Preview)
Just to let you know....
If you see a CD at your local SHOPPER'S DRUG MART.....Called..."SALSA CHRISTMAS"....
This CD was co-written by Latinsoulchild and myslef..Bainaman for the band Fantacia.....which was hired to do this project.
They are english christmas standards in salsa...
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Congrats DOGO!!!
(Preview)
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Shei
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Should Phanta
(Preview)
What do you think ?
I believe this is creating some sort of sexual tension in the foro. We as foro members should cooperate to release that kind of bad feelings.
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PHANTASMA YOU SEXY BITCH!!!
(Preview)
I am sorry! You deserve a public SORRY!!!!!! I won't say why but I am sorry! I'll make it up to you my next trip to Vancouver!
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CHANGE
(Preview)
WOULD YOU CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF PERSONALITY OR PHYSICAL?
IF YES, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
IF NOT, WHY NOT?
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TEXAS HOLDEM POKER!!!
(Preview)
HOW MANY IN THE FORO KNOW HOW TO PLAY TXAS HOLDEM POKER?
I'M PERSONALLY HOOKED ON THIS GAME AND PLAY IT AT LEAST 2 TIMES AWEEK!
FRIDAY FOR ME IS POKER NIGHT BABY!!
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Sam dies at 14/dog
(Preview)
Sam, who died Friday, shown in a photo taken in Santa Barbara, California, on June 28.
'Ugly dog' Sam dies at 14
Canine gained celebrity as winner of ugliest animal contest
SANTA BARBARA, California (AP) -- Sam, the dog whose ugliness earned him TV appearances, limousine rides and even a mee...
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SE ARMO LA FIESTA!!!!!!
(Preview)
As I said before.... NOV 26th all the foroholics are invited to my party @ the Grand Piano, in the Distillery district....let's make it the biggest foro gathering ever held...
PM me with any questions you might have...
http://www.thedistiller...
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a fireman
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and were on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When...
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