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PHONE SEX [19 vote(s)]

YES YES YEEEEEEES!!!!!!
42.1%
HMMMMMMMMM.... SORRY I GOTTA HEADACHE
0.0%
I RATHER WATCH PORN
10.5%
PROSTITUTION IS AN OPTION
5.3%
I'LL STICK TO THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
5.3%
I NEED TO PRAY FOR MUH SOUL
0.0%
CHICKEN SOUP IS DA SHIAT
5.3%
I NEED MORE OPTIONS
0.0%
ALL OF THE ABOVE
0.0%
NONE OF THE ABOVE
21.1%
FA-CUE.com
10.5%


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I just can't do it
I feel incredibly silly


I was "talking" to this girl, some time ago, and she would always try to get me to get going with it
Oh gawd!... it was horrible



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Shei wrote:


daaaaaaaale.. contá, contá!  

 bue.. si no queres..  


 LOL   





pero que chica mas chusma!!!!


por curiosa te voy a dejar "metida"....



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 12:49, 2007-01-08

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              daaaaaaaale.. contá, contá!  


   bue.. si no queres..  


         


                LOL   



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Shei wrote:

a todo esto McSex!...qué te llevó a hacer esta pregunta??      sorry!


                                  








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a todo esto McSex!...qué te llevó a hacer esta pregunta??      sorry!


                                  



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McOSIRIS wrote:



You can't be with that person physically at the moment, but you can hear her/him. I know it doesn't compare to the real thing, but it "cums handy" sometimes...


Do you agree with it, or this is entirely reserved for freaks???? 


me liky....





    bueno.. es verdad que nada se compara con el "piel con piel"... pero cuando estás muy lejos (MUY ) de la persona que amas... está muy bueno!


   a mi también me gusta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    


                                                  



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angelita wrote:


I wouldn't blame her!! It was about time!




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McOSIRIS wrote:



Marky Mark wrote:


Speaking of, I haven't seen your "Buttercup" on foro for a while.


she got bored of my phone sex, so she went to get the real thing....



 I wouldn't blame her!! It was about time!

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Daeveed wrote:

I tried having phone sex on a payphone once, but my weewee got stuck on the coin retrieval compartment, and I had to call the firemen to take it out....


I've never understood where do you insert it when you're having phone sex...i don't like it....plus the metal is so cold.





Wawaweewa!, your answers are very entertaining.

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Daeveed wrote:


I tried having phone sex on a payphone once, but my weewee got stuck on the coin retrieval compartment, and I had to call the firemen to take it out....

I've never understood where do you insert it when you're having phone sex...i don't like it....plus the metal is so cold.



try playing with a mousetrap....

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I tried having phone sex on a payphone once, but my weewee got stuck on the coin retrieval compartment, and I had to call the firemen to take it out....


I've never understood where do you insert it when you're having phone sex...i don't like it....plus the metal is so cold.



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Marky Mark wrote:


Speaking of, I haven't seen your "Buttercup" on foro for a while.


she got bored of my phone sex, so she went to get the real thing....

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McOSIRIS wrote:

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Dude, someone actually owns fa-cue.com!

So let me get this straight, you actually stick the phone 'up there'??




nop... I use the "hand"set...




Speaking of, I haven't seen your "Buttercup" on foro for a while.

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Marky Mark wrote:


Dude, someone actually owns fa-cue.com!

So let me get this straight, you actually stick the phone 'up there'??




nop... I use the "hand"set...

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Guadalupana wrote:


So i guess you've done it?

Phone sex is faker than porn.




I find it more interactive...


BTW...that's one sexy avatar you got there...



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Marky Mark wrote:

Dude, someone actually owns fa-cue.com!

So let me get this straight, you actually stick the phone 'up there'??





OMG! you're so twisted! Hmmmm, ideas....YEAH RIGHT! gross!!

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Dude, someone actually owns fa-cue.com!

So let me get this straight, you actually stick the phone 'up there'??



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McOSIRIS wrote:



You can't be with that person physically at the moment, but you can hear her/him. I know it doesn't compare to the real thing, but it "cums handy" sometimes...


Do you agree with it, or this is entirely reserved for freaks????     




hahahahaha.......

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I won't say I wouldn't do it but I never try it  

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Motown Junkie wrote:


  What the hell is the matter with you???  My poor McNugget  :petting




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Wouldn't do it. I'd feel dumb. I'll stick to the dolls....err the real thing

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So i guess you've done it?

Phone sex is faker than porn.

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  What the hell is the matter with you??? 


My poor McNugget 



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You can't be with that person physically at the moment, but you can hear her/him. I know it doesn't compare to the real thing, but it "cums handy" sometimes...


Do you agree with it, or this is entirely reserved for freaks????


 


 


 


 


me liky....



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