i'm wearing the same pants i wore yesterday. I haven't had time to do my laundry!!
i wish i was filthy (ha!) rich so i could buy new clothes everyday and always have something to wear!
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Love the ending... "Last night, I got really drunk and went for a drive. I came across two people having sex in a car on a well-lit street. Because I am a real voyeur, I stood behind a tree and watched them for nearly an hour, loving every moment of it. I masturbated, of course, and ejaculated on the tree. Sorry, tree."
SON OF A W HORE! YOU C OCKSUCKING A SSGASMATIC FAT W HORE! YOU PIZZA GOBBLIN, CUD CHEWIN, SKANKY A SSED, SCUMSUCKING, TURDHERDING DISGUSTINGLY C UMLICKING W HORE! YOU SIT ON YOUR FAT A SS ALL DAY AND MAKE ME SICK AS SOON AS I SEE YOUR BONE JAWING FACE YOU MAGGOT EATING MOMMA!
"Last night, I got really drunk and went for a drive. I came across two people having sex in a car on a well-lit street. Because I am a real voyeur, I stood behind a tree and watched them for nearly an hour, loving every moment of it. I masturbated, of course, and ejaculated on the tree. Sorry, tree."
"one time me nd my girlfriend were fukking and she was being really loud. my grandmother asked if w could quiet down but i told her to shut the fukk up."
@ Lahtina: I dont know what time of hair you have but....
If your hair is dry, it's a good idea to wash it less frequently. Some people only need to wash their hair once a week - and that's fine. Many people who have curly hair also have dry hair. Curly and dry hair types are usually more fragile than straight hair, so you'll need to be especially careful about using heat styling products. Shampoos made for dry hair and hair conditioners can help.
I have curly/dry hair so I have to be careful with how often I wash it. I generally wash it every other day.
I didn't shampoo my hair today. When I showered I just put on the conditioner. Result: I loooove it! So much body. So now... I've decided I'm not going to shampoo my hair every day. Yeah, you might wanna stay a few feet away from me next time.
Daeveed wrote: This one is awesome! "I was at home alone and I felt horny so I went outside and tried to get my dog to lick my penis but she wouldnt so I fuKked her." Daeveed STOOOOOOOOOOP!! Worst thread ever, worst thread ever!!! UNCLE! UNCLE!
lol I agree!!!
And I wash my hair every 3 days!!!!
-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 16:12, 2006-07-25
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Knock people down at their own expense, they'll take it as a compliment!!!!
how do people come up with this? "I was forced to spend a couple of weeks at my grandfather's farm last summer. It sucked. I missed my girlfriend so much. I was so horny. I was determined to **** something but I was unable to corner the right sheep and the goats were just plain mean so I ****ed a chicken. If you tuck their little feet in your front pockets they can't get away."
This one is awesome! "I was at home alone and I felt horny so I went outside and tried to get my dog to lick my penis but she wouldnt so I fuKked her."
"I was forced to spend a couple of weeks at my grandfather's farm last summer. It sucked. I missed my girlfriend so much. I was so horny. I was determined to **** something but I was unable to corner the right sheep and the goats were just plain mean so I ****ed a chicken. If you tuck their little feet in your front pockets they can't get away."
Daeveed wrote: This one is awesome! "I was at home alone and I felt horny so I went outside and tried to get my dog to lick my penis but she wouldnt so I fuKked her."
at least it was a female dog or that would have been sick....
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
Extracts from notproud.com: "I once put mayonaise on my cock and let the neighbor's dog lick it off until I came." "I'm so lazy that I started my two year degree in 1993 and have 5 classes left" "I hate my girlfriend with a passion, shes a **** and a whore but for some reason I can't break up with her. I hope she gets hit by a bus so I don't have to deal with her anymore."
Some secrets are better are better left unsaid.
@ Luna: but not washing your hair everyday is so eewww. But yes, my hair is very, very dry. I'm gonna see how long I can go without washing it.
"I once put mayonaise on my cock and let the neighbor's dog lick it off until I came."
"I'm so lazy that I started my two year degree in 1993 and have 5 classes left"
"I hate my girlfriend with a passion, shes a **** and a whore but for some reason I can't break up with her. I hope she gets hit by a bus so I don't have to deal with her anymore."
I didn't shampoo my hair today. When I showered I just put on the conditioner. Result: I loooove it! So much body. So now... I've decided I'm not going to shampoo my hair every day. Yeah, you might wanna stay a few feet away from me next time.
Is O.K it all depends on the kind of hair you have I know a friend of mine that does that and she has very curly hair and it is not bad
I didn't shampoo my hair today. When I showered I just put on the conditioner. Result: I loooove it! So much body. So now... I've decided I'm not going to shampoo my hair every day. Yeah, you might wanna stay a few feet away from me next time.
Lahtina.. you're not supposed to shampoo everyday. It strips the hair of its natural moisture. Moving forward, you're making a wise choice.
My confession: I ran out of deodorant this morning so I used baby powder instead. It's WICKED! OOOH.. also a great alternative to the aluminum issue.
I didn't shampoo my hair today. When I showered I just put on the conditioner. Result: I loooove it! So much body. So now... I've decided I'm not going to shampoo my hair every day. Yeah, you might wanna stay a few feet away from me next time.
NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS THREAD AGAIN... EVER! 
Lahtina.. you're not supposed to shampoo everyday. It strips the hair of its natural moisture. Moving forward, you're making a wise choice.
