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    The Tomato Company


 


    An unemployed man is desperate to support his


family of a wife and three kids.


 


    He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm


    and easily passes an aptitude test.


 


    The human resources manager tells him, "You will


be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me


have your e-mail address so that we can get you in


the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you


all the forms and advise you when to start and where


to report on your first day."


 


    Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and


has neither a computer nor an e-mail address.


 


    To this the manager replies, "You must


understand that to a company like ours that means


that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail


address you can hardly expect to be employed by a


high-tech firm. Good day."


 


    Stunned, the man leaves Not knowing where to


turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a


farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb.


crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate,


carries it to a busy corner and displays the


tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he


    sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit.


Repeating the process several times more that day,


he ends up with almost $100 and arrives


    home that night with several bags of groceries


for his family.


 


    During the night he decides to repeat the tomato


business the next day. By the end of the week he is


getting up early every day and working into the


night. He multiplies his profits quickly.


 


    Early in the second week he acquires a cart to


transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but


before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a


broken-down pickup truck.


 


    At the end of a year he owns three old trucks.


His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to


help him with the tomato business, his wife is


buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking


night courses at the community college so she can


keep books for him.


 


    By the end of the second year he has a dozen


very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously


unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He


continues to work hard.


 


    Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he


owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his


wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys


manage. The tomato company's payroll has put


hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His


daughter reports that the business grossed over one


million dollars.


 


    Planning for the future, he decides to buy some


life insurance.


 


    Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks


an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then


the adviser asks him for his e-mail


    address in order to send the final documents


electronically.


 


    When the man replies that he doesn't have time


to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address,


the insurance man is stunned,


    "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No


Internet? Just think where you would be today if


you'd had all of that five years ago!"


 


    "Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five


years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft


and making $5.35 an hour."


 


    Which brings us to the moral of the story:


 


    Since you got this story by e-mail, you're


probably closer to being a janitor than a


millionaire.


 


    Sadly, I received it also.



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