My fave: While she was gone, the hooker left a sign on the door:>>"Out to Lunch. Go **** Yourself." I've got one too... What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife? He wiped his @ss.
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
No - No, no... this thread is NOT about Chale! It's about short jokes~
>Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? > >Ask your mom. > >======================================================= > >How do you know you're leading a sad life? > >When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." > >======================================================= > >What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? > >If we don't get some support soon, people are going > >to think we're nuts. > >======================================================= > >Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? > >Because they have cotton balls. > >======================================================= > >Do you know why ghosts don't make noise when they make love? > >Because they have hollow weenies! > >======================================================= > >What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? > >A cock that stays up all night. > >======================================================= > >Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. > >What do single guys have? Palm Sunday > >======================================================= > >Why is being in the military like a blowjob? > >The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. > >======================================================= > >What do you call a ninety year old man who can > >Still masturbate? > >Miracle Whip. > >======================================================= > >What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? > >Her navel. > >======================================================= > >What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? > >A bingo machine. > >======================================================= > >Are birth control pills deductible? > >Only if they don't work. > >======================================================= > >What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? > >The porcupine has pricks on the outside. > >======================================================= > >Why did God create alcohol? > >So ugly people have a chance to have sex too. > >====================================================== > >What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > >"Are you sure it's mine?" > >====================================================== > >What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? > >Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck. > >===================================================== > >What three two-letter words denote "small"? > >"Is it in?" > >===================================================== > >What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? > >The hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead > >=================================================== > >While she was gone, the hooker left a sign on the door: > >"Out to Lunch. Go **** Yourself." > >=================================================== > >If you are having sex with two women and one more woman > >walks in, what do you have? > >Divorce proceedings, most likely. > >=================================================== > >What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? > >"Oh look! Doughnut seeds!" > >======================================================= > >Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? > >They named him Sum Ting Wong. > >==================== > >What would you call it when an Italian has one arm > >shorter than the other? > >A speech impediment. > >==================== > >What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? > >They're hiring. > >==================== > >What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? > >Men miss them all. > >==================== > >Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > >Breasts don't have eyes. > >==================== > >What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? > >A pimp. > >=================== > >Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on >Mon., Wed., and Friday? > >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > >=================== > >What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > >A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, >along with a recipe. > >=================== > >How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say ****? > >Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO"! > >==================== > >What's the Cuban national anthem? > >"Row, Row, Row Your Boat" > >==================== > >What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern >fairytale? > >A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." > >A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****...
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
