THE "NEW" GIRL!!!!! (or guy for you GUYS)

Danny416 · TOP Guru

RE: THE "NEW" GIRL!!!!! (or guy for you GUYS)

BELLINI · Guru

I had no problem on my first day of work! I actually had this one Jamaican girl give me the 411 on every employee! Anyhoo, from day one i got along and talked to everyone and they all still look at me the same! You just gotta keep your head high and make sure that they don't take advantage of you, being the new girl! If you do that, then you will get along fine. Oh ya and make sure that you socialize with everyone!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Oh my God, these were all too funny!!!!

@TVBuff: Nu-uh!!! I'm working on it!!! I met Bellini today!!! Look what she said about me!!!! I did good!!! High 5 me!!!!!!!!!!

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

To blend in perfectly do one of the following:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on

and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,

Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And

Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The

Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,

We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

MellowManC · Guru

Tell em... "keep starin... i might do a trick"

Yesi · Guru

LGigolo wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:

How did you feel on your first day at work???

Everyone here is looking at me like I'm some freak show!!!!

I'm scared!!!

Don't be scared... JUST... Stare right back and without blinking say it out loud: “WHAT ‘CHU LOOKING AT, BIATCH!”

or maybe just say "hi mi name is.... and I am new" blah blah blah... strike up a conversation.

This is too funny, just say hi to everyone that stares.

Yesi

excaliber · Guru

just stand up and fart and scream out "that feels better now"

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

It was ok, but I just slowly blended in.
The key is to be comfortable and friendly. Make yourself feel like you belong and say hi to everyone and tell them to say hi to their parents for you

LGigolo · Comandante

Motown Junkie wrote:

How did you feel on your first day at work???

Everyone here is looking at me like I'm some freak show!!!!

I'm scared!!!

Don't be scared... JUST... Stare right back and without blinking say it out loud: “WHAT ‘CHU LOOKING AT, BIATCH!”

or maybe just say "hi mi name is.... and I am new" blah blah blah... strike up a conversation.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

How did you feel on your first day at work???

Everyone here is looking at me like I'm some freak show!!!!

I'm scared!!!

It's not the "first day" syndrome.
It's you.

They'll look at you the same way today, tomorrow, and 10 years from now.

De nada.

Please refer to the "first impression of MJ" thread.

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

THE "NEW" GIRL!!!!! (or guy for you GUYS)