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McOSIRIS wrote:


hmmmm..... Lesbians with mayonnaise......





 


I think you meant Artichokes.....


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


..Lesbians with artichokes.



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Chale Tanga wrote:



luna chiquitita wrote:


LESBIAN!


hey luna i got something for you.... I think you might like it...




Ready?





















 


I thought u where going to give her this one


 



 


X@vier


 



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hmmmm..... Lesbians with mayonnaise......


 


I love it!!!!!!



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luna chiquitita wrote:


LESBIAN!


hey luna i got something for you.... I think you might like it...




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ohhh shiiiit, sum1 in this thread probably scored 10 out of 12, i'm not gonna say his name but McO, r u ****ing gay?! lolllll



My thoughts exactly... and I don't even know him all that well...


 


Seriously, though, most of you foro people strike me, all kidding aside, as a very gay-bashing bunch. I wonder how open you would be if there were gay foro members, like openly, flamboyant gay, at a gathering. Would you guys be accepting? Or would he/she be the butt of all jokes?






Nope i have no problems with Homosexual ppl! MY God father is the most flamboyant gay man around many of you know him! or have seen him! But nope no problems and Lesbians im cool with them too have met many ppl thur my godfather and there the most honest ppl around!


I have always said if i ever open up a club/bar or restaurant my clientel will be HOMOSEXUAL why cuz they love the good life and can afford to spend spend spend!


I went a few years back with my ex boss and a bunch of coworkers to a Club on church a gay club and omg i had the best time ever!! i mean these guys bought us drinks and danced with us! and i guess cuz they were gay we felt so comfortable that we were just going crazy they were awsome!


 



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YOU TWO speak a different language altogether… you (both) must come from a different planet… MARRY EACH OTHER!




 Pffft, you're just jealous cause WE are multi-lingual!!

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The truth of the matter is that however many times we go around the subject, it doesn't matter at the end, because one or more will always say something else, and some might even agree with what was said at the beginning. Although, in some occasions, we might look back and realize that we were wrong altogether, without even thinking that others could have been seriously affected by acts that weren't proper at the time, but seemed like the right thing to do according to some.


Now if you could please tell me what i said, I would really appreciate it.







Oh, i get you! So what you posted before, might have been something you thought was right at the moment and without thinking, you that was right at the time. But now you have come to realize what you posted in the past, was actually something that you don't agree with anymore and what other people have posted made you think and change your mind. So now you have a different opinion and you hope that you didn't hurt anyone in your prior post because that's not what you feel anymore, since you weren't actually thinking at the timel!


See, i totally get you





YOU TWO speak a different language altogether… you (both) must come from a different planet… MARRY EACH OTHER!



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Daeveed wrote:



The truth of the matter is that however many times we go around the subject, it doesn't matter at the end, because one or more will always say something else, and some might even agree with what was said at the beginning. Although, in some occasions, we might look back and realize that we were wrong altogether, without even thinking that others could have been seriously affected by acts that weren't proper at the time, but seemed like the right thing to do according to some.


Now if you could please tell me what i said, I would really appreciate it.






Oh, i get you! So what you posted before, might have been something you thought was right at the moment and without thinking, you that was right at the time. But now you have come to realize what you posted in the past, was actually something that you don't agree with anymore and what other people have posted made you think and change your mind. So now you have a different opinion and you hope that you didn't hurt anyone in your prior post because that's not what you feel anymore, since you weren't actually thinking at the timel!


See, i totally get you



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Daeveed wrote:


The truth of the matter is that however many times we go around the subject, it doesn't matter at the end, because one or more will always say something else, and some might even agree with what was said at the beginning. Although, in some occasions, we might look back and realize that we were wrong altogether, without even thinking that others could have been seriously affected by acts that weren't proper at the time, but seemed like the right thing to do according to some. Now if you could please tell me what i said, I would really appreciate it.


the fact that Nasdaq is down 2 points, according to the MSNBC, is quite a shocking for the southamerican penaut market, which have been taking a hard pounding after the allegations that president Chavez had been having an affair with president Bachelet...

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Daeveed wrote:



The truth of the matter is that however many times we go around the subject, it doesn't matter at the end, because one or more will always say something else, and some might even agree with what was said at the beginning. Although, in some occasions, we might look back and realize that we were wrong altogether, without even thinking that others could have been seriously affected by acts that weren't proper at the time, but seemed like the right thing to do according to some.


Now if you could please tell me what i said, I would really appreciate it.







I THNK U SD DAT U HAV ISSUES AND U R CONSIDERING BECOMING GAY!!!


JKS...LOL...





Yeah he was sounding like he was talking “GAY” – like a confused MFer!




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Daeveed wrote:



The truth of the matter is that however many times we go around the subject, it doesn't matter at the end, because one or more will always say something else, and some might even agree with what was said at the beginning. Although, in some occasions, we might look back and realize that we were wrong altogether, without even thinking that others could have been seriously affected by acts that weren't proper at the time, but seemed like the right thing to do according to some.


