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Now, there's another side to this issue.

Sure, you live well into your 90s. Maybe past a hundred years old.

But, you know what, you ARE going to look as if you were well into your 90s, or 100s.

For example,




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josue wrote:



confundida wrote:



HELLO JOSUE!!!!!


AND U ARE? Josue


WHO INVITED U HERE? An old chinese guy told me I would find the light here


WHY ARE U HERE? The cheese


KIEN TE CONOCE? My mom


AGE? A gentleman never reveals his age


STATUS? alive I guess


NATIONALITY??  Canadian









KE TE GUY!! U ARE OFFICIALLY ON MY HATE LIST....UNDERNEATH PROMOTERS AND MELLOWMAN C.....



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confundida wrote:



HELLO JOSUE!!!!!


AND U ARE? Josue


WHO INVITED U HERE? An old chinese guy told me I would find the light here


WHY ARE U HERE? The cheese


KIEN TE CONOCE? My mom


AGE? A gentleman never reveals his age


STATUS? alive I guess


NATIONALITY??  Canadian






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HELLO JOSUE!!!!!


AND U ARE?


WHO INVITED U HERE?


WHY ARE U HERE?


KIEN TE CONOCE?


AGE?


STATUS?


NATIONALITY??



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LAB_ wrote:



this gives a renewed validity to my default pickup line:

"I am cuban, you know. And a smoker too!"





:Iwi$hitwasthateasytogetlaidinthisfriggingcity:


Pal carajo con no dejar escribir $hit!!!!!




-- Edited by LAB_ at 18:51, 2006-10-05




You can always write caca.



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this sucks......now i have to start smoking to live longer

X@vier


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this gives a renewed validity to my default pickup line:

"I am cuban, you know. And a smoker too!"





:Iwi$hitwasthateasytogetlaidinthisfriggingcity:


Pal carajo con no dejar escribir $hit!!!!!




-- Edited by LAB_ at 18:51, 2006-10-05

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I was gonna post something really lame about the euro sign in the title.... but it was just too lame to post...


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LAB_ wrote:


Cigars and sex The findings are the result of a study that looked into the lives of 54 out of the more than 100 centenarians who live in Villa Clara province. More than 60% of them had parents who also lived to be over 100. Cuba, with a population of 11.2 million, has about 3,000 people who have lived for more than a century. The results of the study were reported to the National Geriatrics and Social Work workshop in Santa Clara town, the newspaper Juventud Rebelde said. In the study, the lives of the centenarians were found to be disciplined, but not austere. None was alcoholic, and they said they loved coffee and cigars, which they consumed in large quantity. They had a healthy interest in a number of areas, including sex, said Dr Nancy Nepomuceno, who carried out the study. Most of the centenarians were mentally alert, had a good lifestyle and did manual labour in rural areas. Almost all ate a diet which included fish, eggs, milk, white meat and vegetables, cooked with little salt and natural seasonings. The life expectancy in Cuba is 76, but in Villa Clara province, where the study was carried out, it is 78. BBC News


There's your key.

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The findings are the result of a study that looked into the lives of 54 out of the more than 100 centenarians who live in Villa Clara province.

More than 60% of them had parents who also lived to be over 100.

Cuba, with a population of 11.2 million, has about 3,000 people who have lived for more than a century.

The results of the study were reported to the National Geriatrics and Social Work workshop in Santa Clara town, the newspaper Juventud Rebelde said.

In the study, the lives of the centenarians were found to be disciplined, but not austere.

None was alcoholic, and they said they loved coffee and cigars, which they consumed in large quantity.

They had a healthy interest in a number of areas, including sex, said Dr Nancy Nepomuceno, who carried out the study.

Most of the centenarians were mentally alert, had a good lifestyle and did manual labour in rural areas.

Almost all ate a diet which included fish, eggs, milk, white meat and vegetables, cooked with little salt and natural seasonings.

The life expectancy in Cuba is 76, but in Villa Clara province, where the study was carried out, it is 78.

BBC News

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