Well not a day goes by without Ms. Britney Spears in the news.  So if y'all have been sleeping under a rock for the past few weeks, Britney has been airing her coochie for the world to see, partying it up with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and divorcing hubby K-Fed.  Well, it seems like all her partying ways are starting to catch up to her and affect her children.  WHAT? CHILDREN?  She has children?  Oh that's right, the nannies are taking care of them FOOOR SHAME.  Here's the linky to Brit's worlds colliding: Oh Brit Brit

Next on the docket, we have Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan.  Vinnifer or Vaughistan or whatever the hell ppl have been referring to them as.  SOO GAY.  Anyhooo, it appears they've grown bored of e/o and have decided to part ways.  My question is WHEN THE HELL WERE THEY TOGETHER?! They never really confirmed that they were together but now they're confirming they're breaking up?!  SOOO GAY.  Can we say ATTENTIONWHORES anyone?  Anyhoo, here's the linky to that story: The FOR REAL BREAK-UP

What else is there to share?  Hmmm... ah yes, Gwyneth, I hate Americans, Paltrow.  What a tool.  She's been going on and on about how much she prefers the British and their non-commercialized ways in not only one but SEVERAL interviews and then realizes (probably with the help of her publicist or ppl that she pays for her image) that WHOOPS, I'm American and they're a HUGE part of my audience and why I get paid and starts to retract her comments.  Again, a huge tooL!   Here's the linky: I AM AMERICAN

Well, one more bit of gossip for today, Jay-Z and Beyonce are getting married this weekend.  Riiiiight.  Haven't they been getting married since they did that Crazy In Love video.  PUHWeeZe... here's the linky: Shot Gun Wedding?

Well that's it for me today... Just thought I'd give y'all a 5 minute escape.  Happy Hump DAy!

LUNA OUT!