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NeNa wrote:


How do u know it's a spider???? it could be one of those bed bugs..!!!



the pattern of the blister in a bed bug bite is different...


 


@Shei:



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Ohhhh jajajajja oki.. (qué ocurrencias!!)


Bueno.. si eso te lo mejora... hacele caso al brujo!

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McO wrote: "the doctor told me I need lots of kisses in the affected area.... " Ohhhhhhhh qué clase de Doc es ese??? mmmmmm no suena muy clínico.. LOL


no me alcanzo la plata para ir al Dr. asi que tuve que ir a un medico brujo....

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How do u know it's a spider????  


it could be one of those bed bugs..!!!



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McO wrote: "the doctor told me I need lots of kisses in the affected area.... "





Ohhhhhhhh qué clase de Doc es ese??? mmmmmm no suena muy clínico.. LOL

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PRECIOSA wrote:


OH "SWEET PEA" I JUST HEARD... MY CONDOLENCES.... I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME...



the doctor told me I need lots of kisses in the affected area....


I also need you to "suck" the venom....



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 12:40, 2006-08-29

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Colombiana4Life wrote:


So when I see you hanging outside my work window, I will know why.  HAve the spidey senses kicked in yet???


I hope I get super strength or something cool like that.... but for now all I have is a big a$$ blister and itchiness....




OH "SWEET PEA" I JUST HEARD...


MY CONDOLENCES....


I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME...



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So when I see you hanging outside my work window, I will know why.  HAve the spidey senses kicked in yet???


I hope I get super strength or something cool like that.... but for now all I have is a big a$$ blister and itchiness....

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SPIDERS ARE DEMONS. 


No they`re not, they`re actually considered good luck.  I usually dont step on them or anything.  I will pick them up and throw them outside or something.  I dont mind them.



You can be my new hero!!!! 




Just call on me, i wear a cape and all.  LOL


@Julie - viudas negras and tarantulas I dont mind, but I dont think i would pick those up or anything, im not that brave.


@Jaime - u are cruel.  I am calling Animal Protection Services as we speak



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Can't stand spiders either :aah:. I usually step on them or put hair stray on them.


 



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Motown Junkie wrote:


SPIDERS ARE DEMONS. 


No they`re not, they`re actually considered good luck.  I usually dont step on them or anything.  I will pick them up and throw them outside or something.  I dont mind them.



You can be my new hero!!!! 

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Colombiana4Life wrote:


Motown Junkie wrote:


SPIDERS ARE DEMONS. 


No they`re not, they`re actually considered good luck.  I usually dont step on them or anything.  I will pick them up and throw them outside or something.  I dont mind them.



Even las viudas negras y tarantulas ?

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SPIDERS ARE DEMONS. 


No they`re not, they`re actually considered good luck.  I usually dont step on them or anything.  I will pick them up and throw them outside or something.  I dont mind them.

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SPIDERS ARE DEMONS. 

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Yersterday I was at the office when my upper right arm started to itch like crazy, when I looked I had a huge pink patch… at first I thought I was having the hives or some kind of allergic reaction to something I ate…. So I packed muh $hit and went home…


 


At home I took a shower and when I looked at the patch and I noticed 2 tiny little red dots next to each other right in the middle of the affected area… I new it wasn’t a crocodile’s bite cuz my arm was still attached to muh shoulder… it wasn’t a love bite, cuz I haven’t seen my buttercup since the Jumbo empanadas gathering , so the only thing capable to bite like that is a spider….


 


Ladies and Gentlemen (and Mimi) for the first time in my life I have been bitten by a spider… and I know it wasn’t a black widow or something like that cuz I’m still standing…


 


I hate fakkin spiders…


 


 


@Shei: gracias por los besitos, pero todavia me pica el brazo…



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 10:19, 2006-08-29



So when I see you hanging outside my work window, I will know why.  HAve the spidey senses kicked in yet???

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X4v13r wrote:


bro are u sure is not a bed bug?

this is from bed bugs

X@vier



nop... this is a 10cm in diameter pink patch and I can see the two fangs in the middle...

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bro are u sure is not a bed bug?

this is from bed bugs



X@vier


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McOsiris wrote: "it wasn’t a love bite" mmmmmmmm yo no se eh!!... me decias que estabas solo..pero no se.. qué hicisite en tu siesta??? LOL Mc.. awww de nada.. fue un placer! jaja de verdad espero que estés muuuuuuuuuucho mejor!!





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McOsiris wrote: "it wasn’t a love bite"




mmmmmmmm yo no se eh!!... me decias que estabas solo..pero no se.. qué hicisite en tu siesta??? LOL



Mc.. awww de nada.. fue un placer! jaja



de verdad espero que estés muuuuuuuuuucho mejor!!

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Dogo wrote:


I hate fakking spiders too!!!
They are waaay too small!!.... goats on the other hand...






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I hate fakkin spiders…


 


 






I hate fakking spiders too!!!
They are waaay too small!!.... goats on the other hand...







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I hate fakkin spiders…


 


 






I hate fakking spiders too!!!
They are waaay too small!!.... goats on the other hand...



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Yersterday I was at the office when my upper right arm started to itch like crazy, when I looked I had a huge pink patch… at first I thought I was having the hives or some kind of allergic reaction to something I ate…. So I packed muh $hit and went home…


 


At home I took a shower and when I looked at the patch and I noticed 2 tiny little red dots next to each other right in the middle of the affected area… I new it wasn’t a crocodile’s bite cuz my arm was still attached to muh shoulder… it wasn’t a love bite, cuz I haven’t seen my buttercup since the Jumbo empanadas gathering , so the only thing capable to bite like that is a spider….


 


Ladies and Gentlemen (and Mimi) for the first time in my life I have been bitten by a spider… and I know it wasn’t a black widow or something like that cuz I’m still standing…


 


I hate fakkin spiders…


 


 


@Shei: gracias por los besitos, pero todavia me pica el brazo…



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 10:19, 2006-08-29

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