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 do i get angry, or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? what was I trying to decide again???


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


looks like we're smoking the same thing....



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McOSIRIS wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: Speaking of the devil's spawn....... I killed a MASSIVE spider this morning.  I've never seen so much fuzz on a spider.  Anyway, he took over my balcony chair.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the end of the balcony.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the far top corner and I thought to myself, "I'm not going to climb on a ladder, 26 floors up, to kill a bloody spider!"  So "William" and I came to an agreement.  Keep all the bugs away from me while I'm tanning and I will not kill you.  Today, he got brave and came WAY too low and made his damn web SO massive that it reached down to my face. So I sprayed him with Windex and an air freshner. Thank you. since you cleaned William's camera lens, could you tell him to post those pics of you tanning in the net??? thanx....   do i get angry, or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? do I or don't I??? what was I trying to decide again???


IF UR GONNA HAVE STEAK OR CHICKEN???



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Motown Junkie wrote: Speaking of the devil's spawn....... I killed a MASSIVE spider this morning.  I've never seen so much fuzz on a spider.  Anyway, he took over my balcony chair.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the end of the balcony.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the far top corner and I thought to myself, "I'm not going to climb on a ladder, 26 floors up, to kill a bloody spider!"  So "William" and I came to an agreement.  Keep all the bugs away from me while I'm tanning and I will not kill you.  Today, he got brave and came WAY too low and made his damn web SO massive that it reached down to my face. So I sprayed him with Windex and an air freshner. Thank you. since you cleaned William's camera lens, could you tell him to post those pics of you tanning in the net??? thanx....


  do i get angry, or don't I???


do I or don't I???


do I or don't I???


do I or don't I???


do I or don't I???


do I or don't I???


do I or don't I???


what was I trying to decide again???



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Motown Junkie wrote: Speaking of the devil's spawn....... I killed a MASSIVE spider this morning.  I've never seen so much fuzz on a spider.  Anyway, he took over my balcony chair.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the end of the balcony.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the far top corner and I thought to myself, "I'm not going to climb on a ladder, 26 floors up, to kill a bloody spider!"  So "William" and I came to an agreement.  Keep all the bugs away from me while I'm tanning and I will not kill you.  Today, he got brave and came WAY too low and made his damn web SO massive that it reached down to my face. So I sprayed him with Windex and an air freshner. Thank you. i really like the way you tell stories. they entertain me lots. do it again.


Are you being sarcastic???? 


 


 


 




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Speaking of the devil's spawn....... I killed a MASSIVE spider this morning.  I've never seen so much fuzz on a spider.  Anyway, he took over my balcony chair.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the end of the balcony.  So I burned his web with a cigarette.  Then he moved his web to the far top corner and I thought to myself, "I'm not going to climb on a ladder, 26 floors up, to kill a bloody spider!"  So "William" and I came to an agreement.  Keep all the bugs away from me while I'm tanning and I will not kill you.  Today, he got brave and came WAY too low and made his damn web SO massive that it reached down to my face. So I sprayed him with Windex and an air freshner. Thank you.


since you cleaned William's camera lens, could you tell him to post those pics of you tanning in the net???


thanx....



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Speaking of the devil's spawn.......
I killed a MASSIVE spider this morning.  I've never seen so much fuzz on a spider. 
Anyway, he took over my balcony chair.  So I burned his web with a cigarette. 
Then he moved his web to the end of the balcony.  So I burned his web with a cigarette. 
Then he moved his web to the far top corner and I thought to myself, "I'm not going to climb on a ladder, 26 floors up, to kill a bloody spider!" 
So "William" and I came to an agreement.  Keep all the bugs away from me while I'm tanning and I will not kill you. 
Today, he got brave and came WAY too low and made his damn web SO massive that it reached down to my face.
So I sprayed him with Windex and an air freshner.
Thank you.




i really like the way you tell stories. they entertain me lots.

do it again.

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Speaking of the devil's spawn.......


I killed a MASSIVE spider this morning.  I've never seen so much fuzz on a spider. 


Anyway, he took over my balcony chair.  So I burned his web with a cigarette. 


Then he moved his web to the end of the balcony.  So I burned his web with a cigarette. 


Then he moved his web to the far top corner and I thought to myself, "I'm not going to climb on a ladder, 26 floors up, to kill a bloody spider!" 


So "William" and I came to an agreement.  Keep all the bugs away from me while I'm tanning and I will not kill you. 


Today, he got brave and came WAY too low and made his damn web SO massive that it reached down to my face.


So I sprayed him with Windex and an air freshner.


Thank you.



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I HATE THESE B@STARDS!!!!!! AAWWWWWWRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!


Oh god these bugs are so nasty.


@X that's what made her scream? No wonder.



