Can you cry under water? No you will choke when trying to catch ur breath between dry heaves...
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? hmm... good question, someone ppl kill Paris Hilton and let's find out
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Taxes Where's that extra penny going to? Stephen Harper's summer home
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? No 'cause everyone knows that angels only wear white frocks
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 'Cause Guido couldn't figure out how to close a round box
What disease did cured ham actually have? hmmm cured ham... MAD PIG?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Now who actually knows when the wheels on a luggage was actually invented?! NOW COME ONE!
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 'Cause when babies do sleep, they sleep peacefully... DUH!
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes... NEXT!
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 'cause they're two different things silly *rolls eyes*
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 'cause its the things far away that you can't see when you're down on the ground - these questions are stupid
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Yah but that just becomes voyerism if they stay
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? hmm... i really dont know. For the same reason one say HAIR for the scalp and HAIRS for the nether region.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Some people use it to make bread crumbs!
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Obviously 'cause someone cared!
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Yup, i dont see why not.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 'Cause he wanted to live the rest of his days with Ginger and Marianne
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 'cause Goofy learned how to speak english
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 'Cause the chase is always better than the catch! Stupid men!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Spoiled diapers! Honestly, who things of these questions?!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Only a moron with morals would know that!
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? No
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? For the same reason I'm trying to reply to all of these stupid questions - GAWD I need a life!
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? A-BUH!
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? If your mama doesn't enjoy your stank breath, what makes you think your dog would?
Why did you give me your e-mail address in the first place?I didn't HA!
HOLY ****ING QUESTIONS MAN!!! They were endless!!!
Now the real question is... WTF did Luna waste her time and reply to all the damn questions... oh easy.. .'cause she was trying to kill time!
Only a moron with morals would know that!
