If I were uglier women wouldn't say to me "awwww ur so cute"...

 

Guadalupana wrote:

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and to accomplish that, you'll need a master like Daeveed. If you were a dog, of course.

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Correct, because I've already accomplished that goal in my life....for the most part....

Daeveed wrote:

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If I were a dog, my only purpose in life would be to avoid eating my own poo.

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LGigolo wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:

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McOSIRIS wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:

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A little bit richer and a little bit younger, i'd better myself to be in the true career i wanted from the start. -zoologist/classical animator

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there's nothing sexier than a woman with a childish mind...

would you divorce ur husband and marry me???

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Now that's just ludicrous. But thanks for the offer.

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I –for once – agree with you, Guadalupana!!!

 

Of so much better fish in the sea, she would stoop that low!!!

 

McO’BadTaste!

McOSIRIS wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:

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A little bit richer and a little bit younger, i'd better myself to be in the true career i wanted from the start. -zoologist/classical animator

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there's nothing sexier than a woman with a childish mind...

would you divorce ur husband and marry me???

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LGigolo wrote:

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Sounds like a kid movie!

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LGigolo wrote:

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Ni idea – that’s like Chinese to me!

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LGigolo wrote:

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You sound a yidle-diddle-didle-didle NUTZ!

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Chale Tanga wrote:

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who can understand Chale, anyways!

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You sound a yidle-diddle-didle-didle NUTZ!

angelita wrote:

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LGigolo wrote:

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angelita wrote:

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@ LG - What's with the wierd face??

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na'mas que no te entendia - didn't get your point on that message was. :shame:

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 What's wrong with lawyers or judges??

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WHO SAID there was anything wrong?   :tomatoe: I only said I didn’t get your first message

@LB: ty

LGigolo wrote:

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angelita wrote:

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@ LG - What's with the wierd face??

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na'mas que no te entendia - didn't get your point on that message was. :shame:

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Guadalupana wrote:

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Lg--work is work and it has to get done, but i find myself really distracted today.

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IF YOU WERE… Chale, I would have used this pic:

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DON CHELO wrote:

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IF I WR A MILLIONAIRE I WOULDN'T BE WAITING AND WAITING FOR MY WELFARE CHEQUE.

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WHY MUST U BE RUDE, NOT KOOL MISS, NOT KOOL...

angelita wrote:

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Realistically speaking..... I would be a Lawyer/Judge!

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If I were an English major... I wouldn't wonder why it is "IF I WERE" instead of "IF I WAS"

DON CHELO wrote:

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IF I WR A MILLIONAIRE I WOULDN'T BE WAITING AND WAITING FOR MY WELFARE CHEQUE.

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If you were actually doing some work, you would NOT be so bored and restless!!

LOL

The If-You-Were Poems

If you were a shining star
And I were your midnight,
I’d let you shine above me,
You’d be my only light.

If you were a scoop of ice cream
And I were an ice cream cone,
I’d put you on my shoulders
And hold you for my own.

If you were a grand piano
And I were a sweet love song,
I’d let your keys tickle and tease
My melody all day long.

If you were the pages of my book
And I were reading you,
I’d read as slow as I could go
So I never would get through.

The If-I-Were Poems

If I were a bumblebee
And you were a buttercup,
I’d buzz around until I found
Your bright face looking up.

If I were the summer rain
And you were a new rainbow,
I’d try to find the warm sunshine
So you would never go.

If I were the autumn wind
And you were a maple tree,
I’d lift your leaves with a gentle breeze
And hold them close to me.

If I were the first snowfall
And you were an evergreen,
I’d wrap you in my winter coat
And make you my Snow Queen!

If I were a woman…

… I would be a lesbian!