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I raped a cat because I'm a beast! ...huh?...lol

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Dogo wrote:

I'm going to wait till I wear a black shirt to reply to this thread

let me guess.... youre wearing "other" colour right now?





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I'm going to wait till I wear a black shirt to reply to this thread

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PRECIOSA wrote:


I LICKED AN OVERWEIGHT ASIAN MAN BECAUSE I HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL "DICK"...




LMAO
This is by far my favorite!!!! LMAO!



mine is:

I smoked a black pornostar because Im a gangster like that.







Phew... least I didnt lick a fat asian man!


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I made out with a drug dealer because I love marijuana


 


 


Well, I guess it was a whole win win situation



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riiiiiight all of a sudden everyone is wearing black!


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I licked the burger king guy because i'm a gangster like that!


hahahaa too funny



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I made out with a hottie Because I have a gigantic penis


lol................ this topics r funny.............



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I licked the Trojan Man because I have a gigantic penis

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Daeveed wrote:


GENIE wrote:


5----I jerked off


02------a bag of weed


White--- because i love marijuana




 


hahahahaha!!! you must REALLY love weed!!!





lmao lmao



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GENIE wrote:


5----I jerked off


02------a bag of weed


White--- because i love marijuana




 


hahahahaha!!! you must REALLY love weed!!!



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HA!!!  This is awesome!! 


I made out with a drug dealer because I love marijuana!!!! 


@Lahtina:  I read something the other day about Paris Hilton claiming that she's only had sex with two guys but has kissed several, thus, her proclamation of celibacy for the next year.


Thank you People magazine. 



-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 16:31, 2006-08-09

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X4v13r wrote:


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Black----Because I have a gigantic penis



WTF did u just get it? X@vier


Kinda.




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5----I jerked off


02------a bag of weed


White--- because i love marijuana



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I smoked a drug dealer, because I'm a beast.

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PRECIOSA wrote:

I LICKED AN OVERWEIGHT ASIAN MAN BECAUSE I HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL "DICK"...


 



What have I done!!!!!!!


I knew u weren't poking my tummy with ur finger..... 





SORRY...



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PRINCESSA wrote:

6----I made out with


12------the burger king guy


Black----Because I have a gigantic penis








WTF did u just get it?

X@vier


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6----I made out with


12------the burger king guy


Black----Because I have a gigantic penis







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PRECIOSA wrote:

I LICKED AN OVERWEIGHT ASIAN MAN BECAUSE I HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL "DICK"...


 



What have I done!!!!!!!


I knew u weren't poking my tummy with ur finger..... 



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TV Buff wrote:

I stabbed a toothbrush because I love giving ... let's just say I'm wearing a pink shirt... :)


 


YEAH BABY!!!!




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I LICKED AN OVERWEIGHT ASIAN MAN BECAUSE I HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL "DICK"...




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luna chiquitita wrote:

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I licked a black pornostar, because i have an extremely small dick

OMG this is priceless ...

I should start wearing black

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Lahtina wrote:

:cryin: NOooooooooo!! I refuse to post mine. but you should all be jealous of my man-strapon-hood.


P.S. I ****ed Paris Hilton but... c'mon, who hasn't?



 Are you wearing black?





No.



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I stabbed a toothbrush because I love giving ... let's just say I'm wearing a pink shirt... :)

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Gastone wrote:

I licked a black pornostar, because i have an extremely small dick

OMG this is priceless ...

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I ****ed a french guy because I love marijuana.... hmm..

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Lahtina wrote:


:cryin: NOooooooooo!! I refuse to post mine. but you should all be jealous of my man-strapon-hood.


P.S. I ****ed Paris Hilton but... c'mon, who hasn't?




 


Are you wearing black?



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@Gastone: hahhaahahahaha truth hurts!!!



hahaha very funny!

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I made out with a crackhead **** because Im a gangster like that

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:cryin: NOooooooooo!! I refuse to post mine. but you should all be jealous of my man-strapon-hood.


P.S. I ****ed Paris Hilton but... c'mon, who hasn't?



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I killed Paris Hilton because I'm a gansta like that.


 



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@Gastone: hahhaahahahaha truth hurts!!!



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I licked a black pornostar, because i have an extremely small dick

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I smoked a dog because I'm gangsta like that



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I licked a pickle because I have a gigantic penis.




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pick the month you were born

1----I fingered
2----I smoked
3----I raped
4----I killed
5----I jerked off
6----I made out with
7----I licked
8---- I shot
9----I made out with
10---i licked
11---I stabbed
12---I ****ed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------an easter egg
02------a bag of weed
03------a black pornostar
04------a hottie
05------a bisexual
06------a toothbrush
07------Paris Hilton
08------a prostitute
09------a crackhead ****
10------a mexican
11------a cat
12------the burger king guy
13------an overweight Asian man
14------an orange
15------frankie gotti
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a cow
19------A LESBIAN
20------a dog
21------a bottle of vodka
22------a drug dealer
23------a whore
24------a french guy
25------a bottle of henny
26------a jew
27------a homeless guy
28------The Trojan Man
29------a condom
30------a horse
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- because i love marijuana
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a gangster like that
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
yellow-------because i love to get drunk
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray----- because she was fine
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I smoke crack
Other-----because i have an extremely small dick
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
none----Because I'm a BEAST!!!



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