EVER WONDER .... > > > > >Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? > >Because our hair is dead and our skin is getting roasted, the sun is evil! > > >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? > >i don't do that > > >Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? > > they can only predict they'll be able to scam a superstitious individual > > >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? > > because 'short' only applies to Danny > > >Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? > > because it makes perfect. > > >Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made >with real lemons? > > you know, 3 lemons are .99 cents...why buy fake lemon juice in the first place? > > >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > do not believe such a man! > > >Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > >; everyone is in a rush to get home, not necessarily the automobiles. > > >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > >when someone is creating a new flavor, they have to try it right? I'd rather taste a chicken flavored pellet, than a mouse flavored pellet. eww. > > >Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > because then, spiders would have nothing to eat, then meerkats would have no spiders to eat, and what ever animal eats meerkats, (i think a type of monkey), would have no meerkat to eat... > > >Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? > >hmmm, good point. But manufacturers have to follow hygene procedures, no matter what the needle will be used for. > > >You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't >they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! > > the plane would be too heavy > > >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > >that's a silly question > > >Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? > > if they had named it compartments, people would feel like if they'd be living in containers. > > >If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? > > politics today is so corrupted, i fail to see where progress comes in play. > > >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
bah, all this negativity is making me sad.
Any more things u wonder???
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EVER WONDER .... > > > > >Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? > > > > >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > > > >Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? > > > > >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? > > > > >Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? > > > > >Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made >with real lemons? > > > > >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > > > >Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > > > > >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > > > > >Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > > > >Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? > > > > >You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't >they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! > > > > >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > > > > >Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? > > > > >If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? > > > > >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