Now if you could please tell me what i said, I would really appreciate it.






I THNK U SD DAT U HAV ISSUES AND U R CONSIDERING BECOMING GAY!!!


JKS...LOL...



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The truth of the matter is that however many times we go around the subject, it doesn't matter at the end, because one or more will always say something else, and some might even agree with what was said at the beginning. Although, in some occasions, we might look back and realize that we were wrong altogether, without even thinking that others could have been seriously affected by acts that weren't proper at the time, but seemed like the right thing to do according to some.


Now if you could please tell me what i said, I would really appreciate it.



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Marky Mark wrote:


Quick someone translate this thread for me so I can make fun of Dogo.





Once upon a time I USED to be anti-gay almost to the point of being homophobic…


Then my work group/team/section was transferred to work directly and next to a group that is made up of a lot – maybe majority (of the new bigger group) – homosexual people… both gay and lesbians.  At first it was uncomfortable and some of us felt uneasy… but then you lean to work with them and since they know you’re straight, they won’t come after your behind… it’s alright…  If Dogo (why him?…I don’t know, EVERYONE picks on him, so why can’t I?) came out and said he was gay, I would still chat with him and treat him the same way … as long as he don’t want a piece of my “bone”.  



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I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GAY PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON'T COME NEAR ME. I DON'T KNOW ANY AND I DO GO TO CONVENTO RICO CAUSE DA LADIES CELEBRATING THEIR B-DAYS AND BACHELORETTE PARTIES ARE HOT!!!!

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TV Buff wrote:


Seriously, though, most of you foro people strike me, all kidding aside, as a very gay-bashing bunch. I wonder how open you would be if there were gay foro members, like openly, flamboyant gay, at a gathering. Would you guys be accepting? Or would he/she be the butt of all jokes?


 Not me! I have the gayest friends in T.O. Did i mention that i was at El COnvento Rico this past weekend and there was this one performer who had some killer legs. Man, i was so jealous of his legs! Must be all that workout and surgeries

-- Edited by BELLINI at 10:41, 2006-09-27

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TV Buff wrote:

Hugo wrote:


ohhh shiiiit, sum1 in this thread probably scored 10 out of 12, i'm not gonna say his name but McO, r u ****ing gay?! lolllll



My thoughts exactly... and I don't even know him all that well...


 


Seriously, though, most of you foro people strike me, all kidding aside, as a very gay-bashing bunch. I wonder how open you would be if there were gay foro members, like openly, flamboyant gay, at a gathering. Would you guys be accepting? Or would he/she be the butt of all jokes?





Those are the best kind!, they always make me laugh with their overly feminine mannerisms. And, if you want a 110% honest answer to anything, you will get it better from them.

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Quick someone translate this thread for me so I can make fun of Dogo.



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Buffy said "BUTT"  was that PUN intended?


well... for someone who has several gay friends, I can honestly say that there would be no gay bashing on my part.  hmmm... maybe next time there is a foro gathering, I'll bring one of my flamboyantly gay friends..   (Chale notwithstanding)



-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 11:18, 2006-09-26

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Hugo wrote:


ohhh shiiiit, sum1 in this thread probably scored 10 out of 12, i'm not gonna say his name but McO, r u ****ing gay?! lolllll



My thoughts exactly... and I don't even know him all that well...


 


Seriously, though, most of you foro people strike me, all kidding aside, as a very gay-bashing bunch. I wonder how open you would be if there were gay foro members, like openly, flamboyant gay, at a gathering. Would you guys be accepting? Or would he/she be the butt of all jokes?



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Chale Tanga wrote:


LMAO


I am proud to say that I am not a gay



LESBIAN!

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salto lejos el mani....

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not that there's anything wrong with that lol

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ohhh shiiiit, sum1 in this thread probably scored 10 out of 12, i'm not gonna say his name but McO, r u ****ing gay?! lolllll

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SÍNTOMA: Tener un gato.
NIVEL GAY: Sólo un homosexual consumado tendría un gato.
OBSERVACIONES: Un gato es como un perro pero en versión maricón, se lava con su propia lengua, come pescado y nunca se emborracha. Es decir que el hombre que vive solo con un gato en su casa, vive en una profunda relación gay. Sólo fíjense: A un perro se le llama con dignidad masculina, "Perro cabrón, venga para acá" o "váyase pinche perro", pero a un gato... "Bsss-bsss-bsss, kiti kiti kiti, ven bonito, tan lindo mi gatito".


 


poor Miguel....


 







LMAO LMAO!!! yeah poor mige!!!! lmao oh wait hows ur pussy?? cat?? doing??



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SÍNTOMA: Tener un gato.
NIVEL GAY: Sólo un homosexual consumado tendría un gato.
OBSERVACIONES: Un gato es como un perro pero en versión maricón, se lava con su propia lengua, come pescado y nunca se emborracha. Es decir que el hombre que vive solo con un gato en su casa, vive en una profunda relación gay. Sólo fíjense: A un perro se le llama con dignidad masculina, "Perro cabrón, venga para acá" o "váyase pinche perro", pero a un gato... "Bsss-bsss-bsss, kiti kiti kiti, ven bonito, tan lindo mi gatito".


