I think you read "damn woman", then of course you'd be right.
ah no wait... it said International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day.... I thought it said International Super Ridiculously Very Good Looking, Damn Smarty Pants Womans Day....
Happy IVGLDSW Day!Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn SmartWoman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits thisdescription. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received itfrom a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to liveby: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention ofarrivingsafely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid insideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly usedup,totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day! ________________ __________________________________ To the Girls !! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the **** up with cookies. (Unknown) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a ho rrible warning. -Catherine- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman -Maryon Pearson- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
YESSSSSSSSSS! You read that, people? Very good looking and damn smart. Yup, that's little ol' me.
Happy IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day! ________________ __________________________________ To the Girls !!
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the **** up with cookies. (Unknown)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint -Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a ho rrible warning. -Catherine-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman -Maryon Pearson-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
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Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
