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Cremated all the way.

All my family wishes are the same.

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El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I dont like this topic   well u didn't have to answer I didnt answer the question, I simply replied I dont like it.  Chistoso   well why did u reply for-- Edited by El Duro at 10:41, 2006-07-26 Dunno?  Bored, sleepy, preocupada   why u worried Check PM please


 


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Colombiana4Life wrote: El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I dont like this topic   well u didn't have to answer I didnt answer the question, I simply replied I dont like it.  Chistoso   well why did u reply for-- Edited by El Duro at 10:41, 2006-07-26 Dunno?  Bored, sleepy, preocupada   why u worried

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El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I dont like this topic   well u didn't have to answer I didnt answer the question, I simply replied I dont like it.  Chistoso   well why did u reply for-- Edited by El Duro at 10:41, 2006-07-26 Dunno?  Bored, sleepy, preocupada


 


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Colombiana4Life wrote: El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I dont like this topic   well u didn't have to answer I didnt answer the question, I simply replied I dont like it.  Chistoso   well why did u reply for-- Edited by El Duro at 10:41, 2006-07-26

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El Duro wrote: well why did u replied for *this is another useless reply*


 


and who asked u


 


 


 


 


 


 




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well why did u replied for

*this is another useless reply*

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El Duro wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I dont like this topic   well u didn't have to answer I didnt answer the question, I simply replied I dont like it.  Chistoso


 


well why did u reply for



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Colombiana4Life wrote: I dont like this topic   well u didn't have to answer

I didnt answer the question, I simply replied I dont like it.  Chistoso

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@Julie: There was a LOT of cow ****


@Guada. Yes, he loved to take naps under that tree, it mad him calm. I've only visited once, because it's in Chile.



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i'd like to be cremated, have my ashes spread under a very big tree and if my body is good when i pass on, i'd like to donate all my organs before being burned.
That what we did with my grandfather.




is the tree in a specific location that was meaninful to him or your family? Do you visit it or sit under it?

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Guadalupana wrote: i'd like to be cremated, have my ashes spread under a very big tree and if my body is good when i pass on, i'd like to donate all my organs before being burned. That what we did with my grandfather.

Did you noticed something special ? Like more flowers or a little tree, something ? (I am being serious, not making foun or anything)

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i'd like to be cremated, have my ashes spread under a very big tree and if my body is good when i pass on, i'd like to donate all my organs before being burned.

That what we did with my grandfather.

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i'd like to be cremated, have my ashes spread under a very big tree and if my body is good when i pass on, i'd like to donate all my organs before being burned.



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I would like to be Cryogenitazed...and maybe some day come back to life!

Abre los ojos. But I'd like that too or maybe not. Hay cierto desahogo en la certeza de tu mortalidad.

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I would like to be Cryogenitazed...and maybe some day come back to life!

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Motown Junkie wrote: HAT'S RIGHT!!!  $70,000 WILL FIRE ME OFF INTO SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get buried.  Too many bugs.  A mausoleum seems cool enough too but in the meantime, I wanna FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!  You're kidding right?

NO.   

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Wowww, MJ you were very unlucky. My dad was cremated and we were all behind a thick glass window and the only thing we saw was the casket going into the "horno" or whatever it is called.


Then we went to a nice roome to wait, well we decided to go to the coffee place next door to the Cemetery because the process took approx 2 hours.


So no bad experience of smell or popping head.


 


@ Phanta, the Cimetiere du Pere Lachaise in Paris have one of these garden if you don't want to be put in the mausleum, the call it "Le jardin du Souvenir" (el Jardin de los Recuerdos). The place is very nice and not sad at all. So I think that most of the places have one. And yes so far, cremation is the cheapest unless you decide to give your body to science.



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DEATH SUCKS.... BUT IF I MUST DIE, I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED NEXT TO MY POPS & ABUELA SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME AT A FUNERAL THAT THE BIBLE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GET BURIED SOMETHING ABOUT "ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST"   MOST DEF, I'D GIVE SOME ORGANS FOR DONATIONS IF THEY'D HELP SOMEONE ELSE...   DID YOU KNO THAT THE ORGAN THAT IS MOST REQUESTED IN SOUTH CALIFORNIA IS "SKIN"??  I WASN'T AWARE SKIN WAS AN ORGAN.

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DEATH SUCKS....


BUT IF I MUST DIE, I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED NEXT TO MY POPS & ABUELA


SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME AT A FUNERAL THAT THE BIBLE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GET BURIED


SOMETHING ABOUT "ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST"


 


MOST DEF, I'D GIVE SOME ORGANS FOR DONATIONS IF THEY'D HELP SOMEONE ELSE...


