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I think as LC said .,.. u have to teach ur children right and wrong,. so they will be able to take the right decision,.. being open is the way to go,. but if u have given them a good foundation,.

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After seeing Britney's saggy coochie, I think some hair would be advisable for 'cover-up'.



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what that supposed to mean huh huh huh



LOL!


JUST KIDDING!!!






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what that supposed to mean huh huh huh



LOL!


JUST KIDDING!!!



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Don't get kinky on me....not today honey Im tired.



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what that supposed to mean huh huh huh

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Don't get kinky on me....not today honey Im tired.



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hahahahah just kidding !


YOU BETTER BE... OR ELSE I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE ANS SPANK YOUR ASS!!!


Thank god I have boys.


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hahahahah just kidding !


YOU BETTER BE... OR ELSE I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE AND SPANK YOUR ASS!!!


Thank god I have boys.


DID I MISS SOMETHING???


 



-- Edited by GITANA at 13:31, 2006-11-29

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:rolf: apparently that's what worked for Chale... except she took it to the extreme and had the "goat devil spawn lookalike" operation.  poor Chale she's so stupid and naive at times




thats so typical for you to say you friend of Satan




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she has a good teacher



AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN???




hahahahah just kidding ! Thank god I have boys.

-- Edited by God at 13:27, 2006-11-29

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Phantasma wrote:


shame people..... shame is the way to go, Just tell them that if they think of their "parts" the devil will come get them at night and impregnate them with a half goat demon spawn.. that should work.

Oh and I forgot, dont forget to mention all their dead relatives and Jesus can see them from heaven..

-- Edited by Phantasma at 13:18, 2006-11-29



apparently that's what worked for Chale... except she took it to the extreme and had the "goat devil spawn lookalike" operation.  poor Chale she's so stupid and naive at times

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 13:28, 2006-11-29

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she has a good teacher



AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN???

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when i have kids, i'll just be happy if they're healthy.

but to answer the question:
just tell her she can't shave her legs. trust me, no boy will go near her, she'll wear pants till high school, and you can monitor that easily.

if it's a boy, make sure he never becomes an altar boy, or stays after church. done and done.





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shame people..... shame is the way to go, Just tell them that if they think of their "parts" the devil will come get them at night and impregnate them with a half goat demon spawn.. that should work.

Oh and I forgot, dont forget to mention all their dead relatives and Jesus can see them from heaven..

-- Edited by Phantasma at 13:18, 2006-11-29




Phanta. you had a sad childhood man, me on the other hand always looked forward to my hand falling off, but i was lied too!!!

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Thank god they come in different colors BUT since Im a classiuc guy I'm going to stick to the black ones



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when i have kids, i'll just be happy if they're healthy.

but to answer the question:
just tell her she can't shave her legs. trust me, no boy will go near her, she'll wear pants till high school, and you can monitor that easily.

if it's a boy, make sure he never becomes an altar boy, or stays after church. done and done.

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My oldest daughter is 10 but at times has the mentality of a teenager, so i cant help but to ponder these things and what I will do when Im faced with these situations.  Pobrecita yo





LOL!! I STILL REMEMBER THAT DAY AT THE POOL... LOL


WOW! MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 4 AND AT TIMES I WONDER WHAT SHE WILL BE LIKE WHEN SHE'S IN HER TEENS... I KNOW SHE'S GONNA GIVE ME PLENTY OF HEADACHES





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My oldest daughter is 10 but at times has the mentality of a teenager, so i cant help but to ponder these things and what I will do when Im faced with these situations.  Pobrecita yo





LOL!! I STILL REMEMBER THAT DAY AT THE POOL... LOL


WOW! MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 4 AND AT TIMES I WONDER WHAT SHE WILL BE LIKE WHEN SHE'S IN HER TEENS... I KNOW SHE'S GONNA GIVE ME PLENTY OF HEADACHES



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shame people..... shame is the way to go, Just tell them that if they think of their "parts" the devil will come get them at night and impregnate them with a half goat demon spawn.. that should work.

Oh and I forgot, dont forget to mention all their dead relatives and Jesus can see them from heaven..

-- Edited by Phantasma at 13:18, 2006-11-29

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I'd tell her to ask her dad

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I think 20+ anytime before that is just wrong for me.


Also 20+ for thongs & G-Strings.



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I have always wanted a little girl..... but with all these concerns boys all the way!! and you know how they say the headaches u gave ur parents u will get twice as bad!! OMG IM GONNA HAVE A HARD ONE!!!


But honestly i would take her to wax her eyebrows and let her experience the whole bikini wax and that should turn her off for at least a couple of years! then ill buy her a triming kit and say thats all u need!


I guess cuz my mom was so open with me about all of this ill be the same wiht my daughter!!! AND I DIDNT MESS UP TILL I WAS 20!



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@ god, in theory, yes, in practice, not so much.  SO BITE ME!   I teach my kids about right and wrong and hope that one day they'll be able to make sound decisions on their own. SHoot... its something I encourage now!


