FART FOOTBALL
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> An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
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> When the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
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> His wife rolls over and says "What in the world was that?"
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> The old man replied "It's fart football."
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> A few minutes later the old woman lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
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> About 5 minutes later the old man lets another one go and says
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> "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
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> Not to be outdone the woman rips out another one and says
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> "Touchdown, tie score."
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> Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says
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> "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
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> He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
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> Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got
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> And accidentally poops in the bed.
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> The wife says "What the hell was that?"
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> The old man says "Half time, switch sides."
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