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Who cares how long she has been, will be here, be raised here in canada?!

The point is that Dogo is easy.





I concurr.





Dido!!!






You mean ditto.. or dildo?


nevermind, must be dildo



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Daeveed wrote:



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Who cares how long she has been, will be here, be raised here in canada?!

The point is that Dogo is easy.





I concurr.




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Who cares how long she has been, will be here, be raised here in canada?!

The point is that Dogo is easy.




I concurr.

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Who cares how long she has been, will be here, be raised here in canada?!

The point is that Dogo is easy.



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luna chiquitita wrote:



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My email of the day (actually a couple of weeks ago)


 


Thanks
Hello, for ur interest my name is laura i'm 26yrs old single with no kids. more about me i'm 5'7ft tall 142lbs.I'm white i have brown eyes and brow hair.I was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada while my mom was native of american.I have been staying in canada for about 14years now..I attend High School..After i graduated i move to University studying Medicine.I'm new into this dating stuff.I'm just trying this to know what goes on and where God may lead this into..We all know God work in mysterious ways.I don't know may be this is the way for me to meet my right man for life..I am looking for a serious man with sense of humour who will make me happy woman till the end of my life.I have been heart broken before which has made me so worried and make me realised my mistakes.Till this moment that am writting you.I really need someone to talk to about my situation you can email me back to laura**********@yahoo.com . hope to hear back from you
laura






WOW... so let me see if I understand this correctly,  She was born in Canada but grew up and was raised in Canada and has been in Canada for 14 years.  OH and of course her dad is Canada.  I wonder how many Canada's there are



Please keep in mind she's been STAYING in Canada for 14 years. 

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My email of the day (actually a couple of weeks ago)


 


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Hello, for ur interest my name is laura i'm 26yrs old single with no kids. more about me i'm 5'7ft tall 142lbs.I'm white i have brown eyes and brow hair.I was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada while my mom was native of american.I have been staying in canada for about 14years now..I attend High School..After i graduated i move to University studying Medicine.I'm new into this dating stuff.I'm just trying this to know what goes on and where God may lead this into..We all know God work in mysterious ways.I don't know may be this is the way for me to meet my right man for life..I am looking for a serious man with sense of humour who will make me happy woman till the end of my life.I have been heart broken before which has made me so worried and make me realised my mistakes.Till this moment that am writting you.I really need someone to talk to about my situation you can email me back to laura**********@yahoo.com . hope to hear back from you
laura






WOW... so let me see if I understand this correctly,  She was born in Canada but grew up and was raised in Canada and has been in Canada for 14 years.  OH and of course her dad is Canada.  I wonder how many Canada's there are

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My email of the day (actually a couple of weeks ago)


 


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Hello, for ur interest my name is laura i'm 26yrs old single with no kids. more about me i'm 5'7ft tall 142lbs.I'm white i have brown eyes and brow hair.I was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada while my mom was native of american.I have been staying in canada for about 14years now..I attend High School..After i graduated i move to University studying Medicine.I'm new into this dating stuff.I'm just trying this to know what goes on and where God may lead this into..We all know God work in mysterious ways.I don't know may be this is the way for me to meet my right man for life..I am looking for a serious man with sense of humour who will make me happy woman till the end of my life.I have been heart broken before which has made me so worried and make me realised my mistakes.Till this moment that am writting you.I really need someone to talk to about my situation you can email me back to laura**********@yahoo.com . hope to hear back from you
laura







haha @ was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada

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Dogo wrote:



My email of the day (actually a couple of weeks ago)


 


Thanks
Hello, for ur interest my name is laura i'm 26yrs old single with no kids. more about me i'm 5'7ft tall 142lbs.I'm white i have brown eyes and brow hair.I was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada while my mom was native of american.I have been staying in canada for about 14years now..I attend High School..After i graduated i move to University studying Medicine.I'm new into this dating stuff.I'm just trying this to know what goes on and where God may lead this into..We all know God work in mysterious ways.I don't know may be this is the way for me to meet my right man for life..I am looking for a serious man with sense of humour who will make me happy woman till the end of my life.I have been heart broken before which has made me so worried and make me realised my mistakes.Till this moment that am writting you.I really need someone to talk to about my situation you can email me back to laura**********@yahoo.com . hope to hear back from you
laura









RIGHT!!!!!! U ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS??? DID U REPLY??? Y NO ME MIENTAS!!!





hahahaha!! 'tas loca?!! is one of those MySpace BS messages





RIGHT!!!!! NO TOY LOCA TOY CONFUNDIDA!!!



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confundida wrote:



Dogo wrote:



My email of the day (actually a couple of weeks ago)


 


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Hello, for ur interest my name is laura i'm 26yrs old single with no kids. more about me i'm 5'7ft tall 142lbs.I'm white i have brown eyes and brow hair.I was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada while my mom was native of american.I have been staying in canada for about 14years now..I attend High School..After i graduated i move to University studying Medicine.I'm new into this dating stuff.I'm just trying this to know what goes on and where God may lead this into..We all know God work in mysterious ways.I don't know may be this is the way for me to meet my right man for life..I am looking for a serious man with sense of humour who will make me happy woman till the end of my life.I have been heart broken before which has made me so worried and make me realised my mistakes.Till this moment that am writting you.I really need someone to talk to about my situation you can email me back to laura**********@yahoo.com . hope to hear back from you
laura









RIGHT!!!!!! U ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS??? DID U REPLY??? Y NO ME MIENTAS!!!





