Little Johnny's Good Manners! During class, a teacher asked the boys the
following question: "If you were on a date having dinner with a nice younglady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the restroom?" A boy named Michael raised his hand first and said, "I would tell her, justa minute, I have to go pee really quick, I'll be right back!" "That would bevery rude and impolite," the teacher responded. Next a boy named Peter raised his hand and said, "Excuse me, but I reallyneed to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it'sstill not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table," repliedthe teacher. Then, little Johnny raised his hand and said, "I would say darling, may Iplease be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dearfriend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner!" The teacher fainted.
following question: "If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the restroom?"
A boy named Michael raised his hand first and said, "I would tell her, just
a minute, I have to go pee really quick, I'll be right back!" "That would be
very rude and impolite," the teacher responded.
Next a boy named Peter raised his hand and said, "Excuse me, but I really
need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's
still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table," replied
the teacher.
Then, little Johnny raised his hand and said, "I would say darling, may I
please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner!"
The teacher fainted.