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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


ad wrote: WOW how come your post is before mine if I started the thread

 Who knows, but it looks like my time beside the date is ahead of yours and that's why. But seriously why don't we all have the same time in this foro??? Hmmmm

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In Guam There are men in  whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason - under  law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)


 


I would be happy if I had that job LoL $hit ill be so happy that I would gladly do over time LoL



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For Sale:


A one way ticket to Guam.


Will consider trade for young dolphin.


 




-- Edited by Daeveed at 14:27, 2006-06-16

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ad wrote:




WOW how come your post is before mine if I started the thread

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Ummm, is it just me or am i now going nuts!! I can see my post on top of Jokers!!


hmmm   ...


 




 



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Ummm, is it just me or am i now going nuts!! I can see my post on top of Jokers!!

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Definite Proof That The World is Nuts!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the  animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.  (Like THAT makes sense.)

 In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,  but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.<O:P></O:P>

 He may only see their reflection in a mirror.  (Do they look different reversed?)

 

 Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. - (A brick??)<O:P></O:P>


 
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia  is decapitation.(Much worse than "going blind!")<O:P></O:P>

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In Guam There are men in  whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason - under  law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)<O:P></O:P>


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 In Hon Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.  The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.  (Ah! Justice!)<O:P></O:P>

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 Topless - saleswomen are legal in Liverpool England but only in tropical fish stores.  (But, of course!)<O:P></O:P>

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 In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam

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 Banging - your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.  (Who volunteers for this stuff?)<O:P></O:P>

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 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)<O:P></O:P>

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.<O:P></O:P>

 (From drinking little bottles of ... ?)  (Did the federal government pay for this research?)<O:P></O:P>

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 Butterflies taste with their feet.  (Ah, geez.)<O:P></O:P>

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 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.  (I know some people like that.)<O:P></O:P>

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 Starfish don't have brains.  (I know some people like that, too.)<O:P></O:P>

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 And, the best for last:  Turtles can breathe through their butts.  (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)<O:P></O:P>


-- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 12:01, 2006-06-16

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