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Jaime Cruz wrote:


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21. Blast reggaeton in your car with the windows rolled down


lol oh please!!! dont be ridiculous


its been done many times that even the indos in my area start bobing their heads




Which mental heatlh clinic do you reside in?



el clinic de los que perrrrean y sandugean hasta las 15


but slap on some crunk hiphop..."get me out of the car plz!!!!!!" lol



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Jaime Cruz wrote:


Danny416 wrote:


Jaime Cruz wrote:

21. Blast reggaeton in your car with the windows rolled down


lol oh please!!! dont be ridiculous


its been done many times that even the indos in my area start bobing their heads



Which mental heatlh clinic do you reside in?


 

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Danny416 wrote:


Jaime Cruz wrote:

21. Blast reggaeton in your car with the windows rolled down


lol oh please!!! dont be ridiculous


its been done many times that even the indos in my area start bobing their heads



Which mental heatlh clinic do you reside in?


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Jaime Cruz wrote:

21. Blast reggaeton in your car with the windows rolled down


lol oh please!!! dont be ridiculous


its been done many times that even the indos in my area start bobing their heads



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Jaime Cruz wrote:

21. Blast reggaeton in your car with the windows rolled down

 HAHAHAHA! You might get a picture for this comment!

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21. Blast reggaeton in your car with the windows rolled down

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Jaime Cruz wrote:


Got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny.
I get the feeling Daeveed practices some of these tips


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on

and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,

Ask If They Want Fries with that.



4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."



5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch to Espresso.



6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"



7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."



8. Don t use any punctuation



9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.



10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."



12. Sing Along At The Opera



13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme



14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And

Play tropical Sounds All Day.



15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.



16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.


17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"



18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The

Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,

We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."



20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.




 


 


I GOT THIS 1 BEFORE LoL THEY ARE SO FUNNY I WANT 2 DO A FEW OF THEM LoL



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I'm going to use the following at lunch


10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."



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DON CHELO wrote:

 U FORGOT ONE!!!GO TO THE CN TOWER AND START JUMPING HARD ON THE GLASS FLOOR SCREAMING I WANT TO DIE. ONLY TO BE DONE WHEN MORE PEOPLE ARE STANDING ON IT. LOL... JEEZ, DA MEMORIES!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I used to do that when I worked @ the restaurant!!!!


what a way of killing my break time... 



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LMAO!!! I'm going to use #4 at work!!!

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  U FORGOT ONE!!!


GO TO THE CN TOWER AND START JUMPING HARD ON THE GLASS FLOOR SCREAMING I WANT TO DIE. ONLY TO BE DONE WHEN MORE PEOPLE ARE STANDING ON IT. LOL...


JEEZ, DA MEMORIES!!!



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Very funny!

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Got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny.
I get the feeling Daeveed practices some of these tips


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on

and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,

Ask If They Want Fries with that.



4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."



5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch to Espresso.



6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"



7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."



8. Don t use any punctuation



9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.



10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."



12. Sing Along At The Opera



13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme



14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And

Play tropical Sounds All Day.



15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.



16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.


17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"



18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The

Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,

We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."



20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.



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