 


DID YOU KNO THAT THE ORGAN THAT IS MOST REQUESTED IN


SOUTH CALIFORNIA IS "SKIN"??  I WASN'T AWARE SKIN WAS AN ORGAN.



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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


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I would like to be smoked by my loved ones.

Hahaha, I remember when you said that on the university! the loved ones will get stoned with all the THC in your body!!

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I choose rotting



Startingggggggggggggggg now!



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I choose rotting

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I already bought my plot its at Bathurst and Finch where my two angels are buried im next to them! it is expensive so im payin for it slowly! And yes they can get expensive! The caskets i bought for both my babies was about 450 each! even though the funeral homes supplies the plot and casket but you can always pay for another casket and thats what i did i also have Marbel plaques with there names and date of birth and death!


 



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I think i would like to donate what ever organs that can be saved and then the rest of my body can be donated to science.


Or if I change my mind again, I would like to be cremated.



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Phantasma wrote: I was watching a documentary on the "death industry" about how funeral homes pray on people's grief and scam them into buying these outrageously priced coffins and extras to "show their loves ones how much they were loved". It was appalling to see how some of these asholes guilt these people who are obviouly in no condition to make these kinds of desitions into buying all kinds of expensive crap. Anyways, Ive decided since I dont care what happens to my body after Im done with, I will leave very specific instructions to dispose of it as cheaply as possible so cremation is probably the best option. They then can scatter the ashes on a park or something... I dunno, I'll think about that last part. Then they can use all the money they saved on some fancy wooden box and put it towards a nice party. -- Edited by Phantasma at 15:45, 2006-07-25 Oh yeah..........I hear ya Phanta!!  My locket with my daddy's ashes was $575!!!!  It's a simple locket but JEBUS, that's a booming business.  They KNOW people can't say no.  I've never shelled out so much money on one item in my life.  Fortunately, the guys at the Wilson TTC division saved up money for me, so that's what I bought with the money. You know what my great grandmother did?!  She was kind of like you.  She used to say, "Who cares when I die?  Why have a funeral with a whole bunch of hypocrites?!" (S-E-N-I-L-E)  ANYWAY, she donated her body to science. @NeNa & El Duro:  They put his body on top of all these wood piles.  I think it was a hindu funeral, I can't remember      Anyway, I saw this about 14 years ago and I STILL have the visual, the sound, and the smell in my head!!!  Not cool!!! 


 


I would love to see that...


when I was a kid in ecuador i went to a wake and when everyone was praying the dead got up and started to vomit on the side, and then it went back to it's position



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I already told my family that I want 2 be Cremated n not 2 keep my remains, intead I want them 2 go 2 lake ontario n put them there.....

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I'm pretty sure thats how all cremations are done though.  Maybe not for the public to view, but the body gets places in a wooden box, with more wood around it.  The funural service director tells you that the ashes are not all entirely of the desceased body because of the process involved.

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@NeNa & El Duro:  They put his body on top of all these wood piles.  I think it was a hindu funeral, I can't remember      Anyway, I saw this about 14 years ago and I STILL have the visual, the sound, and the smell in my head!!!  Not cool!!! 




eewww no... I dont wanna traumatize my relatives either. They can do the bbq'in inside the crematorium where no one can see. Of whatever is left that is, cause I also wanna donate any spare parts that can be useful to other people, not like Im gonna need them at that point.

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HAT'S RIGHT!!!  $70,000 WILL FIRE ME OFF INTO SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't get buried.  Too many bugs. 
A mausoleum seems cool enough too but in the meantime, I wanna FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! 




You're kidding right?

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 @NeNa & El Duro:  They put his body on top of all these wood piles.  I think it was a hindu funeral, I can't remember      Anyway, I saw this about 14 years ago and I STILL have the visual, the sound, and the smell in my head!!!  Not cool!!! 


 


Wow... u still remember... that must have been an experience..huh???



