1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . .....  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming,
  how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!  

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF


I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST .....BETTER RICH

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

And ............... sad but most of the time true...............................

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN