Your friend should invite this guy to her house, and make him feel comfortable by bringing him a Philly Cheesteak sandwich accompained by his favourite lager. After that, she should proceed to unbutton her blouse while dancing to the beat of "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley; she should finish unbuttoning the last button exactly when the boy takes the last bite of his sandwich. Next step is to skip around the house holding hands, and singing "the song that never ends", continue as necessary, until sweat is prominent on his and her cracks. At this point your friend and her boy must go for a walk around the block wearing identical pieces of clothing, preferrably skirts and tubetops. Upon returning home, she must once, and nothing more than once, introduce her index finger into his anus. After completing this task, he will inevitably start to vomit the sandwich and beer. Make sure he's away from the carpet. She must now prepare him a coffee and sit down on a table with him, and discuss openly about the way she feels.
jajajajajajaja.................... u made my day man............jajajajajajajajaja
ahora puedo morir en paz.. o he leido todo.. creo????.......lol.........
Lei todos sus post y la verdad estan muy interesantes, creo que he sacado una gran conclusion , en primer lugar tienen q conocerse bien conversar, salir, compartir etc, y ver si en realidad hay onda o se atraen, y ahy recien ver si hay un interes mas serio como un romance, y mi amiga deberia jugarsela y como dicen por ahi.
Algunas veces se pierde y otras se ganan, pero son las experiencias las que nos dejan una enseñanza..
Saludos a Todos, Besos!!
PD. daeveed. jajajaja estas loco tu. es lo que te gustaria que te hagan eh! (stas pasando el dato) jejejeje
ella deberia agarrarlo y darle un beso y si el loko no se cae de esplada ke lo mande a la punta del cerro... lol.....
hablando en serio .... tu amiga deberia ke decirle lo ke siente el loko.... y yo deberia seguir mi propio consejo jajajajaa... tata
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*~Live as though heaven is on earth. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Dance as though no one is watching you. Sing as though no one can hear you~*
Julie wrote: Pelon` wrote: heyyyyyy, its nicaraguan slang... ya ni que fuera argentino Ok, Pelon' is there any web site for Nicaraguense, tipycal expressions/slang ? because there is one for Mexi-Arg. and believe me it helps
Como tu amiga te pide consejos y todavia anda q le gusta el chico. Dile q se anime y q le hable para q formen una sita . Si tu miras que el chico le habla un dia y luego se hace el loco q ni la conoce. Ya sabes que tenes tu consensia limpia y a la vez la consejaste la mejor forma que pudiste. La gente hoy dia quiere aprender de si mismo q nadie le diga nada. Suerte
Your friend should invite this guy to her house, and make him feel comfortable by bringing him a Philly Cheesteak sandwich accompained by his favourite lager. After that, she should proceed to unbutton her blouse while dancing to the beat of "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley; she should finish unbuttoning the last button exactly when the boy takes the last bite of his sandwich. Next step is to skip around the house holding hands, and singing "the song that never ends", continue as necessary, until sweat is prominent on his and her cracks. At this point your friend and her boy must go for a walk around the block wearing identical pieces of clothing, preferrably skirts and tubetops. Upon returning home, she must once, and nothing more than once, introduce her index finger into his anus. After completing this task, he will inevitably start to vomit the sandwich and beer. Make sure he's away from the carpet. She must now prepare him a coffee and sit down on a table with him, and discuss openly about the way she feels.
Tengo un amiga, que le gusta mucho un chico, pero este chico es muy indesiso, un dia le dice muchas cosas linda y amorosas y el otro dia ni la habla, y tambien habla mucho osea que el es un buen chico y y que jamas le haria daño a una woman y cosas asi, pero sus acciones dicen lo contrario..
Esta frente a un chico de plastico? que simplemente le gusta quedar bien con TODAS las chicas? o que?
ustedes que opinan,
Los chicos son asi porque han sufrido desiluciones amorosas y no se quieren comprometer y solo pasarla bien? o porque son inmaduros? (estamos hablando de un chiko de edad entre 23 a 26 años) yo la verdad es q no se que hacer, mi amiga me pide consejos, le gusta muchisimo pero tambien teme que le lastime, no entiendo a este chico.
post, post! que dicen se la juega por el o no? chicas y chicos opinen! plis
... pero bueno que se la juegue I think ...
ya ni que fuera argentino 
Ok, Pelon' is there any web site for Nicaraguense, tipycal expressions/slang ? because there is one for Mexi-Arg. and believe me it helps 
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
. Si tu miras que el chico le habla un dia y luego se hace el loco q ni la conoce. Ya sabes que tenes tu consensia limpia y a la vez la consejaste la mejor forma que pudiste. La gente hoy dia quiere aprender de si mismo q nadie le diga nada. Suerte 