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I was watching a documentary on the "death industry" about how funeral homes pray on people's grief and scam them into buying these outrageously priced coffins and extras to "show their loves ones how much they were loved". It was appalling to see how some of these asholes guilt these people who are obviouly in no condition to make these kinds of desitions into buying all kinds of expensive crap. Anyways, Ive decided since I dont care what happens to my body after Im done with, I will leave very specific instructions to dispose of it as cheaply as possible so cremation is probably the best option. They then can scatter the ashes on a park or something... I dunno, I'll think about that last part. Then they can use all the money they saved on some fancy wooden box and put it towards a nice party. -- Edited by Phantasma at 15:45, 2006-07-25


Oh yeah..........I hear ya Phanta!!  My locket with my daddy's ashes was $575!!!!  It's a simple locket but JEBUS, that's a booming business.  They KNOW people can't say no.  I've never shelled out so much money on one item in my life.  Fortunately, the guys at the Wilson TTC division saved up money for me, so that's what I bought with the money.


You know what my great grandmother did?!  She was kind of like you.  She used to say, "Who cares when I die?  Why have a funeral with a whole bunch of hypocrites?!" (S-E-N-I-L-E)  ANYWAY, she donated her body to science.


@NeNa & El Duro:  They put his body on top of all these wood piles.  I think it was a hindu funeral, I can't remember      Anyway, I saw this about 14 years ago and I STILL have the visual, the sound, and the smell in my head!!!  Not cool!!! 



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@NeNa & Duro:  I see.  I don't like the idea of cremation but whatever.  I have my daddy's ashes in my locket so I hear ya, NeNa!! I think what turns me off is that I've actually been to a cremation in Trinidad and I did one of these..................when the skull popped!!!!! 


huh???


but glad u know what I'm talking about ....


 



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@NeNa & Duro:  I see.  I don't like the idea of cremation but whatever.  I have my daddy's ashes in my locket so I hear ya, NeNa!! I think what turns me off is that I've actually been to a cremation in Trinidad and I did one of these..................when the skull popped!!!!! 


 


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I was watching a documentary on the "death industry" about how funeral homes pray on people's grief and scam them into buying these outrageously priced coffins and extras to "show their loves ones how much they were loved". It was appalling to see how some of these asholes guilt these people who are obviouly in no condition to make these kinds of desitions into buying all kinds of expensive crap. Anyways, Ive decided since I dont care what happens to my body after Im done with, I will leave very specific instructions to dispose of it as cheaply as possible so cremation is probably the best option. They then can scatter the ashes on a park or something... I dunno, I'll think about that last part. Then they can use all the money they saved on some fancy wooden box and put it towards a nice party. -- Edited by Phantasma at 15:45, 2006-07-25


 


Bro that is called pollution and littering  a park which is a


 




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@NeNa & Duro:  I see. 


I don't like the idea of cremation but whatever.  I have my daddy's ashes in my locket so I hear ya, NeNa!!


I think what turns me off is that I've actually been to a cremation in Trinidad and I did one of these..................when the skull popped!!!!! 



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I guess cremated

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cremated because...es lo mas barato y calientito

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I was watching a documentary on the "death industry" about how funeral homes pray on people's grief and scam them into buying these outrageously priced coffins and extras to "show their loves ones how much they were loved". It was appalling to see how some of these asholes guilt these people who are obviouly in no condition to make these kinds of desitions into buying all kinds of expensive crap.

Anyways, Ive decided since I dont care what happens to my body after Im done with, I will leave very specific instructions to dispose of it as cheaply as possible so cremation is probably the best option. They then can scatter the ashes on a park or something... I dunno, I'll think about that last part. Then they can use all the money they saved on some fancy wooden box and put it towards a nice party.

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NeNa wrote: LMAO.. ohh MJ... u're soo funny..... I on the other hand, would LOVE to be cremated...   I wasn't trying to be funny.  What's so good about cremation?


 


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NeNa wrote: LMAO.. ohh MJ... u're soo funny..... I on the other hand, would LOVE to be cremated...   I wasn't trying to be funny.  What's so good about cremation?


well in cremation...


u saved some $$ instead of the whole burying thing... and it's quick.. the good thing about this.. my loved ones can carry me in small little plastic bags...  


 



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LMAO.. ohh MJ... u're soo funny..... I on the other hand, would LOVE to be cremated...  


I wasn't trying to be funny. 


What's so good about cremation?



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LMAO.. ohh MJ... u're soo funny.....


I on the other hand, would LOVE to be cremated...


 



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Ok, so death is pretty much the ONLY guaranteed thing in our lives, so I'm wondering, has anyone really thought about what they've wanted???!! 


It never really occured to me until now.  So I've decided to save a little here and there to send my remains into............ready?..................WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT'S RIGHT!!!  $70,000 WILL FIRE ME OFF INTO SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


I IT!!!!!!!!!!!!


I can't get buried.  Too many bugs. 


A mausoleum seems cool enough too but in the meantime, I wanna FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! 



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