hahahaha!! 'tas loca?!! is one of those MySpace BS messages


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Dogo wrote:



My email of the day (actually a couple of weeks ago)


 


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Hello, for ur interest my name is laura i'm 26yrs old single with no kids. more about me i'm 5'7ft tall 142lbs.I'm white i have brown eyes and brow hair.I was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada while my mom was native of american.I have been staying in canada for about 14years now..I attend High School..After i graduated i move to University studying Medicine.I'm new into this dating stuff.I'm just trying this to know what goes on and where God may lead this into..We all know God work in mysterious ways.I don't know may be this is the way for me to meet my right man for life..I am looking for a serious man with sense of humour who will make me happy woman till the end of my life.I have been heart broken before which has made me so worried and make me realised my mistakes.Till this moment that am writting you.I really need someone to talk to about my situation you can email me back to laura**********@yahoo.com . hope to hear back from you
laura








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My email of the day (actually a couple of weeks ago)


 


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Hello, for ur interest my name is laura i'm 26yrs old single with no kids. more about me i'm 5'7ft tall 142lbs.I'm white i have brown eyes and brow hair.I was born in canada but i grew up and was raised up in the canada.My dad was canada while my mom was native of american.I have been staying in canada for about 14years now..I attend High School..After i graduated i move to University studying Medicine.I'm new into this dating stuff.I'm just trying this to know what goes on and where God may lead this into..We all know God work in mysterious ways.I don't know may be this is the way for me to meet my right man for life..I am looking for a serious man with sense of humour who will make me happy woman till the end of my life.I have been heart broken before which has made me so worried and make me realised my mistakes.Till this moment that am writting you.I really need someone to talk to about my situation you can email me back to laura**********@yahoo.com . hope to hear back from you
laura





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Don't feed his ego, it's already big enough.



It's never big enough....didn't you read what this thread is all about????


 




 Hahahaha......................

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Don't feed his ego, it's already big enough.



It's never big enough....didn't you read what this thread is all about????


 



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Guadalupana wrote:


Don't feed his ego, it's already big enough.



then what will i do with all these tomatoes?


 




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luna chiquitita wrote:

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I have been busy...you know....people like me have things to do...places to visit...weed to smoke...tomatoes to walk around with....


 


I went to a swimming pool.




geez... I don't even have a good come back to daeveed's rant above.  pure comedic genius.




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I have been busy...you know....people like me have things to do...places to visit...weed to smoke...tomatoes to walk around with....


 


I went to a swimming pool.




geez... I don't even have a good come back to daeveed's rant above.  pure comedic genius.

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I have been busy...you know....people like me have things to do...places to visit...weed to smoke...tomatoes to walk around with....


 


I went to a swimming pool.



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SERIOUSLY! If any woman was asked this on the street I'm pretty sure the reaction would be something like this



Who walks around with tomatoes??? do you walk around with tomatoes??? i don't walk around with tomatoes!! maybe la seņora en la feria walks around with tomatoes, but you are no seņora en la feria are you? I am no seņora en la feria either, so where does that leave us??


 


Poor fukking seņora....has to walk around with tomatoes....


 





  Looks like someone just got back form a smoke break!!


 


WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MISTER???



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Awesome thread!!!




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Daeveed wrote:



luna chiquitita wrote:


SERIOUSLY! If any woman was asked this on the street I'm pretty sure the reaction would be something like this



Who walks around with tomatoes??? do you walk around with tomatoes??? i don't walk around with tomatoes!! maybe la seņora en la feria walks around with tomatoes, but you are no seņora en la feria are you? I am no seņora en la feria either, so where does that leave us??


 


Poor fukking seņora....has to walk around with tomatoes....


 






 



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luna chiquitita wrote:


SERIOUSLY! If any woman was asked this on the street I'm pretty sure the reaction would be something like this



Who walks around with tomatoes??? do you walk around with tomatoes??? i don't walk around with tomatoes!! maybe la seņora en la feria walks around with tomatoes, but you are no seņora en la feria are you? I am no seņora en la feria either, so where does that leave us??


 


Poor fukking seņora....has to walk around with tomatoes....


 



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luna chiquitita wrote:



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Because over 82% of all women need a longer one-eyed monster to satisfy their desire!



I wonder if they actually like women this question.


Survey Person: Excuse me miss, do you need a longer one-eyed monster to satisfy your desire?


Miss: Why yes I do.  Thank you for asking! 


SERIOUSLY! If any woman was asked this on the street I'm pretty sure the reaction would be something like this





  Yes indeed.  I wonder........


 




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Because over 82% of all women need a longer one-eyed monster to satisfy their desire!



I wonder if they actually ask women this question.


Survey Person: Excuse me miss, do you need a longer one-eyed monster to satisfy your desire?


Miss: Why yes I do.  Thank you for asking! 


SERIOUSLY! If any woman was asked this on the street I'm pretty sure the reaction would be something like this



-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 10:59, 2007-01-16

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X4v13r wrote:



LaDyBuG wrote:



Was this a joke for real?





not real, just one on my daily spam emails

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I don't think it was spam. He just wanted more info

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Was this a joke for real?



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Was this a joke for real?

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  Exactly where is the humour in this???? 

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Yo Man

Don't tell me why your schlong is so small,
I will better help you to make it really Bigger!

Why bigger? Because over 82% of all women need a longer
one-eyed monster to satisfy their desire!

Go there and get your solution: http://www.sitemirror.info

It'll really help you!

We will ship it worldwide within 24 hours, and if
you find our product useless - we'll refund all your money!



maybe some1 here will find it useful.

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