Iīm writing you to say you are a lucky woman, because by the time you receive this letter you will be free to do what you want, whenever you want, without giving satisfactions to anyone, and especially to me. Isnīt that what you wanted? Didnīt everything have to be exactly the way you wanted, always? And now it will be, because Iīm out, because I canīt stand your typical spoiled brat attitudes. Sincerely, I couldnīt stand your I want..., I want now..., It has to be like this..., It has to be this way..., I like it like this.... I told you that one day I wouldnīt reclaim any of your attitudes. Well, this day is now. Youīll never hear anything from me that goes against your point of view. Do you know why, because the last word youīre hearing from me follows: Goodbye!
No longer yours,
Bigbrother
P.S. I can't get into specifics, but get yourself some penicillin and Gold Bond.
-- Edited by bigbrother at 20:50, 2007-04-01
This may have been useful on Friday!!!
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Iīm writing you to say you are a lucky woman, because by the time you receive this letter you will be free to do what you want, whenever you want, without giving satisfactions to anyone, and especially to me. Isnīt that what you wanted? Didnīt everything have to be exactly the way you wanted, always? And now it will be, because Iīm out, because I canīt stand your typical spoiled brat attitudes. Sincerely, I couldnīt stand your I want..., I want now..., It has to be like this..., It has to be this way..., I like it like this.... I told you that one day I wouldnīt reclaim any of your attitudes. Well, this day is now. Youīll never hear anything from me that goes against your point of view. Do you know why, because the last word youīre hearing from me follows: Goodbye!
No longer yours,
Bigbrother
P.S. I can't get into specifics, but get yourself some penicillin and Gold Bond.
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your little hairy, smelly... monkey chia pet. Luna thought monkeys had a big tool...just like Amish goats, but McO'Chiquito proved it to be... an urban legend.
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your little hairy, smelly... monkey chia pet. Luna thought monkeys....
had a big tool...just like Amish goats, but...
READ THE 'RULES'......EVERYONE IS LIMITED TO THREE WORDS AT A TIME!!!!
YOUR WELCOME
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your little hairy, smelly... monkey chia pet. Luna thought monkeys had a big tool...just like Amish goats, but McO'Chiquito prove it to be...
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your little hairy, smelly... monkey chia pet. Luna thought monkeys....
had a big tool...just like Amish goats, but...
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your little hairy, smelly... monkey chia pet. Luna thought monkeys....
We interrupt this Break Up letter - to show another break up letter...
"The Break Up Letter"
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
"Dear Ricky,
"I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
"I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
"Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
"Love, Becky."
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope .... along with this note:
"Dear Becky,
"I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
"Take care, Ricky."
Please continue...
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your little hairy, smelly... monkey chia pet.
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your little hairy, smelly...
LGigolo wrote: Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between me and your
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
LGigolo wrote: Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between... you me and the maid
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights wild sex romp between...
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains from last nights...
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices and dried stains...
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
Dear Lover, I don't need you because I think your best friend is going to SNITCH ON US because he wants me to lick his stamp and mail your thong to your mama's house to wash off the coochie juices
I'm sorry but I am gay. I, Luna, love Jaime's homosexual boytoy. He is Chale Makes no sense!...How could you?
Please join us... for a three way... I have handcuffs... and I want to tell you about my new job as a cop, on our THREE WAY PHONE CONVERSATION... THE END... thank you come again.
LMAOOOOOO:
ok, so JUST for angelita.. let's start over again. Please remember we are limited to using only THREE (3) words at a time.
Alright Foro. It's been pretty boring at work so far and I need something to keep me awake. So let's try to be creative and create a Break up letter together. Each person that posts may add/type three words and we can keep it going to see how this letter ends. I'll start.
Who pissed in your coffee today!
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
Makes no sense!...How could you? 
OH BTW, this letter makes no sense. Who exactly are we breaking up with here?? geez.. 
