>>First-year students at Med School were receiving their first >>anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered >>around the surgery table with the body covered with a white >>sheet. >>The professor started the class by telling them, "In >>medicine, >>it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. >>The >>first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the >>human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the >>sheet, stuck >>his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it >>and stuck his finger in his mouth. >>Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The >>students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but >>eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the >>dead >>body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the >>Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most >>important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger >>and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?".
The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
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