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luna chiquitita wrote:



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Good lord! What r u doing, screwing 80 year olds????




should they be charged... depends on the circumstance, if the other person goes into cardiac arrest and that's not the fault of the "doer" but rather the "doee"'s poor health.  Now, if it happens with your hands around his/her neck or a pillow over their face, then you're **** out of luck.  So more 80yr old screwing for you, Jaime!







If my memory serves me correctly, that would be known as autoerotic asphyxiation.  Actually, only if they did it to themselves.    Nevermind.


Or with our system, it would probably be bumped to manslaughter. 


So anyway, clearly Luna writes, "SO MORE 80 YR OLD SCREWING FOR YOU JAIME!!!"  So boink away!!!    I didn't even have to edit that!!!! 



-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:04, 2006-11-28

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luna chiquitita wrote:




Oh I SEEE.. so we're posting our PMs now?!  well.. allow me to post a message I rec'd from you!


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I heard you were the one interested in the 4 penis bed   BACK OFF SISTER!  i'm trying to win this.  I already have Dogo and Mimi bidding for it... I don't need you bidding either!  Just your PM, I'm sending a notice to all of you to BACK OFF!


From: Jaime Cruz    Subject: STOP BIDDING BIT CHES


Hi Luna, MiMi, Dogo

.....it's me Jaime.  I am really interested in that bed frame.  I've already asked JSun for the specs... The bed posts are 18" in diameter and made from HARD African Wood but hand carved in India.  I wish they had been carved by an African man but Purminder in India was the only one available to do the carving.


ANYWAYS, stop trying to out bid me. I really want this bed and you guys are ****ing up my chances of winning.  BACK OFF, get your own sandwich... get your own penises... these penises are MINE!  


Thanks for understanding,
 


Jaime "Penis Bed Lover Extraordinaire" Cruz




you know Jaime... I bow out gracefully of the bidding war...



 

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Oh I SEEE.. so we're posting our PMs now?!  well.. allow me to post a message I rec'd from you!


Jaime Cruz wrote:







I heard you were the one interested in the 4 penis bed   BACK OFF SISTER!  i'm trying to win this.  I already have Dogo and Mimi bidding for it... I don't need you bidding either!  Just your PM, I'm sending a notice to all of you to BACK OFF!


From: Jaime Cruz    Subject: STOP BIDDING BIT CHES


Hi Luna, MiMi, Dogo

.....it's me Jaime.  I am really interested in that bed frame.  I've already asked JSun for the specs... The bed posts are 18" in diameter and made from HARD African Wood but hand carved in India.  I wish they had been carved by an African man but Purminder in India was the only one available to do the carving.


ANYWAYS, stop trying to out bid me. I really want this bed and you guys are ****ing up my chances of winning.  BACK OFF, get your own sandwich... get your own penises... these penises are MINE!  


Thanks for understanding,
 


Jaime "Penis Bed Lover Extraordinaire" Cruz




you know Jaime... I bow out gracefully of the bidding war...

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luna chiquitita wrote:



YAY!  i've been waiting anxiously for this day since I found out Jaime likes to get freaky with 80yr old grannies on four-penis-post beds.





I heard you were the one interested in the 4 penis bed


From: luna chiquitita     Subject: question.



 


Hi JSUN.,.....

.....it's me Luna Chiquitita.  I am really interested in that bed frame.  Just wanted to know what diameter the posts are on each corner and what kind of wood?



 


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Thanks for your interest in the Bed Frame Luna Chiquitita. The bed posts are 18" in diameter and made from HARD African Wood but hand carved in India.



 


Happy Bidding.



 


Regards,



 


J-SUN.





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YAY!  i've been waiting anxiously for this day since I found out Jaime likes to get freaky with 80yr old grannies on four-penis-post beds.



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Chale Tanga wrote:



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ok Jaime Nicole-Smith...









LMAO!!!!!!


I wonder if Jaime likes it better with or without the dentures.




I should rename this thread to pick on Jaime day




 


 


 


 




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McOSIRIS wrote:

ok Jaime Nicole-Smith...







LMAO!!!!!!


I wonder if Jaime likes it better with or without the dentures.

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ok Jaime Nicole-Smith...


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Chale Tanga wrote:

ewwww Jaime youre a dirty birdy!


Everyone talks about getting an filthy rich old timer thats ready to kick the bucket, but your actually doing it! Good for you mang, i applaud you you degenerate gold digger




Ok, in THAT case, it's ok. But tell us, do you call your 80 year old lover Grandpa or just Gramps?





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ewwww Jaime youre a dirty birdy!


Everyone talks about getting an filthy rich old timer thats ready to kick the bucket, but your actually doing it! Good for you mang, i applaud you you degenerate gold digger

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Good lord! What r u doing, screwing 80 year olds????



No No


old gray mare she ain't what she used to be!



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Good lord! What r u doing, screwing 80 year olds????




should they be charged... depends on the circumstance, if the other person goes into cardiac arrest and that's not the fault of the "doer" but rather the "doee"'s poor health.  Now, if it happens with your hands around his/her neck or a pillow over their face, then you're **** out of luck.  So more 80yr old screwing for you, Jaime!



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...And he or she dies


Should you be charged?
Do they actually charge people in situations like this?
As a mother of father what would you think?
If you were charged what would your defense be?
 
 



Should you be charged? No
Do they actually charge people in situations like this? I hope not.
As a mother of father what would you think?
If you were charged what would your defense be? elad

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