Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

Julie · Comandante

RE: Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

LGigolo · Comandante

Julie wrote:

Actually QEF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maches on board, when we are not even allowed to bring our own bottle of water or tooth past, etc.....

As you can see, Americans just prooved us how weak is there security system !!!............. Oh sorry, I forgot that all those measures are only for intl flight, transit flight............en otras palabras, extranjeros, yes, because we all know how cuerdos are the Americans right, we just have the remember Wako and the many school shootings, etc.................

Not like the damn terrorist would ever think of hijacking a national flight to run in into a building or something. They strictly use international flights!

Julie · Comandante

Actually QEF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maches on board, when we are not even allowed to bring our own bottle of water or tooth past, etc.....

As you can see, Americans just prooved us how weak is there security system !!!............. Oh sorry, I forgot that all those measures are only for intl flight, transit flight............en otras palabras, extranjeros, yes, because we all know how cuerdos are the Americans right, we just have the remember Wako and the many school shootings, etc.................

Bonita · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

Was that Bonita on her way back from Kagaroolandia?

That's what I was thinking

Oh yeah...Welcome back Bonita. Your secret will not leave Foro

dammit!!!! i thought that secret would never get out...

what can i say..kangaroo gives gas...at least i was trying to be polite...sheesh!!!!

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

Was that Bonita on her way back from Kagaroolandia?

That's what I was thinking

Oh yeah...Welcome back Bonita. Your secret will not leave Foro

LGigolo · Comandante

Was that Bonita on her way back from Kagaroolandia?

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Insane i tells ya!!

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.