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Jaime Cruz wrote:


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion

3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54.
Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food





SOMETIMES you can replace ALL OF THE ABOVE by just: giving her your paycheque and tell her to go shopping!!!



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sometimes, its wears me out SO MUCH to "find a woman" to make happy that the brain is just plain dead and THEN we appear to be insensitive and all those things.

or something like that....



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OMG!! I'm happy with chocolate ummmmmm yummy yummy ... and some gummie bears ...




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LoL funny n so true LoL

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Colombiana4Life wrote:



 Julie wrote:


Colombiana4Life wrote:


excaliber wrote:


ok now your just trying to start rumours


Its not a rumour, Im simply stating the facts.  No te hagas



Se me cayeron los cereales !!!!!!!!


Psssssssst, pssssssst, Colo, share the stories



Not here girl, he will just deny, deny, deny.  You will be updated though.  LMAO



Ok, no problem, let's hook up for a coffee or something this week

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Julie wrote:



Colombiana4Life wrote:


excaliber wrote:


ok now your just trying to start rumours


Its not a rumour, Im simply stating the facts.  No te hagas




 


Se me cayeron los cereales !!!!!!!!


 


Psssssssst, pssssssst, Colo, share the stories




Not here girl, he will just deny, deny, deny.  You will be updated though.  LMAO

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Colombiana4Life wrote:


excaliber wrote:


ok now your just trying to start rumours


Its not a rumour, Im simply stating the facts.  No te hagas




 


Se me cayeron los cereales !!!!!!!!


 


Psssssssst, pssssssst, Colo, share the stories



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excaliber wrote:


ok now your just trying to start rumours


Its not a rumour, Im simply stating the facts.  No te hagas

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ok now your just trying to start rumours

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excaliber wrote:



Colombiana4Life wrote:



Jaime Cruz wrote:


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion

3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate





It is also VERY, VERY important that none of these men know each other.



i dont know anyone so im in for this ,just make sure none of the other men show up on my time or it may get nasty     



Oh yea, i've seen how nasty you can get. LOL

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Colombiana4Life wrote:



Jaime Cruz wrote:


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion

3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate





It is also VERY, VERY important that none of these men know each other.



i dont know anyone so im in for this ,just make sure none of the other men show up on my time or it may get nasty     

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Colombiana4Life wrote:


It is also VERY, VERY important that none of these men know each other.




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Jaime Cruz wrote:


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion

3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate





It is also VERY, VERY important that none of these men know each other.

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ill stick to bacilando thank you ;p...

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see fellas, its not THAT difficult to make us happy.... we women are simple creatures

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The simplicity of life…I love it. Women on the other hand



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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion

3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54.
Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

















HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food



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