 


poor Miguel....


 







Forget Miguel... I say poor "cute guy w/ cat" ... there goes the pros and cons list ....



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LMAO


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SÍNTOMA: Tener un gato.
NIVEL GAY: Sólo un homosexual consumado tendría un gato.
OBSERVACIONES: Un gato es como un perro pero en versión maricón, se lava con su propia lengua, come pescado y nunca se emborracha. Es decir que el hombre que vive solo con un gato en su casa, vive en una profunda relación gay. Sólo fíjense: A un perro se le llama con dignidad masculina, "Perro cabrón, venga para acá" o "váyase pinche perro", pero a un gato... "Bsss-bsss-bsss, kiti kiti kiti, ven bonito, tan lindo mi gatito".


 


poor Miguel....


 




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I got this as an email and I had to repost it cause it was too funny:








¿CÓMO SABER SI ALGUIEN PRESENTA SÍNTOMAS GAY?

SÍNTOMA: Llegar a los treinta años y no tener panza.
NIVEL GAY: Seguro que es gay.
OBSERVACIONES: No se diga más.



SÍNTOMA: Chupar paletas.
NIVEL GAY: ¡Mariconada!
OBSERVACIONES: Las únicas cosas que un hombre de verdad puede chupar es precisamente esa parte de las mujeres que se están imaginando.



SÍNTOMA: Tener un gato.
NIVEL GAY: Sólo un homosexual consumado tendría un gato.
OBSERVACIONES: Un gato es como un perro pero en versión maricón, se lava con su propia lengua, come pescado y nunca se emborracha. Es decir que el hombre que vive solo con un gato en su casa, vive en una profunda relación gay. Sólo fíjense: A un perro se le llama con dignidad masculina, "Perro cabrón, venga para acá" o "váyase pinche perro", pero a un gato... "Bsss-bsss-bsss, kiti kiti kiti, ven bonito, tan lindo mi gatito".



SÍNTOMA: No ir de caza o de pesca porque no hay baño
NIVEL GAY: ¡Puto!
OBSERVACIONES: Un verdadero hombre caga donde sea.


SÍNTOMA: Pedir café descafeinado, café con leche descremada o cosa similares
NIVEL GAY: Maricón
OBSERVACIONES: Café es café, debe ser fuerte... ¡es masculino! Las únicas cosas que se le pueden añadir al café son coñac y whisky, todo lo demás es cosa de nenas.

SÍNTOMA: Saber el nombre de más de cuatro pasteles
NIVEL GAY: ¡Puto!
OBSERVACIONES: Un hombre sólo conoce lo suficiente para desayunar en el bar. Dónde se ha visto que un verdadero hombre entre en un bar y diga "disculpe, me podría poner dos porciones de " lemon pie" y una de "brownies". con 20 equipos en primera división y 25 jugadores en cada uno... a quién le queda sitio en la memoria para recordar los nombres de los pasteles.



SÍNTOMA: Conducir con las dos manos
NIVEL GAY: Es muy gay. ¡Putito!
OBSERVACIONES: Si los "cowboys" consiguen lazar a los toros con una sola mano... por qué un hombre precisa de dos manos para agarrar el volante. Las dos manos al volante sólo en dos momentos:
rebasar o tocar bocina, el resto la mano derecha debe estar libre para poder sintonizar la radio, hablar por teléfono fumar, comer un sándwich, y agarrar la cerveza.



SÍNTOMA: Le encanta bailar
NIVEL GAY: ¡Maricón!
OBSERVACIONES: Los hombres sólo bailan por necesidad de arrimarse a una morra, pero de ahí a que les encante...



SÍNTOMA: Conocer los nombres de actores y actrices de moda y en qué películas o novelas actuaron
NIVEL GAY: Es de nenas
OBSERVACIONES: Un hombre de verdad sólo se acuerda que a ese tipo lo vio en otra película cortando cabezas con una espada en cada mano.


SÍNTOMA: Se fija qué bien o qué mal se viste una mujer y puede recordar de qué color era su vestido.
NIVEL GAY: ¡Joooootooo!
OBSERVACIONES: Un hombre sólo recuerda que buena estaba.


SÍNTOMA: Revisar la fecha de caducidad en los productos.
NIVEL GAY: ¡Joto, Joto y recontra Joto!
OBSERVACIONES: ¡Hágase hombre no sea Joto! Un hombre de a deveras es inmune a los productos caducos.


SÍNTOMA: Recibe y reenvía e-mails que hablan de la amistad, el amor, la ternura y otras porquerías que para colmo están ilustrados con fotos de niños, flores angelitos o perros, y al final te amenaza que si no lo haces te va a pasar algo terrible.
NIVEL GAY: ¡PUTO ENFERMO!
OBSERVACIONES: Un verdadero hombre se rie en la cara el amor, la ternura y otras mariconerias y jamas reenviaria tal cosa!

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