Dear Abby...

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

RE: Dear Abby...

confundida · Foro Master

U HAVE A STALKER??

DAM EVERYWHERE I GO I RUN INTO SOME CHICK FROM HERE EL FORO (EHEM) MELANIE ......

AND HER SIDEKICK!!! LIKE THEY ARE TRACKING ME DOWN OR SOMETHING .....

I NEED HELP!!!!

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

Dear Abby,
I HAVE A STALKER!!! She's this short, asian-looking but of Salvi descent woman that just won't seem to leave me alone. First, I signed into MSN and TWO seconds later she signed in, THEEEEN, I signed into Foro and she followed me. Oh Abby, I'm scared for my life, I don't know what to do. I hear she's into midget sex and wild monkey loving. THAT'S JUST NOT MEEE!!! How do I get her to stop stalking me!??!
Scared and Stalked in Mississauga

Dear S & S in Sauga:

It appears as though you might have an overactive imagination. I would suggest that you double your medication, take a nice long nap and then you might wake up with a clearer sense of the situation.

Signed:

NOT STALKING ANYONE!!!

ps. wear the black shirt, i like you better in black not white...

Marky Mark · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

Dear Abby,
I HAVE A STALKER!!! She's this short, asian-looking but of Salvi descent woman that just won't seem to leave me alone. First, I signed into MSN and TWO seconds later she signed in, THEEEEN, I signed into Foro and she followed me. Oh Abby, I'm scared for my life, I don't know what to do. I hear she's into midget sex and wild monkey loving. THAT'S JUST NOT MEEE!!! How do I get her to stop stalking me!??!
Scared and Stalked in Mississauga

Dear Scared and Stalked in Mississauga,

Please refer to this thread.

Good Luck.

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

Dear Abby,

I HAVE A STALKER!!! She's this short, asian-looking but of Salvi descent woman that just won't seem to leave me alone. First, I signed into MSN and TWO seconds later she signed in, THEEEEN, I signed into Foro and she followed me. Oh Abby, I'm scared for my life, I don't know what to do. I hear she's into midget sex and wild monkey loving. THAT'S JUST NOT MEEE!!! How do I get her to stop stalking me!??!

Scared and Stalked in Mississauga