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JR wrote: Bainaman wrote: Daeveed wrote: I hate those that look like a caterpillar, but have a lot of long skinny legs....yuks!....they're nasty...and fast. Bro..... Those I hate even more!!!!!!!!! I can't find what they're called. u guys mean like a cienpies ya i hate those critters too Go get a cup of java!!!! 



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Bainaman wrote: Daeveed wrote: I hate those that look like a caterpillar, but have a lot of long skinny legs....yuks!....they're nasty...and fast. Bro..... Those I hate even more!!!!!!!!! I can't find what they're called. u guys mean like a cienpies ya i hate those critters too

Go get a cup of java!!!! 

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Daeveed wrote: I hate those that look like a caterpillar, but have a lot of long skinny legs....yuks!....they're nasty...and fast. Bro..... Those I hate even more!!!!!!!!! I can't find what they're called.

u guys mean like a cienpies ya i hate those critters too

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Centipedes or Millipedes!  Take your pick!!! 

Thanks! Now I'll be able to curse at them properly before I smash them.

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McOSIRIS wrote: I like Fireflies... if you touch one you'll go blind.

Is this a fact or an old wives' tale?

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Guadalupana wrote:
McOSIRIS wrote: I like Fireflies... if you touch one you'll go blind.
I heard the same if I touch myself....






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McOSIRIS wrote: I like Fireflies... if you touch one you'll go blind.

I heard the same if I touch myself....

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Julie wrote: Yes the bugs seanson starded, I hate those ! I prefer to see Ladybugs, but I guess it is too rainy for now. Ladybugs are useful around your roses, they eat the anphids that can plague rose bushes. so if you see one, grab it and place them there. You'll have beautiful healthy flowers all summer.

Moi don't have a garden so no roses :don'tlikerosesanyway: but I won't kill those little things they are too cute but my cats love chasing them though

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I like Fireflies...



if you touch one you'll go blind.

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Daeveed wrote: I hate those that look like a caterpillar, but have a lot of long skinny legs....yuks!....they're nasty...and fast. Bro..... Those I hate even more!!!!!!!!! I can't find what they're called.

Centipedes or Millipedes!  Take your pick!!! 

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I was watching a program the other day   I believe it was called 10 Most Frightening Animals and EARWIGS was up there!!!


Not in the correct order obviously but I remember it was these ones:


Tarantulas


Earwigs


Rats


Snakes


Sharks


Piranhas


Grizzly Bears (or I guess any bear)


Bats


Crocodiles (I think)


and I can't remember the last one.




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X4v13r wrote:
so is that their real name??

this weekend at a bbq that i was at there was sooooooooooooo many around........one of the girls that where there at one point screamed like some was about to kill her too funny.....

X@vier


really?!?!?

Was it that same place that I went to???

'Cause if it was......I didn't see any.

Maybe I should check my jacket pocket!!!






no no, i had another bbq on sunday.

X@vier


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I like Fireflies...


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Daeveed wrote:

I hate those that look like a caterpillar, but have a lot of long skinny legs....yuks!....they're nasty...and fast.



Bro.....

Those I hate even more!!!!!!!!!

I can't find what they're called.



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Julie wrote:

Yes the bugs seanson starded, I hate those ! I prefer to see Ladybugs, but I guess it is too rainy for now.



Ladybugs are useful around your roses, they eat the anphids that can plague rose bushes.
so if you see one, grab it and place them there. You'll have beautiful healthy flowers all summer.

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Daeveed wrote:

I hate those that look like a caterpillar, but have a lot of long skinny legs....yuks!....they're nasty...and fast.



YES!! i hate those! they're usually in the basement!

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I hate those that look like a caterpillar, but have a lot of long skinny legs....yuks!....they're nasty...and fast.

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Yes the bugs seanson starded, I hate those ! I prefer to see Ladybugs, but I guess it is too rainy for now.

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did you get one up you nose?



I WISH!!!!

It would cut the forest of nose hairs I have with it's tail.





yeah, very attractive that was.

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X4v13r wrote:

so is that their real name??

this weekend at a bbq that i was at there was sooooooooooooo many around........one of the girls that where there at one point screamed like some was about to kill her too funny.....

X@vier




really?!?!?

Was it that same place that I went to???

'Cause if it was......I didn't see any.

Maybe I should check my jacket pocket!!!




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Guadalupana wrote:

did you get one up you nose?




I WISH!!!!

It would cut the forest of nose hairs I have with it's tail.



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so is that their real name??

this weekend at a bbq that i was at there was sooooooooooooo many around........one of the girls that where there at one point screamed like some was about to kill her too funny.....

X@vier

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did you get one up you nose?

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I HATE THESE B@STARDS!!!!!!

AAWWWWWWRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!





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