@ Colo, i hear ya, girl.  My Kennie is 10 as well and she's growing up too fast.  We should stage an intervention.  Put our daughters in one room and force them NOT to grow.  hehehe


@LGig, sorry Papi but it's part of having a daughter... le sighness


I think once my kids, not only my daughter, are adults and able to make their own decisions, I'll support them no matter what.  I'm just not ready for them to be adults yet.  Shoot, I'm still trying to figure out this adult thing.


@ JC, if your son wants to get his coochie waxed, you'll have bigger issues than just the coochie waxing...



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En serio.  Sometimes I just start pondering about these things and the tears just start flowing.  Call me a suck, call  me a baby, whatever.  These are MY girls, trust me, their boyfriends are gonna have a harder time getting thru me than their dad.  This I guarantee   Confu and I have already deviced a couple of plans. 



When I start thinking about things like these (thongs, boyfriends, coochie waxing) – my day seems to get a little darker… I don’t like the idea of lil girl, becoming a young woman… With all the shiet out there, it’s scary.  If only we could keep them little for life! LOL


You and Confu will have to give me some info on your well deviced plans!



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Ya, that works

Anywhore, I guess when she is legally an adult.  Trust me, these are things that I already think about.  My oldest daughter is 10 but at times has the mentality of a teenager, so i cant help but to ponder these things and what I will do when Im faced with these situations.  Pobrecita yo




 

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En serio.  Sometimes I just start pondering about these things and the tears just start flowing.  Call me a suck, call  me a baby, whatever.  These are MY girls, trust me, their boyfriends are gonna have a harder time getting thru me than their dad.  This I guarantee   Confu and I have already deviced a couple of plans. 

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Ya, that works

Anywhore, I guess when she is legally an adult.  Trust me, these are things that I already think about.  My oldest daughter is 10 but at times has the mentality of a teenager, so i cant help but to ponder these things and what I will do when Im faced with these situations.  Pobrecita yo




 

Con razon te estan salindo ya las canas! 



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ooohhh just do like the catholics do it and teach them shame for their bodies.... that'll keep them away from that whole area



Ya, that works


Anywhore, I guess when she is legally an adult.  Trust me, these are things that I already think about.  My oldest daughter is 10 but at times has the mentality of a teenager, so i cant help but to ponder these things and what I will do when Im faced with these situations.  Pobrecita yo



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First no thongs until 20's
No brazilian until their 30's

Why just don't get them a Burka

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The name of this thread makes me giggle...


and as per the question... I already ordered a chastity belt 4 muh future daughter (if I have one)



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ooohhh just do like the catholics do it and teach them shame for their bodies.... that'll keep them away from that whole area





that is so true

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Oh god ...We as parents should know our kids will reach an age where no matter what we say they will do what they want, isbetter for us to focus on teaching them to make the right desicions.

You are soo...mmmmmmm Controlling !!!!!


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ooohhh just do like the catholics do it and teach them shame for their bodies.... that'll keep them away from that whole area

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Anywayz, i'd go rasta down there too! Power to the fro!

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Ya I don't want to have to worry about this until I have a kid..hopefully a boy. If it is a girl I would only accept it once she is married.
If I do have a boy I would be extremely worried if he wanted to wax his coochie

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What exactly is the problem? 

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Don't even get me thinking - I don't want a headache!


I do not approve and if she's gonna do it, I wouldn't want to or need to know... one doesn't want to even think about one's lil girl doing that ****!


Thanks LC - you have OFFICIALLY ruined my day!



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SO, on the most part your daughter would not tell you she's getting a brazilian or any other fancy waxing but if you did know, would you approve?  when is it appropriate for her to be waxing?


As for me.... I WISH I ONLY HAD A SON!!!!! but I don't. I have a beautiful daugther and things like this are imminent and I'm NOT looking forward to it.  But if I did know or she came to me and asked me... I'd say HELLLLLZ NO!  Ya ya.. respect, blah blah blah   I think when she is in a very committed relationship like she's 30 and about to marry the man, then yes, I'd say go for it but I wouldn't want her at 16 to be thinking about that stuff.


I don't know.  Am I crazy? Bikini waxes are ok but its when all the other areas.... BAH!!!! I don't know what do you guys think?





I HEAR YA! I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT EITHER...


I WOULD HAVE TO SAY 19 + ... WHEN SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS...



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I hope i only give birth to boys. Girls are too much of a headache...however cute they can be...no

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so this is a spin on Jaime's thread re: Thongs and the appropriate age for wearing them.


SO, on the most part your daughter would not tell you she's getting a brazilian or any other fancy waxing but if you did know, would you approve?  when is it appropriate for her to be waxing?


As for me.... I WISH I ONLY HAD A SON!!!!! but I don't. I have a beautiful daugther and things like this are imminent and I'm NOT looking forward to it.  But if I did know or she came to me and asked me... I'd say HELLLLLZ NO!  Ya ya.. respect, blah blah blah   I think when she is in a very committed relationship like she's 30 and about to marry the man, then yes, I'd say go for it but I wouldn't want her at 16 to be thinking about that stuff.


I don't know.  Am I crazy? Bikini waxes are ok but its when all the other areas.... BAH!!!! I don't know what do you guys think?



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