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BLONDE COOKBOOK!

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I
made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs
separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan
me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't
dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend
home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe
said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It
seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I
can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I
tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay
on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom
asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this
recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as
when I left.

SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and
brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for
Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting
to ten.

SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted
to serve roast but all I had was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
hamburger in the oven and set the controls for
roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very
exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise
him with chocolate moose.



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