On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wifemow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied...
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
I know gay marriage is now legal in Canada; but I would have never suspected you kicked it that way - peormente imaginarme que ERES CASADA CON UNA MUJER!!!
the term "mowing the lawan" just makes me
YOU ARE? WOW... que bien escondido lo tienes!
P.S. HAPPY BDAY AGAIN!!
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied...
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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